2020, July 24
9 PM

User ID #0354

Good evening miss

You're disturbing my sleep

More like I can make you sleep

Eww the audacity

It heightened every time

What are you doing?

Nothing

I just waited for your chat all day
long and I passed out then
my phone beeped

You're very detailed

I'm a detailer

How about you?

I just finished my work

A handsome guy like me
is busy you know

Do you want to know about
what is my ideal man?

What is it?

I already know it's me

A handsome and who's busy

Like YOU

I LIKE YOU OHPPAH

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You're literally going crazy
because of me

There should be an insurance
for people who are Seungyoun
whipped and free medical expenses

I'm currently having a
SEUNGYOUNITIS SYNDROME

It sounds like funny and
scary at the same time

SEUNGYOUNITIS gives me creeps

I can't think of any at the moment

Do you have a suggestion? lol

How about SEUNGYOUNLOSIS?

It's just the same with
TUBERCULOSIS

Seungyounitis sounds
like sinusitis too

I hate that we're both dull ㅠㅠ

Can we just make it
SEUNGYOUNSAURUS?

It doesn't sound like a
name of an  illness

You're making me
an extinct animal

SEUNGYOUNSAURUS suits you because you're the only one
Cho Seungyoun living in the world

You got the point there, dear

I admire you once in a blue moon

Let's go for
SEUNGYOUNITISCULOSIS

What's your say?

I just want to ask you

Are you planning for a
biochemical terrorism
just like corona virus?

Instead of an actual virus that
can affect the whole system of
a human and deteriorate his
health, you could be a virus
who will give hope to the people
who suffered greatly now.

You will ease their pain

Am I talking to a good
samaritan now?

Nooooo

I'm just trying to make a point

What will be the cure
for someone who has
SEUNGYOUNITISCULOSIS?

Simple!

You're kiss (with movements)
can be the antidote!

That's too impossible!

My saliva and lips aren't blessed
and there a million of people
are going crazy over me

How can I kiss them?

Well, I'm not done explaining yet

SEUNGYOUNITISCULOSIS is a rare disease that can affect only one person in this lifetime.

The heck with your brain

You should've help in finding
the cure of corona virus instead
of making a new one

Hear me out okay?

I'm showing symptoms of SEUNGYOUNITISCULOSIS
for almost a year now.

And I think I have the disease.

I think it's time to come to you
and be healed.

Kissing is prohibited, don't
you know that?

You're one crazy woman I ever met

I think you're a rare woman too

Then we can hide!

Use your brain not your tongue!

Sorry but I'm not available

I'm willing to wait

I don't like girls who
are willing to wait
and patient

What a scam seungyoun

Then I won't wait