"Hello! I'm back!" Wei Wuxian announces as he stood in front of the Wens with Wen Ning behind him, standing without consciousness.

"You, brat." Wen Qing grabbed his ears, pulling him to the direction of the cave where Wei Wuxian resides.

"Ow, ow, ow, Wen Qing! How could you be so harsh?" Wei Wuxian asked as he winced in pain.

"Oh, you expects me to be soft?" Wen Qing asked as she settled Wei Wuxian on the stone bed.

"Really? That must've hurt." said Wei Wuxian.

"Women are being harsh because if they are soft enough, most men doesn't listen." Nie Huaisang laughs.

"But, I do listen to them." Wei Wuxian pouted.

"T-that's j-just h-how a-jie is b-but, she a-always c-cares the most." said Wen Ning.

"Just like ChengCheng, don't know how to show love by being soft." said Wei Wuxian.

"But, when was this?" he asked.

"After your fight with Jiang-jiujiu, I guess." said Sizhui.

"How could you just stuff your insides like this? It wouldn't be great." she said as she slowly cleaned Wei Wuxian wound and bandaged it.

"Just how did the two of you fight to end up like this?" she asked.

"Worry not, I broke his left arm." Wei Wuxian grinned as he received a smack on his forehead.

"When are going to stop hitting me?" Wei Wuxian pouted.

"Until you learn your lesson." said Wen Qing.

"You're so proud when you broke your brother's arm huh." she added.

"That always happens but, breaking it that it makes a month to heal is the first time." Wei Wuxian.

"Knowing that the two of you fights every time." said Jiang Yanli.

"Where are the radishes I told you to buy?" Wen Qing asked.

"I didn't buy any. I don't like them." Wei Wuxian shrugged as he once again received a pull on his ear together with a harsh scoldings.

"No offense, my Little Radish, okay." said Wei Wuxian.

"It's okay, a-niang." Sizhui smiles.

"And, stop hurting me Wen Qing or else you won't be able to find a husband with your harsh attitude." said Wei Wuxian.

"I don't need any man." said Wen Qing with a glare.

After a few minutes, Wen Qing stops scolding him as he lay Wen Ning back to the bed where the man previously laid down and stuck some talisman to it's body.

"Now that you're not part of Jiang Sect, will you just live like this and turn away from the life you're used to have?" Wen Qing asked.

"It's the right thing to do. Jiang Cheng will understand it as time passes by." said Wei Wuxian.

"I don't even mind." said Jiang Cheng.

"I am more thankful that you take that annoying man from me." he added.

"Mn, he's mine." said Lan Wangji.

"Oh not you." said Jiang Cheng.

"You can't take him that easily." he added.

"Then, you won't have Xiongzhang." said Lan Wangji.

"Let's see about that." Jiang Cheng glares.

His face was pale like he lose a lot of blood or it's just a fatigue.

"Sit down, I'll check your pulse." Wen Qing ordered which he followed without further argument.

Wen Qing held his hand and listen to his pulse rate. Suddenly, her eyes widen in shock as she stared at Wei Wuxian in disbelief.

"Is a-niang okay?" Sizhui asked worriedly.

"Is he about to die?" Jin Zixuan asked which received a glare from the twin prides and a look from Jiang Yanli.

"Don't say something like that, a-die." said Jin Ling.

"What?" Wei Wuxian asked.

"Did you have any sexual intercourse with anyone?" she asked.

"What the f*ck?!" Jiang Cheng cursed.

"How could you asked that with a straight face?" he asked.

"Because I'm straight." Wen Qing smirked.

"Oh." Nie Huaisang grinned.

"What the f*ck?!" Wei Wuxian cursed.

"What kind of question is that?" he asked.

"A serious one." Wen Qing said seriously.

"Why would you ask?" Wei Wuxian asked.

"Yeah, why are suddenly asking that?" Wei Wuxian asked.

"Did you?" Wen Qing asked.

"No!" Wei Wuxian exclaimed as Lan Wangji grips his hips.

