So,

Christmas time is very close and I'm fuken hyped.

Charlie asked me

"What type of person are you at Christmas?" I asked her to list a few people and she was like the Christmas fanatic the one who loves jumpers the fasioneaster. The deals person.

I took it a step forward and was like what family member are you.

Charlie replied with the angry monoply player and i thought that was true i was like

I'm the uncle.

Your like sage that's a little boring

Well it's not.

The uncle is the worst. Well my uncle. This might not be your uncle it might be an aunt or your mum or whatever or maybe you don't have one of these people but anyway the uncle for me is...

I am the drunk ass uncle no body really wanted there but he's uncle Fred and he's here to stay. He drinks too much at some point in the night and is just messed up. He's not child friendly and make's sex joke all the time. He is the king in manoply and will kill a man If he is beaten. He has some messed up demons and offends someone or something differant every year. He looks like a pedo and is also too close for comfort.

There me on Christmas. The drunk uncle

Anyway luv you guys 😙

Sage is out ☆-☆