Me:alright let's do this

And then immediately everywhere I see is fire

Me:... what the hell happen here did the human torch just say fuck this place while they were being attacked or something

I then move handsome jack only for him to see a berserker, a lancer and trooper

Jack:oh shit!

Me:oh come on ok at least nothing worse will happen

I then move the speaker to some cover and see his chances

Berserker:70%

Trooper:28% can instakill

Me:...fuck it

I then make specker shot at the trooper only to miss

Me:eh it was going to happen anyway

I then use run and gun for artoria so she can run at the berserker while also getting cover and shot him in the face with her laser gun dealing 7 damage

Me:YES

I then move Lucy and see she can dominate the berserker making me look at the option blankly then face palm

Me:dumbass now I wasted a good run and gun and a shot with artoria

Immediately I then make Lucy dominate the berserker and move ezio to some cover and see his chance to hit the trooper

Trooper:36%

Me:fuck that

Instead I make him throw a grenade at a lancer dealing 3 damage and shred his armor

Me:haha fuck your armor

Finally I moved alucard to cover and make him use lightning hands to shot at the trooper only to miss

Me:DAMMIT fuck it use fan fire

Immediately he missed his two shots

Me:alucard if you don't kill that fucker I'm gonna-

And then he interrupted me by doing a critical hit which killed the trooper

Me:that's what I thought

Then it was the aliens turn who started it off by missing a civilian

Me:now that is pathetic

And then a gate keeper one shooted a civilian

Me:see it's annoying but at least it's doing its job and actually hitting something

I then took that back when the lancer knocked out handsome jack

Me:YOU BASTARD

In retaliation I moved speaker to almost face to face range

Me:no one hurts handsome jack and not get shot in the face you son of a mother fucking bitch ass c***!!!

Immediately speaker killed the mother fucker

Me:ok since that is done artoria help the civilians

Doing as I told her she help two civilians while I move everyone then make berserker save a civilian

After the aliens were done with there turn they just killed one civilian

When They were done I made speaker carry jack cause I didn't bring any medicine

Then I make berserker try save a civilian who turn into a faceless

Me:... boy ... are you goddamn stupid

Cause fuck it I made berserker knock that faceless lights out

Me:I have people who have weapons which can one shot people with his health yet he thought he stood a chance what a idiot!

Again I make artoria save a civilian and also make alucard save someone but made everyone else just got to cover

After that I move specker to a better position and make berserker save more people only for it to be a ambush

Me:I should have known it was a ambush ... well guess I have to do one thing

I made alucard get on top of a van so he can see all of the enemies

Alucard:aliens give up I have the high ground!

Me:yes that was what I made him say cause for the lols

But before anything I made ezio throw a plasma grenade at the gate keeper taking away two bits of its armor

Me:now hope you all like getting shot

Alucard then used stand off making him aim his pistol at all of them and shoot

Me:nah I need some more

Immediately I made Lucy hit the gate keeper with a void rift killing one of the archons and hurting it a lot

When it was the aliens turn again they started by getting out a faceless and make the gate keeper hit basically all of us with 6,7 damage

Me:oh fuck you, your tentacles, and your whole race you area hitter

After that it was my turn

Me:ok first off fuck you

I made alucard use lightning hands against the archon making him shot it right in the face killing it then use fan fire against the gate keeper which also killed it

Me:ok who's next

Immediately three more enemies joined in

Me:shit

Not wanting this I made alucard shot at a Muton only to do jack shit for damage

Me:ok fuck both of you and ezio blow them up

As I said that I move ezio and make him fire a rocket at two of my enemies shredding there armor and killing one of them

Me:YES

I then made artoria use run and gun to get to cover and shot at the last muton getting a critical hit

Me:finally a instant kill at least I know legend doesn't lower my soldiers aim

And finally for the last guy I made Lucy fire a nule kamehameha lance right at his face killing him and replacing it was the machine

For the alien's turn they did ... absolutely nothing ... weirdly

Not wasting time I made my berserker knock out the other faceless, artoria to slash at the machine hurting it a lot and grab some equipment, made ezio shot at the machine and finally made alucard shot it right in the face

Rating:excellent

Me:... wow ... that was easy I thought that would be more ... harder?

Me:anyway sadly handsome jack won't show off what he can do today but later he will ... probably

Me:oh Jesus oh god damn everyone is going to be in the back row for a long time

Alucard:23 day's

Jack:13 day's

Lucy nyu:11 day's

Specker:11 day's promoted

Artoria:6 day's

Ezio:13 day's

Me:well at least speaker got promoted

I then go see his skill tree only to see this

Me:... don't know why but this feels like the advent chosen are telling me that he is usually a attacker who doesn't stop attacking so he will be a combat hacker who has a assault rifle ... which feels like it never runs out of ammo