As soon as I played it my ps4 got me out of it saying a error happen

Me:... wow even the game says this will be hell for me haha I don't like my chances now

Timeskip

Girl:advent continu-

Me:fuck off

I say skipping the cutscene

Me:there won't be any boring cutscene's I have to put in on my watch

Timeskip

As soon as the loading was done I see That I have sinon sinon, ezio, tearofgrace and sethroven with me

Me:huh weird anyway everyone meet sinon sinon a soldier which was supposed to be sinon from sao but ... I think I did it wrong

Says while they don't look at all similar

Me:anyway let's go

Says while using both actions sinon has to make her go to a full cover place only to see three advent troopers

Me:oh come on already this early *sigh* this is going to be a while also I'm going to make it one to two fights a chapter since I don't want to do this for to long or take to much of my day

I then put ezio, tear, and Seth into places with cover and put ezio in Overwatch only for nothing bad to happen

Me:alright now then let's do this

I then put tear, Seth, and sinon into Overwatch and move ezio then see the chances of him hitting only to see it is two 70% chances and a 69% (hehehehehe) making me surprise

Y/n:really that's it ... ok then not the worst but nah I can't take the chance so ITS TIME TO BLOW THESE MOTHER FUCKERS UP

Says while picking a grenade then throw it in the middle of the three advent troopers dealing 3 damage and leaving them with one bar oh health

Me:ok people now don't miss a single shot

Then as soon as I said that tear missed his shot, then Seth and the only one that actually hit was sinon making me face palm

Me:oh COME ON guys they were basically right
infront of you!!!

Then it was the aliens turn which they start off by moving one guy and make him shot at tear ... only for him to miss

Me:... huh out of all the things that could of happen I didn't think that would of happen at all

Then immediately another one of them moved and shot at tear getting a damn critical hit killing him

Me:god DAMMIT

One reload later

Me:ok since almost all of you guys basically suck at Overwatch shots let's do this again

I then make sinon throw a grenade at them making them have one bar left then they go find cover

Me:alright Seth what are the chances of you hitting

I then see for the two guys he can see it was 49% and 28%

Me:oh for fucks sake skrew it if you can't hit shit blow the thing the fuck up

I say while making Seth throw a grenade at the nearest advent trooper killing him and giving Seth a promotion

Me:ok now you ezio

I then move him a bit then aim at the two remaining guys showing his chance of hitting is 52% and 28%

Me:I don't like those chances so blow him up

Immediately ezio then blow up another one up

Demoman:BOOOOM!!!

And now giving him a promotion

Me:ok no-

I then Hear a knock through my door making me get off of my bed

Me:oh wait just give me a second here guys

Timeskip

Me:ok basically my sister needed my ID to go to a football game so anyway let's continue TEAR what's your chances

See it's 28%

Me:BLOW THAT MOTHERFUCKING 28% CHANCE TO HIT OUT OF EXISTENCE

Says while surprise blowing the last remaining guy up and giving tear a promotion

Me:alright and now everything is on fire

Says while all around my guys was fire from the grenades

Me:well anyway get to the objective everyone

Says moving Seth to the blast part but before that I watch a fire

Me:... Is that a flare or is it just from the flame ... ah skrew it I will find it out later

After doing that I see a officer and two more troopers making me curse

Me:dammit and I just used up all of my grenades

I then move everyone else a bit closer and put them in Overwatch

When I was done with that the officer then fired at Seth only to miss

After that a trooper try to come closer only for ezio to do a Overwatch shot and miss

Me:goddammit ezio your a assassin for the love of god yet your accuracy is like that of a toddler on crack

Suddenly tear wanting to show ezio how it's done shot at the trooper and killed him

Me:great a kill that wasn't from grenades for once

Then another trooper moved making sinon take a shot at him only to miss ... since she was aiming at a goddamn wall

Me:YOUR TEARING ME APART SINON

the trooper then got into position and fired at Seth ... only to miss

Me:two misses in a roll ... Jesus Christ Its Jason Bourn

To emphasize that I make Seth fire at the trooper with a 46% to hit not only did he hit he also did 5 damage on him killing him

Me:...... holy mother fucking shit he is Jason Bourne

After that I moved sinon a bit and then move ezio and see both of there chances to hit the advent officer

Sinon=25%

Ezio=26%

Me:is there really any competition on what I'm going to do

I then make ezio fire at him only for him to miss

Me:shit

I then make sinon fire at him only to miss

Me:double shit

Finally I moved tear and make him fire at the officer only to miss also

Me:triple shit

Now that my turn is done the officer aimed at Seth and fired ... only to miss again

Me:never mind we don't have Jason bourn we apparently have the son of chuck Norris

Now that it's my turn I moved Seth a bit and make him fire at the officer and then actually hit with a 28% chance

Me:yep ... we have chuck Norris'es kid in our group... Jesus the game is taking a lot of pity on me right now

Again I make sinon move then fire at the wounded officer only to miss AGAIN

Me:shittacular

I moved ezio and see his chance to see it is 34%

Me:well it's a shit ton better then the other shots we did

He missed

Me:shitting spree

Finally I moved tear and see his chances were 40%

Me:ok getting more better

And he actually hit the guy

Me:FINALLY

Central:now then get that bomb ready

Me:I know central just give me a second

Makes tear go to the place and put the bomb ending the mission but not before showing a statue of advent's exploding

Rating:flawless

Me:Jesus Christ that is finally over

Timeskip

Me:alright everyone who are you going to be now

I say picking sinon first to see she is a grenadir

Me:ok I am not liking this already

I then see ezio to see he is a sharpshooter

Me:ok so they basically switched classes ... I don't like that I mean sure now he is a bit more quiet but I am going to change this later

I then see tears promotion to see he is now a ranger

Me:why he should most likely be a sharpshooter central are you getting retarded

I then see Seth's promotion to see he is a ... specialist

Me:..........

Central:..........

Readers:...............

Advent:....................

The chosen:....................

Elders:................................

Me:......... central your fired from class picking