You never had Cousin Like me (Friend like me Parody)
Note: Chapter 3 is still gonna be awhile but we have this to tie everyone over. Perry singing Never had a friend like me in honor of the live action Alddian movie. We hope you guys like it. The good thing is after Chapter 3 is out. Chapter 4 is very likely to be out afterwards since it's already typed out. With that said hit it Perry !
(Muisc plays)
Perry: Well Jades has her Sassy, Pheboe had a thousand queen albums. But Cous your in luck cause up your sleeves you have a cousin that never fails.
Ava: You've been arrested for very stupid things.
Perry : Don't intrup the muisc. Now where was I ? Oh yeah
Perry: YOU got some comedy in your corner now. I can punch, order pizazz, yahoo and how, See all you gotta do is call on me and all I'll say Cousin what's up ' s, what do you need me to do ? Come on whisper what is you want, I won't tell Aunt Harley. You never had a cousin like me.
Jades : That doesn't rhyme. Do you need help with the song ?
Perry: No I can rhyme just fine
Ava: I call bull
Perry: ignoring you !
Perry : Yes, cous I pride my self on my music, your my pal, the family. If your in trouble I got you back. True dish. How about a little more pizza !?
Megan : That reminds me to use Perry's credit card to get pizza
Perry: Megan ! Evil ! Don't use credit card ! Uses Milo's !
Milo: Jokes on you I don't have one !
Ava: There's alot of problems with the lyrics
The twins: Why isn't Jades singing. We never had an couisn like her becauses she's awesome.
Perry: Hey !
Jades : (shurgs) I'm just letting him having his fun. Please countine
Perry: thank you.
Perry: Have some of column "A" Try all of Ava's stuff. I'm in the mood to help you dude, you never had a cousin like me.
(Muisc break)
Perry: Can Masao do this ? Can Jades do that ? Can the twins pull this out thire little hats ? Can Ava go poof ! Well looks here ! Can Phoebe abracadabra let er rip and then make the sucker disapper ! I'm here to answer all your middday prayers. I'm certified !
Ava: Faulse !
Perry: I got powerful erg to help you out ! So what's the problem ? I really wanna know, you don't want Aunt Harley no doubt, Well all you gotta do is call like so and oh !
Perry: Alright let's take it home ! Kick line !
(Bunch of random dancers show up)
Ava: Who are theses guys ?
Masoa : Where did everyone come from ?
Perry: (in a kick line) Cous, what can I do to help ? What ever it is om on the job, you an it never had a cousin (×4 times) You ain't never had a cousin like meeeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! Never had a friend like me !
Ava: Well I'll be the first to say, Robin Williams would be disappointed in you
Perry : What ? NO WAY !! he totally would love this !
Jades: We should get all theses back up dancers out of here before Aunt HARLEY see this ?!
Aunt Harley : What is going on here !? Who are all theses people !?
Perry: That's my cue to leave ! (Jumps out of the window)
Jades: Uh oh (Runs to the widow)
Ava: Not again !
Perry : My leg !
Masoa : I'll call the ambulance !
(Everyone runs outside)
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