You never had Cousin Like me (Friend like me Parody)

Note: Chapter 3 is still gonna be awhile but we have this to tie everyone over. Perry singing Never had a friend like me in honor of the live action Alddian movie. We hope you guys like it. The good thing is after Chapter 3 is out. Chapter 4 is very likely to be out afterwards since it's already typed out. With that said hit it Perry !

(Muisc plays)

Perry: Well Jades has her Sassy, Pheboe had a thousand queen albums. But Cous your in luck  cause up your sleeves you have a cousin that never fails.

Ava: You've been arrested for very stupid things.

Perry : Don't intrup the muisc. Now where was I ? Oh yeah

Perry:  YOU got some comedy  in your corner now. I can punch, order pizazz, yahoo and how, See all you gotta do is call on me and all I'll say Cousin what's up ' s, what do you need me to do ? Come on whisper what is you want, I won't tell Aunt Harley. You never had a cousin like me.

Jades : That doesn't rhyme. Do you need help with the song ?

Perry: No I can rhyme just fine

Ava: I call bull

Perry: ignoring you !

Perry : Yes, cous I pride my self  on my music, your my pal, the family. If your in trouble I got you back. True dish. How about a little more pizza !?

Megan : That reminds me to use Perry's credit card to get pizza

Perry: Megan ! Evil ! Don't use credit card ! Uses Milo's !

Milo: Jokes on you I don't have one !

Ava: There's alot of problems with the lyrics

The twins: Why isn't Jades singing. We never had an couisn like her becauses she's awesome.

Perry: Hey !

Jades : (shurgs) I'm just letting him having his fun. Please countine

Perry: thank you.

Perry: Have some of column "A" Try all of Ava's stuff. I'm in the mood to help you dude, you never had a  cousin like me.

(Muisc break)

Perry: Can Masao  do this ? Can Jades do that ? Can the twins pull this out thire little hats ? Can Ava go poof ! Well looks here ! Can Phoebe abracadabra let er rip and then make the sucker disapper ! I'm here to answer all your middday prayers. I'm certified !

Ava: Faulse !

Perry: I got powerful erg to help you out ! So what's the problem ? I really wanna know, you don't want Aunt Harley  no doubt, Well all you gotta do is call like so and oh !

Perry: Alright let's take it home ! Kick line !

(Bunch of random dancers show up)

Ava: Who are theses guys ?

Masoa  : Where did everyone come from ?

Perry: (in a kick line) Cous, what can I do to help ? What ever it is om on the job, you an it never had a cousin (×4 times) You ain't never had a cousin like meeeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! Never had a friend like me !

Ava: Well I'll be the first to say, Robin Williams  would be disappointed  in you

Perry : What ? NO WAY !! he totally  would love this !

Jades: We should get all theses back up dancers out of here before Aunt HARLEY see this ?!

Aunt Harley : What is going on here !?  Who are all theses people !?

Perry: That's my cue to leave ! (Jumps out of the window)

Jades: Uh oh (Runs to the widow)

Ava: Not again !

Perry : My leg !

Masoa  : I'll call the ambulance !

(Everyone  runs outside)

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