"Just answer it." said Wen Qing.

"I didn't." said Wei Wuxian.

"Really?" Wen Qing asked.

"Really." said Wei Wuxian.

"You're pregnant." said Wen Qing.

"WHAT?!" Wei Wuxian asked in disbelief.

"With Lan Yuan." said Jin Ling.

"I was pregnant when I fought with Jiang Cheng." Wei Wuxian asked.

"As you heard it." said Wen Qing.

"Oh! My a-yuan is on the way." Wei Wuxian beams as he hugged Sizhui.

"Mn, Wei Ying is pregnant with our son." Lan Wangji shamelessly said.

"But, you weren't there." said Jiang Cheng.

"Did Lan Wangji didn't know?" he asked and the juniors avoided their gazes.

Wei Wuxian stared at her in shock and disbelief. After a moment, he laughed out loud making Wen Qing raise a brow at him.

"Are you joking? Are you trying to make me laugh? It's working." he said still laughing.

"Do I look like someone who jokes?" Wen Qing asked.

"No." said the trio.

"That's because you don't know how to be serious with her." said Jin Zixuan.

"Yeah, and she doesn't know how to joke with us." said Nie Huaisang.

"But, if Wei-xiong is pregnant, did I somewhat because Sizhui's godfather?" he asked.

"If the father didn't know about it, do you expect to be one?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"I just want to be the godfather." Nie Huaisang pouted.

"Then tell me, how could a man could get pregnant?" Wei Wuxian asked.

"I don't know. There has been no cases like this throughout the history but it didn't mean that it could never happen." said Wen Qing.

"I somewhat read it in a book that two men who are soulmate could be blessed with a child." she added.

"Just like what Zu-shufu said." said Jingyi.

"Lucky, you slept with your soulmate." Nie Huaisang grinned.

"When? It didn't show that something like that happened to me and Lan Zhan." said Wei Wuxian.

"Well, the screen is kind enough to keep innocent people innocence until the end." said Jiang Cheng.

"And who would want to see that?" he asked.

"Me!" Nie Huaisang exclaimed.

"Me too." Wen Rouhan grins.

"Shameless." Lan Qiren mumbles.

"So you're telling me that I slept with my soulmate without my knowing." said Wei Wuxian.

"But, I never slept with anyone be it a man or a woman." he added.

"You couldn't just conceive a child without sex. You also couldn't conceive a child just by yourself." Wen Qing said.

"Either you f*cked with someone that you forgot or someone sneak into your room and f*cked you without your knowledge." she added.

"Lan Zhan couldn't sneak into my room." Wei Wuxian laughs.

"He could." the juniors deadpanned.

Nie Huaisang and Jiang Cheng laughed at Wei Wuxian speechless reaction.

"I bet they slept together back in Yunmeng where Wei Wuxian threw a flower to Lan Wangji." Jiang Cheng laughed.

The juniors gave him a look making him stop laughing at stared at them in disbelief.

"You somewhat got it right, Wanyin." Lan Xichen whispered.

"What the f*ck?!" he cursed.

"Jiang Cheng?" Wei Wuxian asked and Wen Qing almost face-palmed herself.

A blade suddenly flew towards Jiang Cheng's direction.

"What the hell?!" Jiang Cheng cursed as he stood up.

"Lan Wangji!" he shouted.

Wei Wuxian was laughing out loud.

"Your brother? Seriously?" she asked.

"But, he's the only one who entered my room freely." Wei Wuxian reasoned.

"But, I will never do something like that to you." said Jiang Cheng as sit downs, still glaring at Lan Wangji.

"Yeah yeah, you won't." Wei Wuxian laughed.

"You're a bottom." he added.

Jiang Cheng's glare turned to him, face red with clear anger.

Suddenly, he laughed shocking the lady.

"I forgot, Jiang Cheng have a lover. How could he enter my room and f*ck me secretly?" he laughed.

"If he heard this, he will surely strangle you to death." Wen Qing mumbled.

