Hawk: Welcome to Twitter. Idek that's what popped up in the suggestions. So this is apparently Twitter now. Actually, it's more like Tumblr. Here we go.

DocKnock: I'm so confused right n-

Dalek: *pops up out of nowhere*

DocKnock: JKSDLKJEHSL

MandoPony: *starts playing accordion*

Sherlock: IM BORED

Kirito: *runs around flailing arms*

Castiel: *so done right now*

Papyrus: SPAGHETTI

BB8: *rolls around*

Hawk: Oh this is fun.

Megsy: *walks into hallway* *slowly back away*

Hawk: Oh look, a random picture from my camera roll!

DocKnock: Who's Matthias?

Hawk: YouTuber.

Hawk: ES SO GUD

Crookshanks: Meow

Discord: What fun is there in making sense?

Hawk: IDK

Screamy: *walks down hallway like nothing is wrong*

Hawk: *pokes Screamy* :3

Screamy: ((I don't even care anymore))

DocKnock: *legit almost dead*

Hawk: SCREAMER

Hawk: HELLO

Hawk: HELLO

Hawk: HOWDY

Hawk: HELLO

Screamy: *sigh* What do you want?

Hawk: *sprays silly string in his face*

Everyone: *somehow has infinite amounts of Silly String*

Hawk: WARRRRR

Screamy: ((PRIMUS HELP ME))

Hawk: GOBBLE GOBBLE

Bill: HIY-

Hawk: *throws chair at Bill*

Bill: WOAH KID, CALM DOWN.

Hawk: BILL CY THE TRIANGLE GUY BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL

Bill: I DON'T THINK THAT THAT'S HEALTHY.

Hawk: *throws chair at Screamy*

Screamy: F- *transformers and flies away*

Hawk: *sprays silly string everywhere*

Everyone who's not supposed to be here: *isn't here* ((except Bill. I can't get him to leave.))

Hawk: *still going nuts with the silly string*

Naz: *walks in* *sees silly string* HECK YES

Meme: *grabs can and sprays it at Hawk*

Hawk: JKDSLKSHLFKSHHDLFJ

Midnight: BOODEL ODDEL ODDEL *sprays silly string while waving arms in air*

Destiny: *somehow is on ceiling spraying silly string*

Byte: ...... *grabs silly string can*

Hawk: WHO WANTS TO-

DocKnock: *inhuman noises* *i said he was legit almost dead* *why didn't you believe me* *WHY*

Hawk: NU MAH CHOILD

Meme: I'm pretty sure that he's older th-

Hawk: I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE *runs to DocKnock*

DocKnock: *dies* *lol don't worry not really* *im not that mentally unstable*

SideSwipe: Hallo

Hawk: Get out.

SideSwipe: But I'm supposed to be filling the void in your heart that the Prime series created when it ended.

Hawk: ....Get out.

SideSwipe: -_-

Hawk: Hey, has anyone noticed that everyone in the series that can have his body, wants it? Like, "I can take anyone's body and put my helm on it. I choose that hot red mech." And "I can shape shift into anyone. I choose that hot red mech." But he does no exercise. Are Cybertronions just randomly chosen to have a good figure, or do they have to work for it?

SideSwipe: I don't know if I should be flattered or confused.

Bill: A little of both.

SideSwipe: Ah.

BreakDown (betcha all forgot that I brought this guy back to life): *walks into hallway*

Hawk: Cue the KnockDown ship-fics.

Breakdown: *sees DocKnock* Is he ok?

DocKnock: *in pain*

Hawk: Yes, he's perfectly fine.

Breakdown: Oh. Ok. *walks away*

Hawk: What has my life become?

Hawk: I'm legit just choosing pictures from my camera roll with my eyes closed.

Mads: It's Nick! FLUFF SILKY FLUFF

Hawk: My sister in a nutshell.

Bill: *may or may not be summoning the dead*

Hawk: WOO!

((wow - much time skip - very yes - many time))

Hawk: *is hooman on earth*

Hawk: Nyello

Hawk: *looks dramatically into sky*

Byte: Don't

Hawk: Beam

Byte: haWK NO

Hawk: me up, Scotty.

((On ship))

Hawk: WOWZA

Hawk: let's get deep.

It's come to my attention that the MegaStar ship has taken off like a rocket. But I mean, the ship name is terrible. You could have made it MegaScream. You missed your chance.

Also I would like to let everyone who's in the book know that if you still want to be in the book, comment here.

ALSO I WANT TO INVITE A NEW... CREATURE INTO THE FUN. PLEASE WELCOME ScorchleDragon !!!

Scorchpleasebehave

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Hawk: *walking around ship*

Hawk: oh no

Hawk: OhNo

Hawk: OHNO

Hawk: *existential crisis*

Scream: *walks past*

Hawk: Thank for caring much

Scream: You're welcome. *typing on data pad*

Hawk: I'm alive
I exist
But my life is short
But it's so long
What

DocKnock: Are you okay?

Hawk: No :D

DocKnock: Why so I get the sinking feeling that that's a reference?

Hawk: Clod

DocKnock: Excuse me

Hawk: This is Garnet *rolles away*