so,

i'm having a huge virtual war about how some people are perverted. so i was scrolling Instagram bc i was bored as hell and forgot i had wattpad for a bit. how i don't know but anyway i saw a picture of mark as i follow mark fan page things. i saw a picture of mark and it captioned 

'bang me so hard daddy fucc'

so can i just say all my thoughts on this also thats fucc thing is meant to be there its not a typo 

1, NO, THATS WRONG. you don't go saying that. it's fucking disgusting to say that about youtubers. there on youtube to make people smile and laugh and be happy not to turn you on. thats weird. hey marks good looking i can't deny that but to say that is just creepy and weird and saying this online says a lot about you in real life doesn't it.

2, question when is daddy a thing. why is it sexual to say daddy. whats so intriguing about it. its like saying i get turned on by my daddy. thats doesn't sound fucking right does it. no. the definition of daddy is on google apparently

  noun: one's father.

now lets check urban dictionary

  a girls boyfriend or husband..who takes care of her, looks out for her, (like a daddy) it is an affectionate term that should only be used on a man who deserves the ego boost.

i don't agree but whatever the urban dictionary is messed up anyway so lets pass that thought and i'll come back to that later

3, most of there people are teen girls. hey i'm a teen too but its not fucking normal for a teen girl to be saying fuck me daddy to a grown male youtuber that they have never met or will never personally know. teens are not meant to know this terminology but as this generation is fucked of course we do. i say we bc i am a teen myself. it's wrong for people to say this. 

4, this kind of makes me laugh but how the guys joke about it. i know pewdiepie did joke about it once in a video which made me laugh bc i know its true. i also know some people say it for a joke but mainly its not

5, also people sat fist me daddy. i bet most people who say that don't even kn ow what that is. for pewdiepie its kind of... ironic because the brofist but as i was saying. most people don't even know what fist me daddy means. 

6, so if theres people out there who do this i'm going to put what you say into what your really saying

i want you markiplier someone I've never met to fuck me because you have look really good and in the process i'ma call you daddy and your gonna fist me also. i know sound like a horny teen girl now '

thats what your saying pretty much in all honest truth. thats doesn't sound very appealing does it, no and if you said yes then theres is honestly no help for you there

7, so if we go back to the urban dictionary meaning which is

 a girls boyfriend or husband..who takes care of her, looks out for her, (like a daddy) it is an affectionate term that should only be used on a man who deserves the ego boost.

so your now saying your marks girlfriend or husband which your not so yeah. which your not. hey i like fanfiction like the next person but i write fanfiction for fun. i like writing romance as i do and i like the youtuber so i turn it into a fanfiction like my jackxreader stuff, but i take it as a bit of fun not seriously so yeah. his girlfriend is Amy (who we should stop hating btw)

6, smartass time
so mark isn't your daddy is he NO, he's an amazing funny popular youtuber and he isn't your daddy as your mother didn't get with him and make you and mark doesn't have a child so he can't be any of your daddies can he no and fucking your daddy and your daddy fist you is called incest if marks your dad and mark has a lot to explain. if you dunno what that is then get on google and realize how stupid you are now :D (i have the most smug look on my face right now ) 

the thing is you can't fight against me bc most of this i said is true. even the incest comment you can't deny the facts :D  

i want to know what you think in the comments bc why not start a shit storm in the comments if you care like i shouldn't but no for no good reason 

so yeah this is me saying stop saying disturbing shit online to youtubers as its creepy and weird so this is me saying don't be weird and creepy like that. thanks for your time so yeah,

sage is out and smiling her ass off at the point i have proved XD