Ok so on Friday i was in my home ec class in school and my partner Stephon is a douche. He basically sits on his ass while I do everything.

So while I was making the dough for what we were making (more like what I was making -.-) he stopped talking to his friends and started talking to me. And out of nowhere he says

"I could kick your ass"

I stared at him for a minute. I'm taller and heavier then this guy! And he has that typical douche hair that they flick there head every second so they can see. So I replied.

"No. I would kick yours mate "

He gave me this dumb smirk that I wanted to slap him for. He then told me

"I'm a master in the art of ninjutsu!"

Bullshit! I was silent for a good 3 seconds after that till I stopped what I was doing, glanced around for the teacher and then told him

"Oh really? I'm a master in the art of kicking you in the dick to make you shut the fuck up "

I know that's not the best thing to say but his face dropped. He shut up for the rest of class and I was so happy with myself ^^ and I still am! Top that you blond pencil bodied mother fucksr !! XD