I asked my TV 1 teacher if I could retake a quiz I got a 60 on.

He said he was only accepting Halloween candy in exchange for retakes.

I tried to pass him off an open pack of Sour Patch.

He said I can't do that because it was already open.

I said that's fine an he's not my favorite teacher anyway.

"Ooohhhhhh!" goes the rest of the class, including my best friend Oliver.