Me Vs patient

18yr old male with pain abdomen
Me: please lie down... Thoda shirt uper Kar sakthe ?
Patient: blushes and takes his shirt up!
My inner voice: I'm so sorry little felo to touch your abdomen.... its just my work

60yr old
Me: aap smoke karthe?
Patient: ha... Bandh Kar Diya
Me: teek hai.. kithna Saal huwa bandh karke?
Patient: idhar admit huwa na.. jab se smoke Nahi Kar Raha Hu
My inner voice: greattttt

We have different strategy to ask about smoking!!

17yr old male Vs me

Me: smoke karthe aap?
Patient: Nahi
Me: ek bar bhi Nahi smoke kare ab thak?
Patient: 1month back Kara tha!!

22yr old female with infertility Vs me

Me: argh!! Argh.. Aapke husband se Milne ke samay kuch thakleef hai aapko
Patient: just smiles
My inner voice: I know it's wierd asking but it's important 😂😂 *cries*
Me: bathaao Amma
Patient: blushes!!
Me: uss room meh badi madam hai, unke pass jayiye..

Chronic alcoholic Vs me

Me: daaru peethe ho uncle?
Patient: haa.. Kabhi Kabhi!
Me: Kabhi Kabhi boletho?
Patient: poore din Nahi peetha, sirf night me 1 quarter!! Bas!!
Me:thanks for the information 😂😂

40yr old Vs me
Me: udhar letiye uncle... Injection Karna hai!
Patient: ithni choti lag rahi ho.. aap dethe?
Me: mai junior doctor Hu uncle idhar.. gives injection..
Me: thanku .. I'll take that as a compliment 👿
Me: ut sakthe uncle, hogaya!
Patient: ithna jaldi hogaya?
Me: haa uncle
Me: wait I'll get another injection 😂😂

A/N: I hope I didn't hurt any feelings of u.. if so plz tell me.. I'll remove this article
N sorry for my incorrect Hindi 😂😂 I'll just try speaking somehow!!!