Puffy: Fine! Fine!

Puffy: *sighs* On my travels, some Wizard wanted two DNAs from two individuals. I didn't want to use kind because that would risk death and abandoning the crew with the guy. So, I uh, took you're hair strings when you weren't paying attention.

Ponk/Sam: . . .

Herobrine: So. . . That means Dream is?. . .

Kathy: But, why does he have dirty blonde hair?

Puffy: *shrugs*

Sam: I know the answer.

Ponk: You do?

Sam: Remember how I told you about my past and how I came a Creeper Hybird?

Ponk: . . . That explains it.

Sam: Yep.

Philza: . . . So, what makes Dream their literal child.

Herobrine: The kids are with Kristen up in the flower fields, feel free to join them but I feel like tomorrow we'll be going out.

Kathy: Hell Yeah!

Ponk: Why didn't you just say anything?!?!

Puffy: Because I know how you react to shit like this!!!

Sam: Oh my God. . .

Foolish: Dream??

Dream: *comes over with two cats*

Foolish: Wha. . . Where did get cats?

Dream: Well, one of the um, friends of mommy and daddy gave me their cat and then I found a stray in the um Garden.

Foolish: Cat magnetic energy?

~~~

Philza: So. . . She's sick. . .

Herobrine: *nods* Ponk has offered treatment, but. . . If we had noticed it earlier it would have higher chances at survival. . .

Philza: . . . I see. . .

Herobrine; *runs a hand through his hair* What am I going do. . . ? What will I tell Eret. . .?

Kristen: Straight.

Techno: Anti-Romantic.

Herobrine: Straight. And Veronica is too.

Philza: Straight.

Kathy: Bisexual.

Bad: Gay.

Skeppy: Gay. UwU

Sam: Um. . . Gay.

Ponk: BI, like Kathy.

Puffy: BI.

~~~

Sam: *thinking about it all*

Dream: Daddy?

Sam: *looks down to see Dream*. . .

Dream: Why sad?. . .

*Dream smiles and holds up the stray cat* Happy! :)

Sam: *smiles and chuckles* Thank you, son.

~

Me: Words mean a lot, sometimes it can mean a lot more.