Ty: *wearing headphones*

Mitch: *walks up to him* So how's your day?

Ty: Oh, same.

Mitch: What?

Ty: *takes off headphones* What did you say?

Mitch: I asked "How's your day?

Ty: Oh, I thought you said "Hey, I'm gay."

Mitch: ...I mean I technically am.

Ty: Then I wasn't wrong, right?