"I won't just strangle him, I would've kick him in the shin and break all hid bones." said Jiang Cheng.

"Glad you're not there." Wei Wuxian laughed.

"A**h*le." Jiang Cheng grumbles.

"Fine, I'll leave you with your thoughts for now but, I will check you regularly since it just a few days of your pregnancy. Glad that I find it out way earlier so that you can control your usage of resentful energy as it isn't good for the growing life inside you." she said and walked out of the cave.

That night, Wei Wuxian couldn't sleep properly for trying to remember the reason why he got pregnant and who did he slept with.

"But, I am no cut-sleeve." he murmured.

"Yeah, we believe you." Nie Huaisang teased.

"I hope that my son-in-law will listen to Wen-guniang about the usage of resentful energy because it's true that it is harmful to both mother and child." said Qingheng-jun.

"Don't worry, father-in-law, I will never bring harm to my son." Wei Wuxian smiled.

"I know." Qingheng-jun smiled back.

*Next day

"Good morning!" Wen Qing greeted the still confuse Wei Wuxian who held his belly.

"I researched about this last night in my medical books and I found out that male pregnancy isn't easy especially now that you have no spiritual energy." she said taking Wei Wuxian's wrist to check.

"I have no spiritual energy?" Wei Wuxian asked in disbelief.

"How did that happen?" he added.

"We'll know later on." said Jin Ling.

"That doesn't give me a good feeling." said Jiang Cheng.

"Just prepare yourselves, I guess." said Jingyi.

"It would be okay, a-niang." he added.

"A golden core is supposed to create a internal barrier while the energy combined with your soulmate will create a temporary womb to house the baby. Since, you know, the only thing protecting your child is your combined energy so you have to be careful." she added.

"Am I really pregnant?" Wei Wuxian asked.

"Without a doubt." said Wen Qing.

"I'm really pregnant. I'm so happy." Wei Wuxian cried.

"It won't be hard for a-xian, right." Jiang Yanli asked.

"I am there, I assure you his safety under my care." Wen Qing smiled.

"Thank you for that, Wen-guniang." Jiang Yanli smiles.

"It's nothing, Jiang-guniang. I'm just doing my responsibility." said Wen Qing.

"So, tell me who's the father so I could inform him about this. You would be needing his support at times like this." she added.

"Wen Qing, I don't know. I never slept with anyone nor I was—" Wei Wuxian said but stops.

"What?" Wen Qing asked.

"One time sex could form a life?" he asked.

"It's still sex." Wen Qing said.

"I can't with her straight face when she said that like it's nothing." said Jiang Cheng.

"I'm a doctor, I faced a lot of cases like that where the mothers are confused about their pregnancy." said Wen Qing.

"So, Wei-xiong and Wangji-xiong had a one-night stand in Yunmeng?" Nie Huaisang grins.

"Mn." said Sizhui making his parents blushed crimson red.

"Well, first sex between soulmates could give a new life." said Wen Rouhan.

"Yes, yes, yes." Jingyi grins.

"What's wrong with you?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"My parents made me during their wedding night." he said.

"Shut up." Jiang Cheng grumbles, getting red in the face while Lan Xichen chuckled at his reaction.

"At least they made you when their married." said Lan Qiren.

"Wangji, how could you have a son out of wedlock?" he asked.

Lan Wangji just gave him a look.

"So you remember now?" she asked.

A memory suddenly flashed across Wei Wuxian's eyes.

Yunmeng City, tossing flowers, white robe, forehead ribbon, golden eyes. Wines, drunk, kissing, touching, moaning, groaning, body flushed together. (Forgive me about this one🥺.)

Wei Wuxian suddenly turned pale muttering incoherent words.

"What the–?!" Jiang cursed.

"Why is it just a flash?" Nie Huaisang asked in disappointment.

"I want to see the whole of it." he whined.

"Well, we don't want to see the two of them naked while doing the deed." said Jiang Cheng.

"I don't want to see them naked." said Jin Zixuan.

"But, I do." said Wen Rouhan while Nie Huaisang nodded.

