Blue How Do You Know Our Names

Me I Am A Fangirl

Red Sees My Boobs

Red Holy Shit Boobs

Me Oh Here Red

I Let Red Touch My Boobs

Me Omg Can U Guys Sing Ur Cool Song

Red Sure

yeah,
uh huh,
RB in the house
that's Red & Blue not rhythm & blues

Shorty make that booty clap
put that butt into my lap
cruising down these ghetto streets
jamming to my dubstep beats
rawr rawr rawr shit a dinosaur
shorty hand me my broadsword
oh shit now he's eating you
oh fuck now he's trying eat me too
yeah right! i'm a robot guy,
shoot lasers out of my eyes
dingleberry says to me
[dingleberry] shut the fuck up!

Woooooooo!

[Blue]turn up my headphones
[Blue]turn up my headphones
[Blue]turn up my headphones
[Blue]turn up my headphones

now i'm heading to the club
make it rain and pop some bub
applebottoms in my face
pooping all over the place

[Blue]uh huh
[Blue]uh
[Blueyeah
[Blue]turn up my headphones
[Blue]turn up my mic
[Blue]y'll ready for this?
[Blue]and i'm out of the time

i swing my cap to the back

[Blue] i can toast to that
i make my ballsack slap
on her botty crack
[Blue]i am leveling up
[Blue]i'be got bub in my cup
i got that in ass in my lap

[Racoon] Now Make That Ass Crap!!
[Red and Racoon]Make that ass crap!
[Red and Racoon]Make that, Make that ass crap!
[Red and Racoon]Make that ass crap
[Red and Racoon]Make that ass crap
[Red and Racoon]Make that ass crap
Make that ass clap
Make that, make that ass clap
Make that ass clap
Make that ass clap!

[Blue]yeaah!
[Blue]turn up my headphones
[Blue]turn up my headphones
[Blue]yeaah!
[Blue]uh huh
[Blue]turn up my headphones
[Blue]turn up my headphones
[Blue]these are sound that sound cool
[Blue]y'all ready for this

shorty got style
i got swag on my feet
i got her booty my hand
it's like a thousand degrees
I am red hot fire
I am sex and appeal
I want her thighs around my face
for every one of my meals
all the ladies like my movement
and my talented voice!
[Blue]and if wasn't your roomie
[Blue]I would complain 'bout the noise

This Racoon is poppin' bottles
Blue is droppin' the beat
I need the heimlich right away
I think a swallowed a bee!!

yea,
oh yea
[Racoon]Make that ass Crap!
[Blue]turn up my headphones
[Blue]turn up my headphones
[Blue]turn up my headphones
[Racoon]Make that ass Crap!
Woo!
Fellas, and Ladies
on the dancefloor
makin' babies
[Blue]Yeah!
Fellas, and Ladies
on the dancefloor
makin' babies

Me Holy Shit That Was Awesome

Red Thanks By The Way What Is Your Name

Me Oh Ashlie Vessie 

Red Ashlie That Is The Sexiest Name I Ever Heard ;)

Me T-Thank You Red

Me Omg My Fav Episode

https://youtu.be/dXauV32kSrI

Blue: What is wrong with your body?

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Hi, Blue, how you do?

(He continues to move in a strange manner.)

Blue: And what is wrong with your voice?

Red: (Auto-Tuned) There ain't nothing wrong with my voice, Shawtay!

Blue: You're making some weird sounds.

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Oh. Uh, that. I swallowed a bee or something, maybe a robot frog! I don't know. But it sounds sick as fuck! (He bounces up & down.)

Blue: Whatever, man. I got a serious problem.

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah, girl. Turn up the problems.

Blue: Red!

(Red stops bouncing.)

Red: (normal voice) Sorry. (Auto-Tuned): Sorray!

Blue: No, really. I'm having girl problems.

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Then I feel bad for you, son.

Blue: My dumped me

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Oh, my God!

Blue: Thanks, man. Yeah, I know. We were together a long ti-

Red: (Auto-Tuned) A Raccoon!

(The raccoon comes out of a trashcan. The camera zooms into his eyes.)

Raccoon: Konichiwa.

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Nature's ninja.

(Blue snaps his fingers to get Red's attention.)

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Ohhhhh, shiiiiieeet!

Blue: You sound really stupid.

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah, right! My voice sounds tight as fuck! Hey, ladies! You like the sound of my (Waving arms in the air) voooice?!

(Women cheer & start to dance.)

Red: (Auto-Tuned) I can't hear you! I said do you like the sound of my vo-o-ooice?

(The California Love melody plays as women dance & Red gets laid by a woman. He's then showing 2 women to Blue.)

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yo, Blue! I just found you a new girlfriend & a girl for your girlfriend. (Turns to a Ugly Girl .) (normal voice) And you can go home.

(She gets discouraged & walks away. Women continue to dance, now with limos & speakers.)

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah, yeah!

Raccoon: (dancing) Shorty! Make-a that ass crap (possibly meaning "clap")!

Blue: Hmmmm... (Turns around to face 2 women who are dancing. He clears his throat & speaks nervously.)You're looking very pret-- (clears throat) Ah, fuck! (1 of the women slaps him.)

Raccoon: You need to be with the grown-ass, man!

(Blue looks at Raccoon suspiciously. Raccoon gives him the "", complete with censor. Raccoon walks away with the women. Meanwhile, Red continues to dance.)

Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah! Yeeeah! (Chokes & farts out a bee, which flies away.)

: (Auto-Tuned) I'm free, mothafucka!

Red: (normal voice) Oh, damn, it was a bee! Yeh-hes, woman! I like your movements!

(The women give him a confused look. The limos & the women leave. Raccoon's shown with a smoke bomb.)

Raccoon: Sayonara!

(He throws the bomb down & disappears in a cloud of smoke.)

Blue: (sarcastically) Oh, man, I'm so sorry for you, you had everything, woooow...

Red: Yep. Well, looks like everything's back to norma-- (Farts for a few seconds, his leg wobbling. Blue watches in disgust.)

Blue: Why am I friends with you?

Red: 'Cause I'm aweso-!

-Episode ends-  

Red Ashlie You Like This Episode

Me Yes I Do Red Cause You Sounded Sexy With That Autotune Bee In You

Red Really Thank You

Me I Will See You Guys Later Bye Red

I Handed Him A Picture Of My Boobs

Red Bye Ashlie

I LOVE DICK FIGURES