You can use this if one sparks an idea. Honestly I'm just leaving this here to motivate myself later.
(Bolded text is specifically Xornoth)

"Good luck, brother, and may the odds be ever in your favor." *evil smirk*

Scott swallowed back tears of horror, his entire body tinging with shock and terror. No. No. No. He refused to believe it.
(insert Empires member)'s snarling, crazed red eyes shook him out of his daze and sent him running for his life.
Away.
Away from his possessed, feral friends that were currently trying to rip him apart.

Scott giggled and twirled, smiling sweetly. "Don't lose your head!"
Gem glared at him. "Not yet."
"Aw, come on," Scott whined childishly.
"You can be a spoiled brat all you want when we're on stage," Lizzie told him.
"You're such a mom," Scott teased.
"Sit down, shut up," Gem snapped.
Scott sighed dramatically, but did as he was told.

"You just bring the figurative dynamite and I'll blow this place sky-high. Figuratively."

"Don't worry, I'm sure the giant evil tentacles will never do anything. They'll be fine!"

"S-s-s-suma, I-I-I'm c-cold." -Hermit A
"Shhh, don't worry, it'll be alright," -Xisuma
"Dadsuma." *giggle* -Hermit B
*glare* -Xisuma

"Um... did you always have a tail?"

"You can't run from your problems forever." -random Empires member
"Watch me." -Gem and/or Scott

"If this had happened to Tommy, would you still think it was alright?" -Techno/Phil
"No! Tommy doesn't deserve that." -Wilbur
"What makes you think you did?" -Techno/Phil
"I blew up a country, (Tech/Phil). Do I really need to elaborate?" -Wilbur

Correct Quote Time

"STOP STANDING ON ME!" -Grian
"I'm not scared because I don't have the common sense to be scared." -Cleo
"Bye friends, I have to go wax Grian." -Scar
"Tell us your ways, Master." -Xisuma
"I WANNA STAB SOMEBODY!" -Tango
"Etho, you're wearing far too little clothing for my liking." -Ren
"Thankfully, it wasn't in the deer's butt." -Grian
"I only want to dangle you in the void, chill out." -Grian
"I am in fact a walking nuke." -Scott
[on the subject of overthinking things] "I don't have that problem because I don't think." -Jimmy

Incorrect Quote Time - not very original, I know. (WARNING: SWEARING)

Stress: Hewwo.
Gem: Hihiiiiii!
False: Greetings, Humans.
Xisuma: Three kinds of people.
Pearl: I want pudding.
Xisuma: Four kinds of people.
Cleo: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Xisuma: Five kinds of people.

Cleo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Bdubs: >:O language
Scar: Yeah watch your fucking language
False: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SCAR THE FUCK WORD?
Impulse: 'The fuck word'.
Pearl: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Tango: Oh my god she censored it
Impulse: Say fuck, Pearl.
Bdubs: Do it, Pearl. Say fuck.

Shubble: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Katherine: Nope, absolutely not.
fWhip: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Sausage: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Gem: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Scott: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

'Can I copy the homework?'
Gem: I can help you with it!
Pearl: Yeah, sure.
Grian: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Cleo: lol nope.
Mumbo: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
False: *Read 5:55pm*

Mumbo: What does 'take out' mean?
Scar: Food.
Pearl: Dating
Grian: Murder
Impulse: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Impulse: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Cleo: Rude.
Tango: That's fair.
Grian: Not again.
Wels: Are you going to want this back?

Mumbo: I'm an idiot.
Grian:
Pearl:
Impulse:
Scar:
Mumbo:
Grian: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Tommy: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Wilbur will and will not eat.
Tubbo: Grass? Yes!
Tommy: Moss? Yes!!
Tubbo: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Tommy: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Tubbo: Worms? Sometimes!
Tommy: Rocks? Usually nah.
Tubbo: Twigs? Usually!
Tommy: Tubbo's cooking? Inconclusive!
Ranboo: How did you... test this?
Tommy: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Ranboo: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Techno: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Phil: You know those things will kill you, right?
Schlatt, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Wilbur, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Tommy: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Impulse: *Screams*
Grian: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Scar: Should we do something?!
Pearl, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Joel: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Gem: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Sausage: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
fWhip: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Gem: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

Joel: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Lizzie and Jimmy, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Scott: Our turn, Person D! One, two, three- vanilla!
Xornoth, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Watson please come to the front desk?
Phil, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Wilbur and Techno
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Wilbur and Techno, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Phil: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

Tommy: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Ranboo: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Tommy: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Tubbo: edible

Cleo: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Xisuma: Cleo no.
False: Mistlefoe.
Xisuma: Please stop encouraging her.

...i got carried away.

also, moon big? no. well, yes, but- moon not big. moon close.
MOONFALL.