Step Dad: There was an man who found an lamp and rubbed it.
Man: Wow do I get three wishes now
Genie: No u only get 2
Man: only 2
G: yes
M: Well, I always wanted to go to Hawaii but, I don't want to fly. So... can you build an bridge to Hawaii?
G:Are u crazy?
M:Well then can u make me understand women.
G:So do u want 1 lane or 2.