so,

today i was hanging out with my friends also known as dan and Megan. dan also brought his two friends layla and anna the flirty bastards. dan some how persuaded me to let them come. so we were just walking and talking at some park. we were sat on some benches talking but me being the anti-social was on my phone and had my headphones with me because i got some new headphones. dan kept on complaining but all i did was stick my tongue out and smirked after as he sighed every time. then dan unplugged my headphones and then everyone heard what i was listening to. i was listening to his name is pewdiepie-roomie (feat pewdiepie)

https://youtu.be/BmxCR4_abd4

layla and anna started giggling for no god damn reason so i asked them what they were laughing at 

so script mode activate s=sage(me) a=anna l=layla d=dan

s=what are you laughing at all he did was take my head phones 

l=what kind of music is that 

s=good music thats what

a= no but really what music do you listen to. like what type of music

s=i listen to a lot of youtubers music like pewdiepie's musiclike now and shane dawson and i listen to panic at the disco and twenty one pilots. thats what kind of music i like -they laughed again- whats so fucking funny

a=don't swear that so rude and your too young to swear you must think your so cool-i could either sass them and rant about stuff because i'm good at that or i could play this smart and i was gonna play it smart and i swear the smirk on my face was huge because i had the best idea- 

s=oh i'm sorry bitches i'll stop fucking swearing. its real fucking hard tho but i'll try to stop saying shit but it really is fucking hard to do as i love fucking swearing but i'll stop for you bitches-my plan was the swear a whole lot as they asked me not to, they both just sighed at me .me and dan just laughed and anna started doing a fake laugh and layla wasn't even trying, did i mention they both had a huge crush on dan. like every other girl who knew him and i was the lucky one - 

a=anyway all that music is so bad youtuber music and shane Dawson is gross and who listens to panic at the disco now there so not popular anymore 

s=shut your ass up. panic at the disco are awesome and shane is kind a gross but against the point hes an amazing actor and hes funny. pewdiepie's also really funny and works with amazing singers with huge talent. he's not bitchy and annoying and flirty all the fucking time like you two - i snapped and they looked offended-

l=your the bitchy one as your always find yourself getting i fights and rant about everything

s=you see thats not being bitchy. being bitchy is insulting my music taste and flirting with my boyfriend and moaning all the time, what do you do all the time. all of the things i have just said. thats being bitchy and girl you got it 

a=dan tell her not to be mean -dan was holding in laughter-

d=honestly sage has got a point

l=your just saying that because shes your girlfriend

d=sage has said this to many people and this was way before we were dating and i agreed 

a=whatever but at least we don't waste all our time watching a green headed man scream into a microphone -bitch oh no you didn't. you can call me whatever you want, you can insult my music taste you can roast me you can say i'm boring but when you insult jack the smol bean your getting it as my rant side comes out and honestly they brought this upon themselves-

s=what was that

a=you watch a green headed loser scream at a microphone

s=no i watch a nice funny talented man with an amazing personality and a smile that blows everyone away and a contagious laugh and dazzling blue ocean eyes. he is a huge internet sensation. he makes people smile and makes a lot of subscribers day. he tries hard unlike you and deserves every ounce of success he has been given. he does scream and shout but it makes him more fun and energetic and it gets you all energetic and happy. his hair makes him differant and not the same like everyone else with blond or brown or black hair. he has his quirks and his imperfections which makes him a better person. he has an amazing sense of humor unlike you. hes confident in what he does. he has one of the best and most caring fan base on youtube. he dedicates hours to youtube his dream job. he followed his dreams and he worked for them. he's god damn nice looking and has a sexy man beard and +1 BICEPS. he makes a very good amount of money form every video and is very entertaining. so don't ever talk bullshit about jacksepticeye ever again - i smiled and they looked in awe- well for a matter of a fact don't bullshit any of the amazing youtubers i watch because i will brake your legs -i had a cheesy smile on my face and dan just laughed- don't mess with meh bitches

a=you have problems

s= no i don't, i just have reasons to prove why the people i watch are good people not assbags on youtube - my smile grew and they just looked away disgusted- thats why rumors go around not to mess with meh. follow them next time

and the day went on with them constantly calling every youtuber i watch worthless and then i just explain why there not. they honestly gave up after a while and the day just went on so yeah i have nothing else to say so 

sage is out ^_^