What If...Zombies?!

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Watcher: Time. Space. Reality. It's more than a linear path. It's a prism of endless possibility, where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. I am the Watcher. I am your guide through these vast new realities. Follow me and ponder the question...

Watcher: Dr. Bruce Banner, the human hiding within the Hulk, fell from the stars to warn humanity of imminent danger. But the world he found was not one he recognized.

NO ONE'S POV:

(Banner crushes into the Sanctum Sanctorum.)

Banner: [panting] Thanos is coming. He's coming.

(He stands up from the hole he made.)

Banner: Uh...hello? Anyone got any clothes?

(He exits the santorum.)

Banner: [gasps] Oh, God.

(He looks around.)

Banner: Was I too late?

(Cull Obsidian & Maw beam down across from him.)

Banner: Ah, jeez. Come on, big guy, time to go green.

(Banner tries to turn into Hulk but he's unable to.)

Banner: Oh, no.

Maw: Hear me and rejoice.

(Banner slaps himself in hopes of turning into the Hulk but the Hulk shouts "No!")

Banner: What do you mean, "no"?

Maw: You are about to die at the hands of the children of...

(Before Maw can finish his sentence, he's blasted in the head by Tony Stark, who's hand is sticking out of a portal. Tony, Wong, & Strange walk out of a portal themselves.)

Banner: Tony? [chuckles] Boy, are you guys screwed!

(Tony, Wong, & Strange violently take care of Maw & Obsidian.)

Banner: Wait, what are you guys...That's...

[GROWLS]

Banner: Uh, that sorta seems like overkill.

(Tony turns to Banner, revealing his zombified face.)

Banner: Whoa!

(A zombified Doctor Strange & Wong turn to face Banner.)

Banner: It's...Oh.

(A zombified Cull Obsidian & Maw stand up.)

Banner: I can't believe it.

(The Cloak of Levitation engages the zombies the best it can, it's even able to decapitate zombie Wong's head off.but Maw's able to pull Banner to them.)

Banner: No, no, no. Don't eat me. Don't eat me. I'm...vegan.

(Before they can eat Banner, a swarm of ants eat zombie Obsidian and Maw.)

Banner: Oh, holy cow. Oh, come on! What now? Oh, God. Okay. This is disgusting.

(The swarm of ants eat zombie Strange. Zombie Tony Stark is about to blast some ants but Wasp appears in front of blasts his head off. A giant ant begins to eat zombie Tony's head.)

Banner: Oh, no. Oh! I'm gonna vomit. I'm definitely gonna vomit.

Wasp: Go! You'll be safe with them.

Banner: With the giant ants? Who are you?

Wasp: All that's left.

(Peter swings in & scoops up Banner.)

Banner: Whoa! Don't eat me, don't eat me, don't eat...

Spider-Man: Hey, relax. I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

Banner: Oh, yeah? Well, then, what the hell happened to the neighborhood?

(Peter swings away with Banner as the Cloak of Levitation follows them.)

Watcher: Like too many great catastrophes, this one sprang from a place of love and hope. Two weeks earlier, Dr, Hank Pym journeyed into the quantum realm, searching for his long-lost wife. But in this universe, Janet Van Dyne contracted a quantum virus that corrupted her brain. So when she finally reunited with her husband after 30 long years...

(Zombie Janet attacks Hank.)

Watcher: Oof. That happened. Alas, Hope Van Dyne's long-awaited family reunion was not to be.

(Zombie Hank & Janet go to attack Hope but she shrinks & flies away. Scott's not so lucky & they kill him.)

Watcher: Within 24 hours, the entire Pacific Northwest was infected. Ironically, it was the Avengers' heroism that sealed humanity's fate.

(Zombie Hank attacks Captain America as the Avengers get surrounded by zombies.)

Watcher: Because once Earth's mightiest heroes joined the infected, no one else stood a chance. Unless, of course, they knew the rules.

Peter: New York! Home of the Mets, the Chrysler Building, those ladies from Sex and the City, and now, the zombie apocalypse! If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. But first, you have to not get eaten.

Peter: Step one. Long sleeves.

Happy: Do I have to be wearing this?

Peter: Hey, Happy, come on. The safety of the world depends on it. And action, zombies!

Peter: The zombie virus is passed through saliva.

(Kurt "bites" Happy's arm.)

Peter: So the less skin you're showing, the less there is to bite. Unless you're (Y/N).

(Cut to Peter filming Y/N shaving his face with one of his claws.)

