so if you wanted to know about me well now you can. in this book i will have some chapters with rants and bants and some like dairy's if i go out or am on holiday and stuff like that. i will also tell you about upcoming books and stuff like that but on this chapter i will tell you 50 facts about me so lets a go! so lets start like i have just met you

so hi there *puts hand out awkwardly to shake hand* *shaked hand* well my name is sage desney you can call me sage or as people like to call me hermione or saga. and here a lot of things about me

1. I am 14

2. my gender is female

3. I am pansexual

4. I have a boyfriend called dan and I love him to bits

5. I have short and v light blue hair i dyed it that colour it is naturally blonde

6. I have grey and green eyes there more green but have a tint of gray

7. Singers I listen to are troye sivan halsey roomie ellie goulding

8. My favorite singer is ellie goulding

9. My favourite band is starbomb and ninjasexparty

10. I love smosh and listen to all there songs

11. My favourite songs are hopes and dreams from the undertale sound track and he's so fabulous a fan made pewdiepie song by roomie and tear in my heart by twenty one pilots

12. my life is on youtube and i am subscribed to 40 channels some i don't use anymore i just can not be bothered to unsubscribe

13. I prefer the company of an animal than to the company of a human. i also prefer to have a youtuber in the background like i am talking to them than having a real human speak to me

14. i am british and live in London

15. I have a dog his name is max

16. My favourite colours are pastel purple mint green and pure white

17. I have a serious personal space issue and if you touch my neck i feel like your invading my spac. i also have a mug obsession

18. I am really boring i mus tell you that as its so true but i am as tough as ten men emotionally and can laugh at insults and i can take insults and brush them off my shoulder as i make up something that makes sense and then they stop with the insults

19. I want to be an author or actor when I am older and maybe a youtuber

20. I love to sing and dance in a stupid way. so i don't do dancing or singing professionally but if a good song comes on i will dance and sing along i am not good at it tho

21. I love trap music

22. I ship phan and demma but my OPT is septipler

23. My favourite drink is coffee or tea or slushies

24. I love reading and writing

25. My favourite game is undertale I have played it three times and I love the nabsterblook

26. I have seen tatinof it was amazing words can not describe how awesome it was and it was an amazing tour that didn't set fire (was the funny.. anyone no ok)

27. I am really good at playing mario kart and always win and when I came second to my friend who had never played before I threw a cup at him a glass cup

28. I find male friends better than female friends as girls can be really bitchy and most girls in my school are prissy and girly

29. I ask too many questions about stuff that nobody cares about or that shouldn't be asked

30. My label at school is the nerd or bookworm. I personally love it i am also called hermione or saga at school all friends are huge harry poter fans and i remind them all of hermione so thats me and saga is like sage i hate saga as a nickname

31. I have a little sister who is 9 and a little and big brother one is 19 and one is ten or nine

32. I am majorly socially awkward

33. I am going through an existential crisis and it really annoying a deep song comes on or someone says something really deep and i will be pacing in my room to really late hours then cry and then sleep when i stop being deep about shit i shouldn't

34. I find enjoyment out of annoying people as in winding people up and laughing at them

35. I am really sarcastic

36. I am the embodiment of tumblr

37. I own approximately 65 mugs and only I am aloud to use them and if I catch someone with my mug unless its dan my bf I will pour whatever your drinking in your face. So when your collecting key rings when you go out I am collecting mugs

38. When someone goes against gays or lesbians or lgbt I will slap you. I slapped my dad once no joke I did and i did almost slap a teacher but instead i stormed out the class and told the head teacher and because i told the head i didn't get detention and people are really careful what they say about that kind of thing

39. I live with my mom and sister in London and and my little brother lives in Birstall with my dad and my big brother has a roommate but i have no idea where he lives

40. you might hate me for this one but I do not find babies cute they look like egg's with hair.I do not want children in my life when I grow up i want to live it not ruin it with kids to cook for and pay for and train to talk and walk and look after i can hardly look after myself forget another human

41.i swear a lot and people around me have just gotten used to it

42. I once went up to a fox when I was nine because I had an obsession with wolf's and foxes and it was hurt so I told my dad then he rung someone who took him so a saved a fox

43. My favourite animal's are lions because they are the king of all the animals and wolfs because there fierce and strong but harmless and cute at the same time

44. I am in the alpaca army not the llama clan

45.My happy place is youtube or tumblr or my head

46.Paris Disney is my favourite place to go

47.I get drunk off of youtube (it complicated)

48.I have never worn makeup in my life

49.I am really ugly and don't say no your not bc i am ok... ok

50.I can get lost in my thoughts but I can also do whatever I am meant to be doing at the same time so i can think of something awesome but then be able to do history hwk at the same time. or day dream and also listen to the information given

you're still here holy shit. well any way thats me i guess thats not all tho but its me in 50 points.it went on for so long as everytime i thought of stuff to say. it was nice to tell you about me but what about you in the comments tell me your name and age and two facts about you and what you wear most of the time and what you look like so appearance and also where your from and you can be character in one of my stories and a maie character too so there you go. this book will be used when it is and stuff. there will also be stuff explaining about all the things i said so if a chapter is called about me 3 for example it will be talking about how i learn i was pan as point three is i am pansexual so yeah so i hope your having a nice time and day or night and see ya later

well i don't know you i can't see you at all

but anyway

sage is out ^_^