California, to Alaska: Hey, hey, you you! I don't like your girlfriend!

Alaska:

Alaska: Cali, you are my girlfriend.

California: That's kinda the point.

(I'm so sorry for dying for, like, two months! My parents put some restrictions on my iPad and I wasn't able to get this account back until earlier today...
R.I.P. me. But I did enjoy reading Be More Chill fanfics on my backup account.)