What some states are addicted to... (aka my headcanons)

California: wine

Oregon: milk

Washington: Starbucks

Edit—Idaho: potatoes

Alaska: vodka

Texas: guns and horses

Colorado: "IM A GIRAFFE!"

Louisiana: voodoo shit

Alabama: i n c e s t

Tennessee: music

Georgia: peaches

Florida: oranges

Virginia: hitting people with baseball bats

Massachusetts: dumping tea into harbors

Vermont: maple syrup

Maine: keeping lobsters as pets