Do your boobs hang low

Do they sway to and fro

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

Can you throw them over your shoulder

Like a continental soldier

Do your boobs hang low

Do they touch your toes

Or go up to your nose

Do they jump around

Or fly to the ground

Are they nice and fat

Or just go splat

Do your boobs hang low

Are you old enough

That putting on a bra is tough

Do you tuck them in your jeans

By any necessary means

Do they match your socks

But you wish they were hard as rocks

Do your boobs hang low

Can they land a plane

Or are they just insane

Are they big and round

Or cannot be found

Do they make you very happy

Or just gloomy and so sappy

Do your boobs hang low

Don't go under the knife

Like some Stepford wife

Yours are one of a kind

And very hard to find

They may not be uber perky

But a bit silly jerky

Do your boobs hang low

Today is your special day

And they won't get in the way

They will act extra cute

And put themselves on mute

Will listen to you and all

At your beck and call

YOUR BOOBS DON'T HANG LOW