My dad.....you can say yes to a question and he would break the yes into over one thousand questions again. For example below,

My dad. "Where were you when it happened? "

Me: I was in the room

My dad:What were you doing in the room when it happened?

Me:I was reading

My dad: what kind of note are you reading?

Me:  (meanwhile I have been reading love always win) Chuko the stubborn boy who never learns a lesson. 

My dad:Who are the characters of the story?

Me: (looking puzzled) Cassie and Kayden

My dad: and what happened to Cassie in the story.

Me:(confused.what concern my dad with Cassie, a mere character again? But anyway, )she only found love again.

My dad: (he nodded )and what happened to Kayden?

'Me:he got married to Cassie.

My dad: hmmm. And you said the title of the story is,.......

Me:Ochuko the stubborn boy who never learnt his lessons. (I said proudly )

My dad:(smile mischievously now. )Good. And you said the characters are...... "

Me: Kayden and Cassie!! (Not realizing have been caught.

My dad: is the book in your room? (He asked smiling )

Me: yeas. (I nodded innocently and then added)it's on the table beside my bed.

My Dad: Tortorma! (He called my sister )go and bring the book let me see!

Me:(and it was there I knew I have been caught. My feet started shaking and I started sweating all over. )

Tortorma: (brought the novel I have been reading and it has a picture of a guy and a girl naked hugging themselves and then I immediately knelt down pleading for mercy.

My dad:(he smile as he nodded and then stretch his hand toward Paul signifying to bring his horse whip....................

Aunty Joy... a cunning Aunty who knows how to annoy someone.

Aunty Joy: Where did you get that? .

(When she sees you with a phone she has never seen before. )

Me:only If you will not tell dad

A.j: I will not tell.

Me:promise?

A.J: I promise.

Me:Okay. Abuchi bought it for me.

A.J. wooow like seriously? Lemme See.

Me:be careful with it ooo.(saying as I give it to her )

A.j; of course. (Looking at it while smiling )

Me:it's the latest iPhone 9.and it's worth...................

A.J: sorry. It just slip from my hand. My hands are still soapy from the clothes that I wash.sorry.

##Meet me .myself

Aunty Joy:park seo joon is too good. Look at the way he slice that man with his sword.

Me:exactly!. He's too good. He's one of my best actor.

Daniel: no wonder He's the best.

Me:yes ooo.

Peace:I even prefer him to Lee Min Ho.

Me:(frowning now )is because is not Lee Min Ho that's the main character here.

Aunty Joy: even if it's Lee Min Ho am sure he cannot act like He's acting now.

Me: I pray oooo.how many people like psj self. If you check Lee Min Ho's twitter page you will know He's popular. Everyone love him. Is park seo joon even a person? Someone that was caught with drugs (lying about the drugs )when he wanted to come to Africa. That guy that went and do plastic surgery on his nose. Is that one you are calling someone. He's among the people I detest most in Korean actors.

My siblings turn to look at me with curiosity.

Aunty Joy:Ehn Ehn. Park seo joon is really like that?

Me: before nko. He was even an exconvict.

Gloria :me I like Lee Min Ho.

Blessing;even me too.

Daniel:me too.

Paul: me too

Peter: me too

Peace: Lee Min Ho is trying sha.

Aunty Joy: Abi na.

Me (smiling. Am always good at persuading people who are anti fans to my oppa. )

OR IS IT,

Fisayo: if you hear this cardi b song Ehn. Very good.

Me:Ehn Ehn. Let me hear. (Grabbing her earpiece and I like it was playing. )

Fisayo: she doesn't form like nicki minaj. She's real and everything.

Me:Ehn Ehn. Wow.

Fisayo:She's a very good rapper too.

Me:Wow. Which means she and Nicki Minaj will be rivals.

Fisayo. Before nko. Someone that sang chunli because of cardi b. Do you know how many male musicians have feature cardi b? She just release one new song and it's in American No. 1 billboard. She can dance, have bombom and can sing very Well as Well.

Me:Wow. Unlike Nicki Minaj. She's the opposite.

Fisayo: of course na. Many people like her. She was once a stripper and she didn't hide it. Not Nicki Minaj that can form.

Me:Abi. (Gives her back the earphones. )She's good just like you said.

Fisayo: yes na. Everyone like her.
Me:send me her songs.

Fisayo (smiling )open your xender

Me (pressing my phone to click on xender app. )She's honestly good and fine too. But I still prefer Nicki Minaj to her. Nicki Minaj is still the best. Look at how She's rapping self. Not as Nicki Minaj. Nicki might be a plastic but I still like her.

Fisayo: (frowning now )Ehn.... Nicki is somehow.... good.... everyone... knows that.

Me:(looking at her while smiling. I knew she was trying to get me to like cardi b but she think I will fall for that? Ahahahahahahaah. I don't joke with my best musicians.