I sleep with a giant body pillow that I pretend is my favourite TV character at the time and talk with it. Like I make it tell me stories. Currently it is Prince Zuko who is obviously in love with Sokka. I have no excuse.

I have a crippling fear of Porta potties. I read a book when I was little about these two orphan kids whose dad fell in and drowned in one and I never got over it.

I mentioned I was blind in one eye before, here's why:
I was born premature so the veins in my eyes never fully developed. My right eye was half blind and my left 1/4. One day I got in a fight at hockey (also previously mentioned). The other player took the back of my helmet and smashed my head into the net.

This broke the blood vessels in my right eye and my eye filled with blood. I didn't tell anyone because I didn't want to stop playing. After the season was over I told my dad and we went around to hospitals trying to figure out what was wrong.

Finally we found out and they told us that to stop the bleeding they would have to kill my retina. My parents agreed and I had no say. Now I get laser once a year to keep the veins sealed.

I own only fuzzy blankets, fuck comforters and silk.

I know one sentence in Spanish and the English translation of it is: I would like two beers.

Playing off the earlier note of Porta potties. You know those Walmart toilets that flush real loud and fast. They scare the shit out of me, I no longer use public bathrooms. I mean that's not the only reason, but it's the biggest one.

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I would like to say that you guys can ask me anything, no matter how trivial. I'm happy to answer questions. :)