These Quots are for my Dear Haters;

The human race is lucky I’m a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.

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I just want to live in a world where people come with on/off switches.

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“Sarcasm is the my body’s natural defense against stupidity.”

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“ I love Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal.”

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“Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.”

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“I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.”

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“Sarcasm is the secret language that I use when I want to say something mean to your face.”

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“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

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“I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”

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"I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words."

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Thanks to All My Haters. It's because of them that I'm so Sarcastic Now, Please Give Some Claps for all of Them*Claps Happily*😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