I have written 100 oneshot parts in this book. Somehow. In about a third of the time than I did before.

Probably because the first had a lot of single part oneshots, and this has a lot of multi-part things.

But, as I did when I hit 100 parts in my first book of oneshots, I'm going to judge all of them with immense scrutiny and give my opinions.

:DD

I will also note the great annoyance that of Wattpad refusing to let me reorder parts and have it remain that way, so several of the oneshots aren't together, which is annoying.

ANYWAY, let's begin!

-Vexed

Convex backstoryyy!

And, it hasn't changed!

And I also will never finish the animatic I invented it for...

Yaaaayy

I would make this so much angstier if I rewrote it... Cub gets upset, and then 5 seconds later he's calm again.

Also Cub knows Scar's hurt and then Scar has to mention it later on. Dude he's covered in blood. You heard him screaming.

Also I made the vex speak in much shorter phrases these days.

Oooh I forgot I put more dark oak into the building design, fun.

Hehheeee and then they FORGET EVERYTHING!

I still sometimes run through oneshots in my mind of Cub and Scar remembering what happened, which would be better if it was angstier.

Oh ho ho little foreshadowing bits, elytra feeling wrong.

Also I would add more Tango into this now because he's a vexling at this point. He KNOWS what they're going through why doesn't he tell them??

OH Cub being half possessed dang

Rather good, would rewrite some parts of it these days, but still well written, angsty, and Convex

8/10

(Also remembered at this point that I may have to edit Someone out of some of these...)

-Untold

Oooooooh sculky sculky. But why did I name it that? Whyyy?

Oh THAT idea that I cut out. 0-0

I tried so hard to make Cub honest about stuff because so many of the situations in my stuff could be resolved by the characters just talking about it.

Also outside perspective of what happened to Cub. Nice.

Nope still has to have Cub hiding stuff-

To be honest he gives decent reasons.

I still like the argument being interrupted by the Tango dungeon voice. That's cool. The arguments are cool.

WHY DOESN'T CUB TALK THEN-

He goes into Decked Out, where he was hurt before, instead of talking to Scar.

Though maybe it still would happen if they talked, or we have Cub knowing nothing about it.

Aha the overpowered AFK- I think I changed that headcanon, but I don't know what to or how.

But the plot twist is really cool

Also, the misforming of the reader mistaking Cub and the Sculk's actions is fun.

The description of Cub possessed ooooooh that's cool

The climax is great. And ripped straight from another sculk Cub oneshot I can't remember the name of-

And then Joel bursts in because I needed more stuff in the final part-

Few plot questions, but overall love how it's written

8/10

In Tents

Heheee camping!

This is so fun, the characters are written so well.

Joe's sub speech- we love Joe

The marshmallows.

Martyn breaking his leg.

'Pulls out a half-full bag' Oh me and my desire to be clever with words... The reference to them trying to be optimistic did not go over my head

Very fun and very good.

9/10

Canary magic

Ah yes a Harry Potter AU...

The transphobia-funding mediocre fantasy series with many many problems...

Alright oneshot, not convex-centric, not much happens in it, but it's fun

Name is stupid though

7/10

Hermit warrior cats

More crossover-

I never left the art of the hermits as cats, so everyone was confused about who half of them were...

Heheee Cub as Scar's mentor is adorable

Sparkheart- I still love that as cat-Scar's name

I got the Warrior Cats words correct, all the mousebrains, and meowing, and I copied the ceremonies directly from the books.

Wildtail as Joe's name is such a Joe name. Because he tells wild tales-

:0 cat death noooo

Overall, pretty good. Isn't really a complete story, just a concept turned into a decemt oneshot.

8/10

Class system

Oh ho ho 5 parts of school AU with the Helsmits...

Also giving Badtimes the name Archer, because I had to find a human name for him that wasn't Badtimes Goodtimes

'returnocus' terrible typo don't know how 6 leters went missing.

'We'll you in English' ANOTHER TYPO??

The oneshot itself is really good, but the typos...

Also I will mention this was so much darker in my head but I had to tone it down.

