a/n: so this might trigger religious people or people who believe in god or whatever so here's a warning. i'm not gonna say things like "god is shit" or anything along those lines because that's unessersery and not right to say even though i have said that to someone to piss them off but that's against the point. so this might trigger some people 



while i was looking for that this came up and i died laughing



so,

i was reading something called 'i will make your brain hurt' and one of the questions was, how much sin can i get away with and still go to heaven, and this really made me think. so i was like lets Google this shit. so i did and god says that you will forgive everything and i am just gonna question that. if you will forgive anything then why are there Christian homophobic's going around saying there going to hell. according to god himself that you have to forgive everyone and thing unless that was god being nice or whatever. so everything hitler did was completely  fine. god got it a bit wrong there but people make mistakes well gods do apparently. so i went further in (i went balls deep)and looked up all the sins and i am gonna see if i have commited them. 

so i found this site

 http://peacebyjesus.witnesstoday.org/40SinsThatWillSendYouToHell.html

the website says 40 sins that will send you to hell and i'm gonna see if i'm going to hell. oh but kidie's if i repent i will be in heaven. so i'm a go repent when i'm 90 so it's ok and i can go to heaven. honestly though i kind of want to go to hell and i'll explain why after this whole thing. also sorry if i get the meanings wrong for these words. tell me if i did well if you care

so i am going to go down the list and see if i have or not.

1) IDOLATRY- no i haven't worshiped anything else. i am not a Christian myself i am just doing this for fun well i was a Christian but many things and reason made me change (fun fact: i wanted to be a nun and went to this nun sunday school thing and the reason i changed is because i read the bible the whole way through and thought "wow Christianity is more than i thought it was" and i left and thought fuck it i can not be bothered to be in any religion I'd rather go to hell than both at this point)

2) BLASPHEMY- yeah i have done this as you can tell from the top. i am so horrible i use it to just piss people off and get rid of them. honestly it's bad how many times  have used Christianity against someone.

3) TAKING THE NAME OF GOD IN VAIN- honestly though unless your a complete devoted Christian then you have once said Jesus Christ that hurt for example. i was with my friend Brandon and his friend fillip. me and fillip despise each other and i banged my foot and i said "jesus fucking Christ that hurt like a bitch" i said it at school but to myself but fillip heard me and said to me "i could tell mrs.dean (this lady that no one llikes that will kil if she knows something bad happened) that you said Jesus crist because that's against my religion" and my reaction was this. i held in laughter and tried to keep a straight face and i put my hand on his shoulder "good luck with that buddy" and then burst out laughing. it was amazing

4. PROFANITY- i think it's obvious that i have swore

5. BEING A FALSE PREACHER- i have lied if that counts but i have never given away fake information to do with god

6. WITCHCRAFT- i'm not a witch. does watching happy potter count

7.CHILD SACRIFICE TO IDOLS, FALSE GODS- (abortion) honestly i am completely ok with women having abortions. my mum has had five because she has something wrong with her blood and body she's not a prostitute if that's what your thinking. i haven't myself

8.REBELLION AGAINST PARENTS- i can't deny this in all honestly. i have. i have swore, fought, shouted and ignored them. me and my dads relationship is not so good but my relationship with my mum is good so i have been rebellious against my parents more than i want to admit.

9.DISOBEDIENCE TO AUTHORITY- i am not a nun because of doing this so i have

10.MURDER- yeah I've killed people. i m-mean i w-would never *hides gun behind my back and kicked knife under the table* i would never

11.NEGLIGENT HOMICIDE- i said i have never killed

12.HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONS- go fuck your selves Christian homophobes get your asses out of gods hands and think with your head not some bible written by some guy in a cave. this is a sin i am proud of and will never be ashamed to show off. luckily in the UK being a homosexual is completely fine and homophobia isn't as bad. get your stupid heads out of that damn book written years ago and use your fucking heads     

sorry. i am. it's just i hate homophobes and the stuff I've seen and been given i just don't wanna deal with them. i am genuinely sorry for saying that. well kind of

13. EFFEMINANCY- i can't do this because i am a girl but again so fuck your rules

14. BESTIALITY- i fucked a goat called jerry.

15. ADULTERY- like i said i fucked a goat called jerry and were not married

16. FORNICATION- LIKE I SAID I FUCKED A GOAT CALLED JERRY WHEN I SMOKED WEED THAT ONE TIME BEHIND THE BAR.

17. SEXUAL UNCLEANNESS- do i have to say it again or do you get my message

18.DECEIT, LYING- yeah i have lied a lot more than you'd think

19.FALSE PRETENSE IN MARRIAGE- i am not married but i fucked a goat so kind of. so when i do get married i will have committed it because i fucked a goat

20. LASCIVIOUSNESS- i have never felt lust for anything and i have no kinks...well i do but there secret because i think telling people i have kinks is enough info as it is.

