(Warning: A lot of swearing, a lot of out of context bullshit, cringy memes, inside jokes, and random crap from my Kik chat is in this book. All of this is for shits n giggles.)

Phone abuse

Dank Illuminati lizard is very homosexual and enjoys molesting/being molested

Toy story spin-off: mom's toys

#BlameJacobSartorius2k16

I WILL NOT FUCKIN CHILL

fuck you Jacob saggytits you hurted my friends feelings

I DONT WANT A GOD DAMN MEME SPIDER

Team Mystic? More like Team Shitstick

High heels are instruments of torture remember that

Used-to-be-evil wizard dude makes speedy white sanic marshmallow and anxiety shield™ to beat the living shit out of demons

Die u white cis male scum

Have this for lunch sweaty - 3 •

Here's something really tasty ; ))))))

I'm a meme machine™

Now you won't get arrested for child neglect

Oh thank god

who gives a shit, she was totally fucking fine while she was getting famous on the internet

that bismuth leak hit me hARD

Depressed Danny is my fav meme

It's ur original oc, Commander Jeepers

Commander peepo

*crawls out of coffin* SYKE BITCHES

oncee claire said 'but I dont wanna buttfuck the wall'

DIDNEY SPRIN

I want Bill cipher inside of me

I want Dominator to dominate me

I want Wander to wander inside of me

I want Undyne to penetrate my soul with her spear of justice

Lord Hater rhymes with masturbator

I want Leafy to roast me

I want Max to (actually he's like 10 so no don't sin)

DONG

I WATCH HENTAI

BITCH SUPPLY SOME FUCKING SIN

SOMEONE SAY UNDERTAIL

UP YOUR ASS //gone

i guESS BEING BLOODTHIRSTY CAN GET DISTRACTING

LET ME DIE IN PEACE

GAY CHRISTMAS