"Then, f*ck each other." Jiang Cheng said angrily making everyone laugh at him.

"L-La-Lan Z-Zhan." he mumbled as he stared at the ceiling.

"Second Young Master Lan?" Wen Qing asked.

"I was drunk. I didn't know. It's an accident." said Wei Wuxian.

"Did you by any chance, run away from it?" Wen Qing asked.

"I don't remember. I only remember that I returned to Lotus Pier safely and even have a conversation about that peacock with Jiang Cheng." said Wei Wuxian.

"How would Lan Wangji know when you run away?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"Besides, my brother doesn't remember anything after his drunk." said Lan Xichen.

"So, it was just an accident?" Sect Leader Yao asked.

"Oh, don't spout any nonsense." Jingyi said with a glare.

"Wei Ying." Lan Wangji muttered.

"I'm sorry, Lan Zhan." said Wei Wuxian.

"Peacock?" Wen Qing asked.

"Jin Zixuan." Wei Wuxian frowned.

"Please, not that." said Jin Zixuan.

"What's wrong with it?" Wei Wuxian asked.

"Everything." said Jin Zixuan.

"Surely, he have to know about this. Lan-er-gonzi have to know." she said as she stood up.

"What are you going to do?" Wei Wuxian asked as he grabbed her arm.

"Write a letter to inform him." said Wen Qing.

"Yes, please do, Wen-guniang." said Lan Xichen.

"That's the right thing to do." said Wen Qing.

"He needs the father of the child to be there." she added.

"No, you can't! He'll kill me!" Wei Wuxian exclaimed.

"Why would he kill you? You're bearing his child." said Wen Qing.

"You don't know him. He hated me so once he found out about this, he'll surely kill me." said Wei Wuxian.

"Wei Ying, that's not true." said Lan Wangji.

"I will never do that." he added.

"I'm sorry, Lan Zhan. I took the chance of you to be there with me when I'm carrying your child." said Wei Wuxian.

Lan Wangji could only kiss his forehead and hug him tightly.

"Don't do that in this timeline." he said amd Wei Wuxian nodded his head.

Wen Qing could almost feel the headache coming to her as Wei Wuxian stubbornly beg her to not tell a word to Lan Wangji.

"Fine." she grumbled.

"I'm sorry for I let this little annoying man convince me to not right a letter, Zewu-jun." said Wen Qing.

"I understand his troubles, Wen-guniang." Lan Xichen said with a smile.

*Two months passed

Wei Wuxian is sitting next to Granny Wen while Wen Yuan is bouncing on his leg. It has been two months since he found out about his pregnancy and it turned out to be his little hope in the Burial Mound.

The whole group he leads was so supportive and caring of him as time passes by.

"Those Wens are so kind." said Wei Wuxian.

"Were not all bad." said Wen Xu.

"I won't regret saving them." said Wei Wuxian.

Wen Qing was always there to assist him, scold him, advice him and he somewhat seen Jiang Yanli in her that made him more dependent to the lady.

"That made me miss shijie." said Wei Wuxian.

"I'm here, a-xian." Jiang Yanli said with a warm smile.

Two months of pregnancy isn't that easy as his mood change way more quickly that he expected.

One time, he was listening to the story that Granny Wen is telling to Wen Yuan when he suddenly burst into tears making those who surrounds him panicked of his situation.

Everyone laughed at that.

"Blame the hormones." Wei Wuxian pouted.

"You became so emotional when you're pregnant." said Jiang Cheng.

"Just wait when it will show yours." Wei Wuxian said with a pout.

Other times, when he was playing a tune in his flute, he teared up muttering the word 'Lan Zhan'

"Lan Zhan." Wei Wuxian mumbles.

"I guess, you really missed him that time." said MianMian.

"Then, you could've sent a letter to him." she added.

"How I wish my future self did." said Wei Wuxian.

Time passes by like this and more of those moment added to the list.

"I hope, Wei Ying will let me see those in this timeline." said Lan Wangji.

