“Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.”
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Boy : I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal, you have a face. Think of Casualties.
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Find your patience before I lose mine.
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“I’ve got a good heart but this mouth…”
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Fake people have an image to maintain, real people just don’t give a shit.
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I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy then I hit the mirror.
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Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step.
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When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
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If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.