Chapter 8
Gene was fake crying in the principals office. The principal was reading the book.
"I found it in boys bathroom." Gene said. "It's so mean."
"Good lord, what's this say Amy Winehouse is a..." The principal said.
"Needy whore." Gene said.
The principal looked up and Gene continued fake crying.
"It's ok calm down Mr.Simmons." The principal said.
"Why would someone write that it's just so mean." Gene said.
"Don't worry we're gonna find out who did this." The Principal said.
"There's only three boys in the whole school who aren't in it." Gene said.
The principal called Eric Singer,Paul and Tommy to his office. As Tommy was about to walk in Gene gave him a look saying 'you'll regret what you did.'
"Have a seat Mr.Thayer." The Principal said.
He showed the book and asked "Have you seen this book before?"
"No I mean yes I seen it before but it's not mine." Tommy said.
"You better get your story straight Mr.Thayer cause I'm not playing games." The principal said.
"I told you it's not ours it's Gene's. He's trying to make it seem like we wrote but really he wrote it." Paul said.
"Mr.Stanley why would Gene refer to himself as a fugly slut?" The principal said.
Eric started to laugh a little.
"Mr. Singer this is no time to be laughing. We're getting to the bottom of this once and for all." The principal said angrily.
Gene started hanging copies of the pages of the burn book and toss some in the air.
"Maybe we're not in that book because everybody likes us. I mean I don't wanna be punished for being liked." Paul said.
Everyone got out of class and saw the papers. Everyone was questioning.
Left eye saw one of herself and said "Made out with a picture of Tupac? Oh come on that was one time."
"Jermaine Jackson has a tire for hair? Who would write that?" Jermaine asked.
"Who wouldn't write that?" Randy Jackson asked almost laughing.
Then Jermaine started fighting his brother.
Now everyone was fighting each other.
"Anything else you wanna say? Mr Singer?" The principal asked.
"Who ever wrote probably thought that no one will ever see it." Eric said.
"I hope no one else does see it." The principal said.
Gene stood on top of the stairs watching as the school fought which satisfied him.
"Mother can you pick me up. I'm scared." Michael Jackson said as he was on the phone.
"Peter Criss, a sad attention seeker?" Ace read.
"Oh well that's orginal." Peter said sarcastically.
"To drunk to function?!" Ace read.
"Hey that's only okay if I say it." Peter said.
"Did you write this?" Prince asked.
"No I swear." T-Boz said.
"Then you told somebody." Freddie Mercury said.
"He told." Elvis Presley said.
"You little bitch." Latoya Jackson said.
"You're a bitch." Janet Jackson said.
Janet started fighting Latoya.
One of the teachers went to the principals office.
"Come quick they gone wild. Everyone gone wild." The teacher said.
The principal got up to check it out. Tommy,Paul and Eric got up and saw everyone fighting.
It was full madness. It was like I was watching the National Geographic channel and seeing wild animals fighting. It wasn't going away.
The principal hit switch to turn on the sprinklers in the school. Everyone screamed.
"Oh crap my hair." Prince said.
"EVERYONE REPORT TO THE GYMNASIUM IMMEDIATELY IMMEDIATELY!!" The principal screamed.
Everyone did as they were told.
Have you ever had people give you the death glare? Have you had it happened over a hundred times? I have.
Tommy sat down and saw Peter and Ace he waved. Peter waved with a fake smile then punched his fist in his palm which made Tommy cringe. Then Ace looked at Tommy with the death stare.
"Never in my entire career have I seen such behavior and from people they call their role models. I got people calling the school asking if someone was killed I outta cancel the spring concert." The principal said.
Everyone said no.
"But I'm not gonna do that cause we already payed the stadium, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously. Now what everyone needs is a attitude makeover and you're gonna get it. I don't care how long it takes I'll keep you here all night." The principal said.
"We can't keep them pass four." A teacher said.
"I will keep you here until four. Now what we're gonna do is fix how you guys relate to each other musician to musician. Does anyone wanna talk about something they wanna let out?" The principal said.
Eric was about to raise his hand but Paul slapped it down. Ariana Grande raised her hand.
"Yes?" The principal asked.
"Someone wrote in that book that in my new album was lying about having sex with someone because I use maxy strong small tampons but I can't help it if I got a heavy flow and a thin set vagina." Ariana said.
"Ok um nevermind I can't do this your songwriting teacher will do this." The principal said.
The teacher sighed and said "Ok everyone close your eyes. Now I want you to raise your hand if you ever had something bad about you behind your back."
Everyone raised their hand.
"Close your eyes again and this time I want ypu to raise your hand if you said something bad behind their back." The teacher said.
