I have an awful conscience and regret everything I say almost immediately but am too lazy to rectify it so I just let it sit in my gut so I can hate myself more. Don't make the same mistakes I did.

I hate over the ear earphones but I used to love them more than life itself.

I have the worst memory of anyone I have ever met and i forget why I am angry at people or why they are angry at me usually within 30 minutes.

I have never had a cavity in my life, and I didn't brush my teeth for the first 5 years of my life. This is completely true btw.

My favourite drink is vanilla coconut milk.

I hate bacon, and not just because I can't eat it.

I feel like on a general basis people should dislike me. I'm kind of terrible.

I get heartburn from a single bite of tomato.

I haven't seen the floor in my room in over two months.

Here's a picture of my cat. She's evil. I love her. Her name is Talulabelle. I did not name her.