I am not funny. I try too hard to be but realistically I am trash.

I keep my finger nails long to conquer my enemies. And if one ever breaks I cry.

I have no allergies, but I tell people I do so I don't have to eat Brussel sprouts or Tomatoes. Or cauliflower. Or eggplant.

I eat like 3 packages of tofu a week. I love tofu- uggggghhh-

I have 6 Canadian flags in my bedroom alone.

I am blind in one eye.

To the person who pointed out the previous mistake in this chapter, I did not think about that. It was supposed to be funny but, like I have said before I am... not that great with conveying humour. So thank you and I apologize.