Sage

so, 

story time 

i was in french and i was having a debate with the teacher i was being stupid. i can't remember what i was fighting over but it wasn't about anything french. when i came to my senses and thought how stupid i was i laughed to myself and the class laughed and insulted me but i scared them by giving them all a death glare. they're all scared of me for reasons i will explain in another chapter. so when the laughing calmed down my french teacher said "you really are a blonde" i had my natural blonde hair at the time so i had short blonde hair. when he said that i snapped. i was like 'BITCH YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE' this is where my issues come in. i do this a lot if i am insulted i don't take it i fight the hell back i am not a baby. i can't take insults like other people can. i can take an insult i don't get  upset when someone insults me i just like to fight back to say don't fcuking talk to me again. so the class saw the rage on my face and basically got out popcorn and drinks to watch this. 

"umm sorry do you want to repeat that" i asked the french teacher. he was about twenty seven and i was the favorite student because i was the funny class clown who always sings in lessons and is kind of annoying but he likes that about me apparently. i am also that saddo who makes friends with teachers but i am a person who has more grown up friends than friends my own age and i can make adults laugh. 

people in my form make knock knock jokes i make dick jokes or a politic jokes or a an innuendo for the sakes of it. they make jokes like how did you know santa was in the shed. he was leaves three hoes. When my sister said that joke i was like your nine and your saying santa's a greedy sex machine with hoe's that is not a funny joke for kids and apparently you can find a hoe in a shed for gardening and then i melted in my seat. thats how bad i am    

" sage you were acting like a blonde it was pretty simple" oh no he didn't i thought and went full on insulting bitch 

"and your acting like a rude old man oh wait... thats what you are" he was about twenty seven or something but it was an insult i knew he wouldn't like

"excuse me" he looked disgusted

"oh no you really are old you can't hear me. i am so scared for you sir" the sarcasm at the end was real. also he held in laughter at this he was finding it amusing and it was kind of a joke but not really.  

"SAGE" he shouted pissed off but not really because he was laughing   

"What?" I asked innocently

"Don't be rude" he said like a proper teacher which bored me. 

"Then don't call me a blonde" I said with my signature smile that's like a side smirk but less like smirk. He just looked at me intensely as there was this silence.

"ok then settled" he agreed and turned to the smart board to carry on the lesson. About five minutes later when we had something to do. Sir went and got some skittles out of the draw and walked to my table at the back and passed me some skittles. I was confused

" you get this for putting up a fight" he tapped my shoulder and everyone was pissed I just smiled.

*next day* 

so sir got angry at this girl for talking so much and not doing anything and he said a huge rant. i would write it out but i can not be bothered as i lost interest half way.

she replied with "well your an old man and a huge geek" and i was holding in laughter because thats one weak ass insult. you know that face you make where you see/watch something funny and your holding itin and your eyes are closed and your squinting and things like that well i was making that face and sir noticed 

"what's so funny" he asked

"that was the weakest insult i have ever heard. a grandma could say worse than that" and i laughed to myself quietly

"well then... but sage is true that was kind of weak" he laughed and so did some of the class and the girl looked insulted and embarrassed and i said quite loud

"so next time instead of being an annoying person actually try and not ruin your reputation with bad comebacks and pay attention" i smiled with my signature smile and she grunted. sir gave me a high five and i smiled because i have better adult teacher friends than i do friends my age.