The title literally explains the whole reason Im writing this 🤷🏽‍♀️.

Soooooooo, I'm sleep deprived and gay and lonely. (Kinda, you know who you are baby;) ) 

Heyyyy guys. I love how I say "guys" when I know damn well the only person reading this is my babysitter. (Jk I'm 5 I dont need a damn babysitter)

Heya Karen whatcha doin?

I DONT GIVA FUCK KAREN YOUR MEMES AREN'T FUNNY.

Anyway welcome back to my Ted talk. Heres *taps the screen* the mothafuckin *taps the screen again* TEA.

I fuckin know that my teddy bears and barbie dolls (yes I own baby toys and stuffies) can talk. I just fucking know it. But they never do it in front of my gay ass. Like, what's wrong with me? hmm Mr.Bear?

Why wont you fuckin talk to me *grabs teddy bear by neck and throws it*
*runs over to teddy bear*
I'm so sorry baby. Come here, come to daddy.
*throws bear again*
DONT TOUCH ME
*picks up bear*
I love you baby come here
*throws bear*
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TOUCHING ME?
*grabs bear*
I love you baby.

What the hell is goin on?

I NEED A SUGAR DADDY PRONTO

Like to support me (financially) and love me and shit. Emotions blah blah blah. All that jazz.

U like jazz?

Question: If @kirishimajpn is the "King of faggots" can I be the prince of faggots?

So wHaT iS uP mY d00ds?

Ilysm whoever you r reading this (except my babysitter Karen. She's a 我會喔熱呃   啊身上  寸土  啊身上  bitch.) 

Everyone else tho you're beautiful (or handsome) and have a amazing heart and soul. I love your smile and your laugh is the most adorable thing I've ever heard ❤.

You deserve the world and if I could, i would give it to you.

Can you marry me? Plz? I love you and you are literally the most softest boi I ever did see. I'm obsessed.

Okay moving on.

I NEED PAINT AND MARKERS AND DRAWING SHIT.

Cause I wanna be a pro artist bUt I dont have paint, crayons, markers, and ect.

question: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO BE AN ARTIST WITHOUT ART STUFF?

But whateves I'm not even worried about it.

Did I mention that I'm lonely?

I need friends too. Hmu if you are the following

-Homosexual
-Heterosexual
-Bisexual
-Pansexual
-Asexual
-Wanna be my friend
- A d00d
- A gal
- A non- binary pal
- Anything

I literally just need friends sooooo

Jeez I'm bored so plz like spam my dm's. Thanks.

I love you *kiss kiss* bye

I said bye

Come on now go

lEaVe yOu StUpiD tRaNnIe

(I'm trans I can say that. Dont get fuckin triggered Karen)

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