"I'm willing to suffer for that." he added.

"It's not like I will take away our son from you in this timeline, Lan Zhan." said Wei Wuxian.

"I won't do something that will make me suffer in loneliness." he added and Lan Wangji smiled at him.

*Three months passed

A baby bump could be already visible in Wei Wuxian's belly.

"Are you sure that you won't inform Lan-er-gongzi?" Wen Qing asked.

"No." said Wei Wuxian.

"It's better this way." he sniffed, tears are forming in his eyes.

"It's not." Wei Wuxian cried.

"I can see how you miss him." he added.

"I should have fought with him about informing you, Lan Wangji." said Wen Qing.

"Mn." Lan Wangji agrees.

But, if that's what Wei Ying wants than I'll let him." he said.

"It felt so wrong Lan Zhan." said Wei Wuxian.

"You couldn't even see my baby bump." he pouted.

"I will be able to see it in this timeline." said Lan Wangji.

"Note that Lan Wangji really wants you to be pregnant, Wei Wuxian." Jiang Cheng grins.

"Qing-jiejie, I want to eat Gusu foods." he pouted.

"You're craving for bland foods?" Wen Qing chuckled.

"Impossible!" Wei Wuxian exclaimed.

"It's the Lan genes for you." said Nie Huaisang.

"Even just inside my belly, you're already acting like a Lan." Wei Wuxian pouted while Sizhui hugged him.

"Guess, you really like your father." said Wei Wuxian.

"I like and love yiu both, equally." said Sizhui.

Some Wens who knows how to cook, prepared his request making him beamed happily.

The bad side of this adorable moments are the horror that the Wens faced when dining. Wei Wuxian tends to feed them with bland foods or anything he craved in which all of it are tasteless making the Wens cried silently for him to stop forcing them.

If they won't follow him, he would cry loudly, calling Lan Wangji's name to beat those who didn't listen to him.

"Will you do that, Lan Zhan?" Wei Wuxian asked.

"If you want me too." said Lan Wangji.

"Those Wens who saw themselves on the screen shivered silently.

*Four months passed

Now, Wei Wuxian is nine months pregnant and his belly is very round that any moment from now it would pop.

"You look beautiful, Wei-xiong." said Nie Huaisang.

"I know." Wei Wuxian said smugly.

"Mn, Wei Ying is the most beautiful." said Lan Wangji.

"My little radish, I am so excited to meet you. You know what, I really want you to meet your father but it seemed impossible. He's a righteous man, no one would believe that he would sleep with a man like me." Wei Wuxian said as he caressed his belly.

"Nothing is impossible, Wei-xiong." Nie Huaisang grins.

"Attempt the impossible." Jiang Cheng added.

"I love it how my two best of friends are so supportive of me." said Wei Wuxian.

"We will always be." said Nie Huaisang.

"I hope that you'll grew up to be a fine young man, just like your father." he said.

He started to talk about Lan Wangji when suddenly he yelped because of the sudden pain.

"No wonder your son ended up like his father because you did indulge him about the man." said Jiang Cheng.

"I like it more better." said Wei Wuxian.

"Wei Ying is in pain." Lan Wangji suddenly said.

"He's going to give birth, I guess." said Jin Zixuan.

"What?" Wei Wuxian asked.

"Don't be scared, you gave birth to him just fine." said Wen Qing.

"Young Master Wei." a female Wen called when she saw him.

"Quick, carry him to the cave. He's about to give birth!" Wen Qing shouted and they immediately did what they were told.

When he was settled, Wen Qing pinned a needle on his bare belly at the lower region.

"This will help you feel no pain while delivering the baby." she said.

"How are you feeling?" she asked.

"Magnificent." he chuckled.

"You're in pain yet you still said that." Jin Zixuan said in disbelief.

"That's because I will be meeting my son in a moment." said Wei Wuxian.

"First time I saw a person giving birth without fear." said Wen Qing.

"That because I don't fear pain." said Wei Wuxian.

