Preston: When I was a younger, I saw this cute kid in the park. I told my mom I wanted to be friends with him and suggested I can buy some pretzels and give it to him.

Preston: I bought the pretzels and went over to the kid, but instead of giving it to him I chucked the pretzels at him like ninja stars and ran away.

Preston: I walked home with no new friend that day.

Rob:

Rob: Wait, that was you?!

Lachlan: That is the most beautiful story I have ever heard.