We hate terrible teachers... Might rate this lower just because the teachers are awful. Yeah, it's realistic, but I don't like that.

Oop Elex pretending to be nice... And Archer isn't gullible! Yay!

Oh look it's getting bad for Archer.

'putting on a smile I always thought was genuine' dang

Heheee worm referencesss. We love Corrupted!Badtimes. He's such a vibe.

Dude why is Archer being mean to Zedaph?

Ohhhh PE class... And the awkward cut to a later point in the class, which literally only exists for 2 lines of dialogue.

'Only girls and gays have long hair' - Xornoth, with the long hair, who is also gay. XD

'What do snitches get?' 'Bitches' HELS WE LOVE YOU

AND THEN ELEX PULLS OUT A KNIFE ON ARCHER NOOO

And the switch to Scar's PoV-

The recording with Archer could've been so much worse, I had no ideas.

Pfft- Scar yeeting Grian's phone

:0 Zed found Archer!

Ohhh shoot worse was threatened- never mind.

'I get the first punch'

9/10

Love, the Jingler

Heheheheheheeee convex shipping

Aaaaah its so cute the conversation between them

Should've written this 1st person but that's not a problem with it

'Every pixel' Nooooo why did I have to say that - why PIXEL

EEEEE THEY KISS

1 word is stopping this from a perfect score

9/10

Potions

Ehhh... The writing is good.

But the whole thing is basically me trying to justify Cub and Scar being bitchy and stupid. I kinda wish I'd just kept it as Convex silliness. Or not forced Cub and Scar to get into a fight...

7/10

Wake up

Sculk-Cub! Terrible name, but sculk Cub.

He just faints because- uhh trauma?

I know I wrote the dream section in terrible English for a reason, but I don't remember that reason and it just seems stupid now

Villain Joeyyy aah

'we have out own chat' why does that seem so contrived

The characters are written pretty well (Joel)

Cub sits down and then 5 lines later he stands up again

OLI WE LOVE YOU OLI I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE AGAINST CUB KEEP SINGING AND THROWING YOUR LUTE AT PEOPLE

Playing dead! So many of these oneshots are just me showing off lore/headcanon snippets I came up with.

That bit was written really well. This whole thing is really in character

Scar gets angy about Cub

Eeee qpr convex

8/10

Writing contest for Indigo

...no name for this one I see...

But me in Third Life bound to go well...

Scar pushes me off a cliff. Wow. How rude.

(Deserved-)

'I doth art also here and... I want friends.' I would so say that

'If I don't have allies I'll cry and make that your problem' YUP THAT'S ME ALRIGHT

SCAR GOES OUT THE SERIES BECAUSE GRIAN'S NOT THERE- AAAAA

'The people who watch?'

'THE WATCHERS?'

'NO!' there are some great lines in this dang

This whole thing is hilarious-

'War. I'm in charge. Wait that's a bad idea' this part is just SO QUOTABLE

I CHOOSE TO GO RED TO FIGHT JOEL WHY AM I INSANE?!

Then it just ends but I did say I was gonna write more, so I guess this isn't the part's fault and the rest of it is so good so...

10/10!

Win secret life

Scar-wins-secret-life but oneshot two because the first one I didn't know about him getting stuck yet.

'it's only been a week' dude anticlimax much??

Cub wants to win the life series XD

Far too wholesome for that concept, but fun.

7/10

Perpetual motion

This could've been great, but I had no ideas. It has all the makings of a good set of oneshots -- Cub freaking about about moon-big, but it just doesn't quite work. And I ran out of ideas for part 3.

But it's not awful.

7/10

Hermits as animals

TERRIBLE name

But, if I remember correctly, the best I've ever written Scar.

Renthedog: i am now a dog

Cleo: is someone gonna tell him

Renthedog: wait

(Paraphrased but XD)

SKIZZ DEATH

Also awkward too many people woooo

Why is one of Ren's dialogue tags 'gasped' that's just wrong

Gem wants to be a fish.

