so i was looking for pictures of dan and phil and dil... for reasons and i found this ^^. so i worked out mine and  you have to work out what mine is. so my sentence is

dan gave you maltesers because he likes you is what i got and my boyfriend dan got

phil proposed to you because your fuckable XD that is the best one to get ever. it was even better because my boyfriend is called dan and looks like danisnotonfire so it was just perfect. 

so i just had to say this because why not and i thought it was funny so there you and also tell me yours is so see ya next time,

p.s i had no idea what to call this chapter so i thought of two random words that came to mind first and ass and tree came to mind so that explains the title

sage is out XD