yes i'm bored again

thank you guys so much for 2.5k reads and almost 100 votes and 27 followers!??! that's amazing!

i genuinely do not know why this is my second most popular book. i would think most people wouldn't want to read all my random out-of-nowhere oneshots and ideas, but okay thank you

speaking of that, do any of you have ideas for oneshots you want me to write? (note: i don't write nsfw or any ships besides flower husbands and lizzie/joel) 

i've already done empires, but i'll do a basic runthrough for them

here we go!

people i don't know: xB, beef, hypno, jevin, tfc, any dsmp members i don't list

dsmp members i know (I don't have any dsmp member headcanons and i don't actually know a lot of storyline, just the disc wars, l'manburg/pogtopia, the prison arc, exile, and the syndicate):
crowfather, the blade, wilbur, the child, the green teletubby, enderboi, bee boy, furry in denial, schlatt, niki, puffy, bad, skeppy, karl, sapnap, antfrost, sam, george, jack manifold, quackity, charlie slimecicle

people i know but have no headcanons for: wels, iskall, cub, zed, keralis, joe, etho, doc, scar, joey graceffa

Grian
Red/yellow/blue parrot wings (i do like enderdragon!grian though)
Gremlin and causes chaos whenever he can (this is hardly a headcanon, honestly)

Mumbo
Owns no spoons (as in the utensil)
Spends a ton of time gardening

Xisuma
Often overworks himself doing server stuff
Is secretly an Endarian, meaning he has a connection to the void, purple eyes, and pointed ears. He accidentally teleports when he's stressed and wants to escape a situation, but passes this off as "admin magic." It's not.
 Hides this fact by wearing the doomguy suit. Turtlesuma, beesuma, and axolotl-suma were suits, too.
Grew up in the end with his younger brother. Yes, younger.

Xander (EX)
Used to have the same teleportation power as EX, but can no longer do this after an accident when he was a child.
Has a hard time trusting people because he was bullied when he was younger.
Has similar purple eyes to Xisuma but wears contacts to turn them red.

Cleo
She's blunt and cold because her family was turned into full zombies when she was younger and she was left for herself.
She also hates zombies for this reason.
Cleo lets Gem braid her hair, and Gem sometimes puts flowers in it. False and Gem are the only two she lets braid her hair. 

False
Started wearing her hair in braid when she met Cleo, and has done so ever since. (She doesn't always wear it that way, though)
Her goggles were a present when she was younger and she's worn them every day ever since.
She was the one to find Cleo where she was hiding out and get her to talk to people again.
Has a sister named True

Ren
Has brown wolf tail and ears. (this is just fanon atp, if not canon)
Likes wearing bandanas because they remind him of False

Impulse
Yellow/black dragon-esque wings like in "How Bad Can I Be" (animatic by SweetestHoneybee)
Wears black+yellow boots with yellow laces, and the ends of them make little "i"s.
Favorite holiday is Halloween.

Jellie
She IS the queen. No, it doesn't matter that she's a cat. She IS the queen.
Maui and Pearl bow to her.
S A S S Y K I T T Y

Stress
Is a fairy, has fairy wings.

Bdubs
Time king
Has a perfect internal clock and always knows how long it is until darkness
(this isn't a headcanon, but glare hybrid!bdubs would be a really fun concept to play with)

Hermit!Pearl
Can flip the gravity of anything she wants, she's just cool like that.
Her and Grian are siblings.

Hermit!Gem
Actually a deer hybrid (has a tail too)
Can grow trees magically
Minor nature spirit

Empires!Pearl
Likes to take risks
Braids sunflowers into her hair
Has a duck pond (I haven't actually watched her series much, i kinda hope this is canon)

Empires!Gem
Is just permanently covered in amethyst dust
Her wings are technically magic, which means it's not the amethysts that let her fly, but if they are damaged or covered she won't be able to fly.
just thought you should know: fwhip and gem are canonically twins now :D

fWhip
Mechanical wings built by himself
Mechanical boots that can do a few extra things like temperature regulation, better traction, and more
Makes toys for the kids in his village sometimes

Scott
Has always had ice powers, but they only activated now.
Blue hair, blue eyes (counter to Xornoth)
White snow-owl-like wings with streaks of blue and gold in them.
Was neglected by his parents when he was younger (not completely purposefully, but Scott was still left alone a lot)

Xornoth
I don't actually headcanon him and Scott as really knowing one another well.
They were separated at a young age.
Xornoth is the older brother.
Red hair, red eyes
Looks like a normal elf except for the giant black shadow wings on his back.

Sausage
Elytra fold into a cape when closed
Gem and fWhip's little brother

Pix
He's just the tired dad of the server, really
Oldest of the rulers (by a while)
Immortal and has actually lived for a while

Lizzie
Second-oldest, has lived for a while
SHE IS CANONICALLY TEN FEET TALL EVERYONE
Has a human form and a half-hybrid form with just frills, tail, and webbed hands/feet (both of which she's about 5'9"), but usually chooses to walk around in her full axolotl glory

Joel
Flat-earther.
Thinks of Jimmy like a little brother.

Jimmy
Cod hybrid (tail, gills, webbing)
Does NOT have a full cod/full human form like Lizzie
 Likes to cover himself in slime because it feels like a blanket to him.

Katherine
Fairy wings (yes it's canon BUT) that are full size (like 5 foot tall)
Pointed ears
Connection to nature

Shrub
Wears green cloak with a pink-mushroom-patterned hood
Has leaf-shaped fairy wings underneath the cloak.
Stream chat is represented by mushrooms.