Welcome to this book, which is more for my own enjoyment than anything else.

Alright, right into it. 
This page may be updated later (yeah let's be real probably not)

Grian
-Has red/yellow/blue feathered wings.
-Is hyperactive and hardly ever stays still
-Often overworks himself and forgets to sleep and eat
-Related to the above point, he is extremely small and thin
-Is incredibly agile

Mumbo
-Is overprotective of Grian
-Embraces that he's a spoon
-Can and will murder anyone who dares harm the gremlin.

Xisuma
-Overworks himself
-Is like a dad to the server
-Sleep? What's that?

Scar
-Is innocent bean who must be protected.
-Is a wizard and has experience with magic
-Best friends with Grian
-You mess with Jellie, you have him to answer to.

Jellie
-is queen
-is S A S S Y  K I T T Y 
-Is good friends with Maui and Pearl
-Oversees the Convex

False
-Best PVPer on the server
-S A V A G E
-Queen of PVP
-You do not mess with False

Stress
-Healer of the server
-Calm, kind presence if one of the hermits is upset
-She would definitely be a Hufflepuff; extremely caring about her friends.

Joe
-Therapist
-Poet
-Assists Xisuma with admin duties sometimes and forces him to sleep

Wels
-Loyal knight who will stand up for his friends no matter what
-2nd-best PVPer after False and puts up a good fight against her
-Strongly values justice and honor.

Tango
-Wears fake demon horns and tail because he wants to, thank you very much, and he does NOT appreciate people calling him a demon
-He will attack you if you attempt to imply he is a demon
-Is actually super nice and sweet

Cleo
-Pirate Q U E E N
-Takes pride in her armor stands
-You do not tell Cleo what to do
-Occasionally sails around and pillages the other hermits' bases, but never damages them. It's only for show. Unless you make her mad, that is...

Impulse
Is gremlin too
Has yellow-and-black demon wings like SweetestHoneybee's animatic.

Gem
Has deer antlers- deer hybrid
Secretly has forest magic

Pearl
Loves to be upside down
Grian and Pearl are siblings :)

Other Hermits Status
Keralis: Can write, just no headcanons
Ren: Can write, just no headcanons
Bdubs: Can write, just no headcanons
Doc: Can write as a background character
Etho: I know nothing about him
Hypno: I know nothing about him
TFC: I know nothing
Beef: I know nothing
xB: I know nothing
Jevin: I know nothing