21. COVETOUSNESS- so a guilty pleasure. i honestly don't have a guilty pleasure-wait never mind i do. so yeah

22. THEFTS- i have stolen something. i am not gonna say anymore

23. PERVERTING JUSTICE- is it bad that i once stared at a guys ass. does that count. i was on the under ground and i let this old lady have my chair and there was this guy infront of me and he had such a good perky ass and i just had to stare. i'm sorry ok

24. HATRED- damn i could win the award for being a bitter bitch

25. VARIANCE- again yeah i'm not a nice person

26. EMULATIONS- like i said i am horrible

27.WRATH- i am also a very violent person when i have to be

28.STRIFE- i am not that  but i have my moments

29. SEDITION- i have no idea what this means so i will leave it

30. HERESIES- the same as 26

31. there is no 31 for some reason

32. ENVYINGS- i have felt envy a lot actually but i have a skill. i can hide envy or jealousy. i may feel it but i can hide it and forget it after a while

33.DRUNKENNESS- i haven't got drunk but i have drank wine before. i was more drunk without the wine if i'm honest

34. REVELINGS- so like partying, clubbing and i am not old enough to go to a club and drink there legally but i do like to party

35. PRIDE- this one kind of pisses me of. there definition is (haughtiness; egotism; conceit. Seeing yourself better than you really are) so they mean boasting. feeling pride in yourself is amazing and never let that stupid thing get to you. like i said before about the homophobic thing i do that sin with pride and doing it with pride is a sin. so it is a sin to feel good about yourself

36.FOOLISHNESS- so being an idiot. i am a big idiot.

37. EXTORTION- i haven't to anyone but on the other side of things it's a bit different

38.REFUSING TO FORGIVE- i can hold a grudge forever until i either get my way or win

39.EVIL THOUGHTS- this is a fact right here We humans, it seems, have anywhere from 12,000 to 60,000 thoughts per day. But according to some research, as many as 98 percent of them are exactly the same as we had the day before. Talk about creatures of habit! Even more significant, 80 percent of our thoughts are negative. so no matter who you are or how nice you are it's proven that we all think negative. 

40. THE ULTIMATE SIN OF DAMNATION- so refusing god. i have committed the worst sin apparently. so yeah i'm going to hell.

sin count-27

why i would go to hell and why it wouldn't be that bad
 honestly i'm not into any of the heaven and hell thing but honestly i would rather rock down in hell with Satan and we could have a whale of a time. also i could go talk to Hitler and learn and bit of German and learn his morals and find out why he didn't like Jews because i never really paid attention when we were doing the world war. also as being gay is a sin so it's gonna be a fabulous place. also i'm gay and from all the homophobic things I've seen all gays go to hell so im off to hell anyway. also really nice and lovely people are kind of boring after a while and you send eternity there. imagine spending the whole of eternity with constant nice happy complementing people who do not like bad things. there all sweet and stuff but lets be honest hell would be fun because it's full of 'bad' people who have committed sin so i'm up for hell honestly but i'm going anyway. swearing is a sin, being gay is a sin and the list goes on. so honestly i don't care. i want to go hell down with all the evil and weird insane people thanks.

so yeah sorry if i offended anyone this was mainly for comedy purposes like when i joked about killing someone. but the goat thing is true. some things i say in this are honestly rude and i know that but i am rude and honestly i was trying not to offend. some of it just pissed me off.

( i was on this site looking for mores sins http://www.wogim.org/sinlist.htm but there was too many but there was one that made me laugh it said "angry with your brother" and that just made me think to myself. so in my head at the dinner table and there a huge Christian family

" i hate brother" the son says

"are you angry with your brother?" asked dad

"yeah i hate him" he growled

"your a filthy sinner" dad snarled

"why?" the son asked

"being angry against your brother is a sin" he told him, brother walked in

"i hate sally" brother grunted

"sinner" son shouted proud of himself

"why?" the dad and brother asked

"because he's angry with sister" son replied smugly

"do you feel pride" dad asked

"yeah" son replied proud

"triple sinner" dad shouted pointing

"why?" brother and son asked

"brother you have done nothing wrong. god is not a against you being angry with your sister but he is against being angry with your brother. son you felt pride which is a sin and you also made a false remark calling your brother a filthy sinner. your such a sinner you better die in hell" the dad shouted like Satan himself

"your a sinner" son replied angry

"there he goes again" brother shook his head

"you didn't give forgiveness as god says you should forgive everyone. you have a stash of porn down stairs which is sin. you have swore before and yesterday you were saying how much you hate uncle. you are being cruel to me by saying i'm filthy and i shout rot in hell, so who's the sinner now" son replied feeling like a king

"we are all still going to heaven" dad backed up badly

"well at least i'm going to hell where you won't be fuckers!" son shouted the last bit feeling pride and wanted to show it.

i don't know what that is but it happened anyway this is too long so i'm gonna stop bye

sage is out ^_^