"As long as after the pain is a beautiful thing." he added as he hugged his son.

*Few hours passed

"It's a healthy baby boy." Wen Qing said as she held it infront of Wei Wuxian.

"Well take him for a bath first." said Granny Wen and Wei Wuxian could only nod before he lost his consciousness.

"Why did he lost consciousness?" Lan Wangji asked.

"Exhaustion." said Wen Qing.

"Most mothers lost consciousness after giving birth." she added.

"Nothing wrong will happen to him, right?" Lan Wangji asked.

"Don't worry, it's just normal." said Wen Qing.

*Few more hours passed

Wei Wuxian slowly regained his consciousness. His stomach was already bandaged neatly. He tried to sit up when a voice boomed inside the cave.

"Who told you that you're allowed to sit up?" Wen Qing asked, walking to him with a bundle in her arms.

"Careful  you might open the stitches." said Wen Qing.

"Worried?" Wei Wuxian asked.

"About the bandage. It's hard to do it." said Wen Qing.

Wei Wuxian pouted at her.

Wei Wuxian just grinned as he slowly took the baby from the lady and bounced it in his arms.

"Your hormones will slowly produced milk in your breast during your pregnancy so feed him when he cried for it." she said.

"I will be able to produce milk, too?" Wei Wuxian asked in disbelief.

"Or what? What will your son drink when you don't have one?" Wen Qing asked.

"Don't worry, Wei-jiujiu, the milk will only last until your son is old enough to eat foods." said Jingyi.

"What about a-ling?' Jisng Yanli asked suddenly.

"What about him?" Jingyi asked.

"You guys said I died when he was just one-month old so where did he drink milk?" Jiang Yanli asked.

"Oh about that." Jingyi grins.

"My little radish looks so cute. You could see a Lan genes on him." Wei Wuxian said.

"Most of his features are Lans." said Jiang Yanli.

"Lan genes are quite strong." said MianMian.

"So adorable, my little Lan." said Wei Wuxian.

"Mn, our son is adorable." said Lan Wangji.

"The best son." he added.

"So, what would be his name?" Wen Qing asked.

"Yuan. Lan Yuan." Wei Wuxian smiled.

"Like my nephew?" Wen Qing asked and Wei Wuxian nodded.

"I always loved to name my son Yuan." said Wei Wuxian.

"No wonder my nephew and your son have the same name." said Wen Qing.

"Well, Yuan is a beautiful name." said Jiang Yanli.

"Just how I like it." said Wei Wuxian.

"Me, Jiang Cheng, and shijie once discussed about this back then at Lotus Pier." he said.

"Mine is 'Yuan', Jiang Cheng's would be 'Yi', while shijie's would be 'Ling'. Isn't that great." he smiled.

"And you did name your sone like it." said Nue Huaisang.

"But Jin Ling and Sizhui had it as a birth name." said Jingyi.

"Mine is a courtesy name." he added with a pout.

"Why? Don't you like your birth name?" Lan Xichen asked.

"No, I love it." Jingyi smiles.

"What about the courtesy name?" Wen Qing asked.

"I want Lan Zhan to give it. At least, he could give something meaningful to his son." he said.

"My little radish." Wei Wuxian cradled his son with a gentle smile.

"A-die gave a courtesy name as he longed for you." said Sizhui.

"At least it's a beautiful name." said Wei Wuxian.

"Mn, a very beautiful one." said Lan Wangji.

"Did I give it to you when Wei Ying died?" he asked.

"Mn. You thought I was the child you met in Yiling so you let my birth name to Yuan while you give Sizhui as my courtesy name." said Sizhui.

Lan Wangji smiled at him.

"You grew up so great." he said ans Sizhui blushed.

"How I want to see a-niang being pregnant of me, too." said Jingyi.

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Let's just pretend that it was already a year since Wei Wuxian stayed at Burial Mounds when him and Lan Wangji met in Yiling.

Sizhui was already three months that time and Wei Wuxian hid him from Lan Wangji when he was at the Burial Mound.