Me: *doing classwork while listening to "One Hell Of A Team"*

Mom: Whens your birthday...?

Me: *pauses music, look at her* What?

Mom: Your birthday, when is it?

Me: ...You forgot...?

Mom: ...

Me: What about his? *points to older brother*

Mom: *says his birthday*

Me: ...*says my birthday*

Mom: Are you sure?

Me: ...Yes I know my own birthday...*goes back to classwork and listening to music, dying inside*