And here we have very very acurate Scar dialogue

Also Mumbo??? Very well written Mumbo here

HE FLIES INTO THE MOUNTAIN-

Not me forgetting what Wels's starter base looked like and just not describing it-

Raccoon Keralis! Also I killed it with the hermit-animal combos

Platypus Joe-

Tango singing Perry the Platypus to him-

Also wholesome boat boys! :D

'ants aren't cool, Etho! They're ants! You squish them and they don't die!' fair summary XD

Aaaaw

Doesn't go anywhere, but neat oneshot!

9/10

The fire

Cub trauma, Convex fighting... Dang I really was in a rut...

Yep, several decisions and bitchinesses and moments that don't make sense...

It's fine, at least it's a full story

7/10

Therapy

Ah yes. The oneshot that ends with the reader needing therapy.

It's not perfect, some of the Vex and Sculk's argument is a little stupid, but the ending-

AAAAAAAAAA

9/10

Writing contest for thathermitweirdo

CONVEX TIME!

This oneshot is just amazing I love it. It's well written, there are some killer lines, possessed Convex is amazing. The fact they could escape being imprisoned the entire time but chose not to. The ending.

And I could remove the Problem Character!

I adore this oneshot.

10/10

(While he looks after the city) I look after him

You know, I expected the ending to be worse. I thought there would be far more bluffs that don't make sense, more plot twists, but there aren't.

Skizz is a little too OOC, even though he had to be the villain, but it's otherwise? Pretty good.

9/10

History doesn't repeat itself

Aaaaaaaaaaa unfinisheddd

The incorrect canon events are bothering me. The current ending I have is pretty cool though.

I wanna finish it-

I tried to finish it twice and failed both times-

Also a lot of it is rushed

7/10

Fish out of Water

xB!

Wow, there are hermits that aren't Cub and Scar, how unprecedented /j

A little OOC, doesn't go anywhere, but sweet

8/10

My best friend is a space wizard

Heheeeeee Convex adorable stargazing

Very in character, very cute

9/10

Abandoned

Secret Life Scar-

This is really well written, especially the last two parts. A little rushed and not angsty enough in the beginning, too many short scenes shoved together which I'm realising I don't like. A little rushed to suddenly Scar's been freed.

9/10

Captain Jack

We seem to be in the phase of everything either being 1 part or 5

Cub making terrible decisions again...

Actually, the decisions aren't too bad. It's just the fact I apparently couldn't decide whether it's a comedy or angsty oneshot. One moment CJ is pooing on Skizz's head, the next he's actively attempting murder.

7/10

Breaking Point

'Double Life Trouble Life Oh noooo' in my google docs. Literally called it that.

Another 5 parter-

Grian's just unnecessarily annoying and bitchy. His whole argument with Scar isn't even necessary

And then Scar's a bit too much of a dick to be fully realistic.

But I do like the story itself

8/10

Two Birds writing contest for redtigor

Rushed.

So, so rushed...

It has the potential to be great, with Martyn having Watcher trauma, Jimmy trying to get him to help but it's so so rushed

7/10

Total disassociation

AGAIN unfinished... I was going to shove more headcanon and basically a whole second oneshot onto one. But what I actually wrote is decent. Canon inaccuracies aside.

8/10

Hermitcraft Taskmaster

Only published because of Permitmaster. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE HERMITS ACTUALLY DID TASKMASTER-

Anyway... I wrote this way before I even started this oneshot book... So it's bound to be terrible...

Not terrible, but clunky dialogue, unfinished, and doesn't go anywhere

6/10

There forever

Secret Life Scar again, in the form of a single nightmare that gets easily resolved

Eh it just kinda... Exists...

7/10

Convex birthday

Written a year previous to publishing and then abandoned because I didn't finish before the end of Convex birthdays

Heheee double party :DD

Very cute

9/10

Mercury

The angst- oh shoot

'And the watchers-' 'Don't' ooooooh

'thats not how this works' NOOOO NOT THE OTHER SL SCAR ONESHOT REFERENCES -

'And the Secret Keeper stares back' :0 dude what a cliffhanger ending

'Tell me about the planets, Cub' aaawwww

Also planets because MERCURY

AHHHHHHHHHHHH THE WATCHERS-

I don't want to mark it down because Cub chooses a hard task, because he would do that.

