Miles Edgeworth: Hello, everyone.  My name is Miles Edgeworth, and I am the Chief Prosecution Attorney.  I have a bloodstained past, but my friend/rival Phoenix Wright has put that to rest.  Antasma, on the other hand, is still pissed off.

*sfx: Reminisce - DL-6 Extended*

Me: I still haff a lot of pent-up anger towards that MONSTER, MANFRED VON KARMA!  HONESTLY, THIS ASSHOLE MADE POOR EDGEVORTH THINK HE KILLED HIS FATHER, GREGORY!  THEN, FIFTEEN YEARS LATER, MILES EDGEVORTH FOUND OUT MANFRED KILLED HIS FATHER!  MANFRED, YOU SUNUFFA BITCH, IF YOU'RE HEARING THIS MESSAGE, I HAVE THREE VORDS TOWARDS A MONSTER LIKE YOU:

GO.  FUCK.  YOURSELF!

Phoenix Wright: WOW!  What a grudge! (chuckles silently) Anyways, despite Edgeworth's past, we have been friends for a LONG time!  He's actually quite cunning, if I do say so myself!  Seriously, having more than one trick up his sleeve, and going by the books?  This guy is TOP NOTCH!

Athena Cykes: This man is so frickin' cool, he said the Phantom was the one who killed my mother, and that she was like that when I found her!  Thanks so much, Edgeworth!

Simon Blackquill: He's a good person at heart, and so he deserves to live.

Manfred: He's the bane of my existence, and I hope he goes to HELL!

Me: OH, HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO!  (Grabs Electrum Wind, points it at Manfred Von Karma)

Manfred: AW, FUCK!

(For those who lost count, this is the 11th issue of "Meet the Cast".)