More proof I'm losing my brain cells:

tommy: what's the best way to kill someone?
phil: ...
tubbo: burn it
wilbur: put it in someone else's garbage bin
techno: *magically appears* pigs can eat bones
phil: IS NO ONE AT ALL CONCERNED WHY WE'RE ON THIS TOPIC?!

tommy: HELPPPP!!! A SWARM OF BEES ARE AFTER ME!!!!
tubbo: why?!
tommy: i may or may not have been throwing rocks at their nests!
tubbo: ...
tommy: *stuck in a box* WAIT NO-

impulse: *accidentally summons demon tango*
tango: who do you need me to murder?
impulse: oh damn, you're hot
tango: well you're quite the looker yourself ;)
impulse: ...
impulse: y-you just set my house is on fire...

(^^^ lmao that could be dream and sapnap but idc)

wilbur: they wouldn't make soap smell so nice if they knew i'd eat it

mumbo: *calls iskall* i'm surrounded by idiots
iskall: ... you're the only one in that room
mumbo: exactly :,D

techno: hippity hoppity, get off of my property
grian: hippity hoppity, your moustache is my property
fans: hippity hoppity, my source of happiness is your property

no one:
me: would you die if you were allergic to fruits, but then got turned into a fruit bat vampire?

zedaph: are endermen like clams, since they drop pearls?
zedaph: or maybe those are their eyes and the eyes of ender are fake?

phil: you buried wilbur in sand?!
tommy: well we tried, but he ate it all so we had to use dirt instead

baby tommy: i dont want soup! *flips the bowl over*
baby tommy: so-down :)

no one:
my science teacher: barnacles have a penis that is seven times their size!

why did i do this.