Woof!
I'm not dead. Not yet. I'm finally bak with more quotes!
As I have grown older I learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing them is a piece of cake.
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I CANT TAKE THIS LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP ANYMORE.
FRIDGE. YOU ARE COMING IM MY ROOM.
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I have no feelings or emotions. Just Sarcasm running through my veins.
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There are two types of People in this world:
I. Who appreciate sarcasm
II. Idiots
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After Monday and Tuesday even the Calendar says W T F.
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Me: *waiting for the bus*
Someone: Has the bus come yet?
Me: if the bus came here, would I be standing here???
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