welp im bored ;-;

grian: they call them 'flea markets' because they sell fleas and pests
iskall, whispering: this may be our chance to get rid of him
Mumbo: shhh, he can hear you

techno : is it illegal to send assassin bugs after someone even you technically didn't murder them?
phil: wait. what, who and why? just why?

joe: i'm joe and this is cleo. Nice to meet you!
cleo: i can speak for myself >:(
joe: but you didn't
cleo:
cleo: so i'm officially mute now

the shippers: Grian is exactly like a cinnamon role. He's sweet, small, and curvy.
someone: ... wait, curvy?
the shippers: well, he ain't straight

tommy: i have one mood and it is gun.

stress: asterisk hugs and snuggles asterisk
falso: wtf?
stress: what's wrong uwu?
false: WTFFF????

sapnap: 3 hoes, chilling in a hot tub, snuggling the midget cuz we aint gay B)

george: i think i'm gay
dream: congrats!
dream: you're the last one to find out

techno: if i do not exist, no one can stop me from stabbing orphans *fades into nothing*

schlatt: snow is basically sky cum
wilbur: why are you like this?

techno: i prevented an orphanage from being burnt down
phil: really, how?
techno: i made sure there were no orphanages in the first place *hides bloody knife*

etho or someone, idk: theres no point in making a sandwich when its all going to get digested in your stomach *continues to eat bread, peanut butter and jam seperately*

skeppy: bad doesn't mind swearing
a6d: yeah, yeah he does
skeppy: ill prove you wrong

later

skeppy: if you hate people swearing clap your hands
bad: *clap clap*
skeppy: if you hate people swearing clap your hands
bad: *clap clap*
skeppy: if you hate people swearing, and you really wanna show it, if you hate people swearing CLAP. YOUR. FUCKING. HANDS!!!!!
bad: AAAA LANGUAGE!
skeppy: see? he doesnt mind!
a6d: ...

homophobe: *does anything*
eret: i don't remember asking for your opinion, nor your entire existence, so kindly fuck off

iskall: i have lost all my braincells, except for that one vibing to caramelldansen on repeat

(^^^ lmao same iskall same)

techno: the problem with government is that money gets you nowhere
techno: u get money from a job, which is given by your boss, which is given by the government, only for you to pay taxes, which goes back to the government
techno: ...
techno: this is why anarchy is better, chat

no one:
wattpad writers in the middle of the story: hi readers! :D
readers: GET THE TAPPPPPEEeEEEEEEEE

dream: imagine if you could get money just by being beautiful
techno: then you'd still be paying the bills
dream: i- oh...
techno: yeah i have a very low self-confidence

wilbur: dontcha hate it when tommy-
techno: yes
wilbur: you didn't let me finish, don't you hate it when tommy-
techno: yes.

homophobes: you are all going to hell
me: yay! finally i'll meet eret! :D

tommy: pog?
tommy: pog!
tommy: POG!
pog: *gets deleted*
tommy: pog :(

its midnight.

go away.

gn o/

*dies*