AAAAAA THE MEETING

I wrote down so much of the argument of both sides to make sure it was an excruciatingly tough decision and it so worked this is just AAAAA

AUSGISFUSSSS

I want this to be perfect-

Screw the ranking, the Watchers stop anyone from seeing his message, so there, this is perfect, this is so dark- I love it

10/10

The elevator

MORE AMAZINGNESS WOOO

OLIIII

We love Oli he's literally the best

Well second best because Cub but OLII

OLI IS AMAZING IN THIS HE'S SO CHAOTIC WE LOVE HIM

BIGB IN THE CORNER I FORGOT HE WAS THERE XD

'It does that from time to time. Don't worry'

The elevator stops moving.

'Never mind. Panic time' OLI WE LOVE YOU

SCAR- THE LIFT GUY HEHEEEE

HE CAN HEAR THEM- YESSS

'Would you like a song, God?' AAAAAAA OLI

JEV QUITS SO HE CAN EAT THE FOOD

'JOB SPEEDRUNNING'

I WROTE MY OWN OLI SONG?! HAHAHA HE WOULD SO DO THIS

xB to the rescue! Pizza and Uno!

Omg Imp and Skizz podcast is canon yesss

INCINERATING THE DRONES-

CONCORP WOULD SO INCINERATE ALL THEIR FAILED DRONES-

BIGB WITH THE CANNIBALISM LORE DROP AND THEN GASLIGHTING THEM THIS IS INCREDIBLE

Oh my gosh this entire oneshot is literally perfect they're all in character in the most chaotic way ever. BIGB?? The GASLIGHTING??? OLI???

10/10

Returning

Pretty good, Scar returning to the Life Series, Vex promise blood pact is run.

Half the second part is just Grian repeating what Cub's saying-

9/10

Horror Stories

Ehhhhh outside perspective of Convex angst is fun, but I completely changed Cub's motivations halfway through writing it and shoehorned in parts I edited out previously.

8/10

Agorophobia

Short Secret Life snails angst thing that's quickly resolved

Another Convex panic attack-

8/10

Snails.

The oneshot that absolutely blew up on Tumblr

The hermits are very accurate

Joe- we love Joe

I spent so long coming up with Slime Nourish, Ambulate, Invertabrate, Live but it was worth it

Grian just enjoying himself in the background

Joe's fabric snail we love it

Skizz and Scar refusing Gem's logic-

'What was it like performing in a mollusk-dominated sport?' most of these are just Joe, but he is amazing in this.

CUB BLOWING UP SCAR WITH SNAIL MECHANICS-

'Shellsknight has completed the obstacle course in record time!' 'isn't he the only snail who attempted it?' 'Doesn't mean it's not a record' HAHAHA

SNAIL RAVAGER RUSH-

I see why this blew up

10/10

The Helsmit meetup

'still working on becoming 2 dimensional, but viewing abstract art helps!' Anomaly we love you

'We have the same face'

'FUCK YOU I WEAR IT BETTER' BADTIMES!!!

We love Badtimes

Slay beating everyone EXCEPT evil Etho-

Evil MCC-

BIGB HAS NO NAME

NPG glitching out-

Doesn't go anywhere, but fun

9/10

Princess Cub

ONLY 6 PART ONESHOT

I read this pretty recently, and I tried reading it again for this and it was too soon.

But I like it. We have some well written hermits, It's adorable, though a weird level of angst.

The ending is super sweet though.

9/10

Glitched Out

Unfinished! Yaaaayyy...

Pretty good, what I have so far. A little disjointed, and very few ideas for part 3.

8/10

Lost and found

First writing from Convex Week! And gahh it's heartbreaking. Not really a full story, but it's the kind of angst that's so real. People talking about events you missed :(

9/10

Aaand that's all of them! Was this a waste of time?

Yes.

Yes it was.

But it was a mostly fun waste of time, and I did learn what I do and don't like and oneshots so... eh?