Everyone slowly raised their hand. Gene raised his as he was proud he did.
"Open em. So there's been some music crime here. Ok so what we're gonna do is couple of exercises to express anger in a healthy way. Let's start here." The teacher said.
Our teacher had all of us confront each other about our feelings and all the groups had problems.
"You've been acting stuck up ever since you got a boyfriend and Michael agrees with me." Janet Jackson said.
"Michael?" Latoya Jackson asked.
"Don't drag me into this. I got a concert tomorrow." Michael Jackson said.
"¿Por qué están tratando de coquetear con mi marido?" Selena asked.
*Translation why are you trying flirt with my husband?
"Tal vez porque creo que es lindo y creo él y yo seremos una pareja linda." Jenni Rivera said.
*Translation maybe because I think he's cute and I think me and him will be a cute couple.
"Perra que desees." Selena said.
*Translation bitch you wish.
"Um ok good." The teacher said.
"Can I just say we don't have problems in this school and some of us don't have to take this because some of us are victims in this situation." Gene said as he stood up.
"That's probably true how many of you have been personally victimized by Gene Simmons?" The teacher said.
Everyone immediately raised their hand. Including teachers and the principal. Gene just rolled his eyes and sat down.
"Ok who's next? Tommy do you have anything to say or own up to?" The teacher asked.
Yes
"No." Tommy said.
"You never made up a rumor about someone?" The teacher asked.
About Eric Carr being jealous of me.
"No." Tommy said.
"Nothing you wanna apologize about?" The teacher asked.
I can't say anything cause I'll get blamed for the whole burn book.
"No." Tommy said.
"I'm really disappointed in you Tommy." The teacher said. "This book is the reason we're here you guys got stop calling each other sluts and whores it just makes ok for your fans to call you those things. Who's here been called a slut."
Eric raised his hand like he was proud of it. A few others did too.
"Everyone up." The teacher said.
We were asked to write an apology to all the people we hurt in our lives.
"Chilli I'm for calling you a slut just because you have sexy solo on your tour. I should've known it was for the crazysexycool album." T-Boz said.
T-boz turned and fell like it was a trust fall.
"Paul I'm sorry I laughed at you when you pants ripped in the front during a concert and I'm sorry I told everyone about it and I'm sorry for repeating it now." Eric said.
"Jermaine I don't hate you because you're annoying. You're annoying because I hate you." Marlon Jackson said.
"I wish we can all get along like we used to in the past. I wish I can make a cake made of rainbows and smiles we all eat and be happy." Diana said.
"SHE'S NOT EVEN A MUSICIAN!" Ace yelled.
"Are you even a musician?" The teacher asked.
"No I'm Princess Diana and a close friend to Michael Jackson who's sensitive to peoples pain." Diana said almost crying.
"Ok Michael escort her out." The teacher said.
Michael helped Diana down and escort her out.
"I'm sorry people are so jealous of me but I can't help being a chick magnet." Paul said.
Everyone moved out the way except Eric but they both got hurt.
"Ok walk it off walk it off." The teacher said. "They're ok they're ok. Keep it going."
Tommy was up next but decided to go to the back. Then Peter went up.
"Oh look it's Peter's dream of finally getting attention." Gene said.
"Yeah I got an apology. So I have this friend who's new this year. I convinced him that'll it'll be fun to mess up Gene Simmon's life, so I had him pretend to be friends with Gene and he would come to my house afterwards and we will laugh about all the crazy stuff he said. We gave him these protein bar things that'll make him gain weight and we turn his best friends against him. Oh and Tommy you know my friend Tommy he showed footage of Gene making out with a groupie and convinced Shannon to break up with him and oh we gave you foot cream instead of face cream. Oh my god I'm so sorry Gene I mean I don't know why I did it maybe it's because I'm SOOOO DEESSSSPERATE FOR ATTENTION SUCK ON THAT!!!" Peter said.
Peter turned and fell while everyone chanted his name like they were celebrating. Gene looked at Tommy then walked away.
"Gene. Gene wait I didn't mean for that to happen." Tommy said.
"Finding out everyone always hated me I don't care." Gene said.
"Gene please. Gene stop." Tommy said.
"NOOO! You wanna know what everyone says about you is that you are knockoff version of Ace and a less hot version of me. Yeah so don't act so innocent you can take that fake apology and shove right up your hairy..." Gene said.
Gene got hit by a bus which lefted Tommy speechless.
And that's how Gene Simmons died. No I'm totally but he did get hurt badly. Some people said that his head went all the way around but that just a rumor. Some people swear that they saw me push him in front the bus that was an even worse rumor.
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