(Y/N) Maximoff. The Wolverine. Best Bodyguard Ever. Skills: Expert Tracker, Cutting Zombies Into Pieces With His Six Shiny Claws, Protective

(Y/N): Do you really need to film everything, kid?

Peter: You already know the answer to that.

(Y/N): Yeah, I do.

Peter: Now, tell the people how're immune to the zombie virus!

(Y/N): Well, it's because of my healing factor. As a zombie bites me, my healing factor instantly fights and kills the infection. Like...

*SNAP*

(Y/N snaps his fingers.)

(Y/N): ...that.

Kurt: So informative!

(Cut to Peter standing outside of a shower.)

Peter: Step two, hygiene. Zombies are attracted to the smell of human flesh. So the less pheromones you give off, mmm, the better.

Kurt: But just one catch.

Peter: You're never more vulnerable than in your birthday suit.

Kurt: Sneak attack!

(Peter pulls back the shower curtain revealing...)

(Bucky catches Kurt by his throat.)

Kurt: [straining] Your robot arm is waterproof. How handy! Pun intended.

Bucky: You know all I have to do is squeeze, right?

Peter: Okay, okay. Easy, killer.

(Y/N hears Peter say "killer.")

(Y/N): [sighs]

Peter: How about we skip the shower and grab the body spray.

(Bucky throws Kurt as we cut to...)

Peter: Okay, step three. Always aim for the head.

(Peter fires something that sticks to Sharon's forehead.)

Peter: It's the way to kill them.

Okoye: Will you turn that off?

Peter: Oh. I was just showing Dr. Banner the orientation video.

Okoye: General Okoye of the Dora Milaje. Wakandan Royal Guard.

(Okoye & Banner shake hands.)

Banner: You certainly picked a hell of a time to visit the states, General.

Okoye: I swore an oath, Dr. Banner. My king went missing with the Avengers weeks ago. And for the first time since the outbreak, we actually have a reason to hope. A beacon just came in over the wires.

(Cut to the group looking at a hologram of the science involved in making a cure.)

Okoye: Another survivor camp claims to have made progress on a cure.

Peter: Wh...Awesome! Global crisis solved. High-fives all around, guys.

Bucky: Not quite. The beacon's location was corrupted in transit. We have no idea where it came from.

(Y/N): Nothing's ever easy.

Banner: Well, it looks like your message is in non-linear hexacode.

Bucky: That location look familiar, Agent Carter?

Sharon: It's Camp Lehigh in New Jersey. S.H.I.E.L.D.'s first base of operations. It could have the equipment you need to fabricate a cure.

Okoye: Then we'll leave at sundown.

Happy: [sighs] Well, just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, we gotta go to Jersey.

(Cut to Happy driving.)

Happy: Zombie-freakin'-apocalypse, and somehow, I'm still driving.

Okoye: What is the problem? I thought you were an Uber driver.

Happy: No. I'm a personal chauffeur. There's a difference.

(Y/N): If it makes you feel any better, Happy, you're the best at what you do. But what you do...is driving.

Happy: No, that doesn't make me feel any better, protégé.

(A zombie's face appears in front of the windshield causing Happy to revert the van back to normal size.)

Happy: All right, everybody, it's Grand Central.

(Cut to the group entering Grand Central.)

Okoye: Hope, Banner, Parker, track seven. See if you can hot-wire the train.

Kurt: Sounds like job for criminal. I will help.

(Y/N): I ain't leaving the kid.

Okoye: He's a big boy, thief. I'm sure he can take care of himself.

(Y/N): For the last time, I didn't steal the vibranium. Hydra did and fused it with a metal compound making adamantium and that's what's around my skeleton.

Peter: Uh, splitting up? Do you guys just not have horror movies in Wakanda?

Okoye: We don't need them. We have American reality shows.

Kurt: Boom goes the dynamite. That was solid burn on all of us.

(Y/N): Not me. I'm Sokovian, remember?

(Peter, Kurt, Hope, & Banner go to hot-wire the train.)

Okoye: The rest of us will stay here and guard the perimeter.

(Imagine Y/N next to Sharon.)

(IMITATES METAL LOCKING)

(Hope's attempting to jump start the train but the spark ignition's not firing while a Falcon shaped shadow watches Bucky & Okoye. Peter has an idea on how to get the train started. Cut to Happy, Sharon, & Y/N where happy fires at some birds.)

Happy: [chuckles] Just, uh, birds.

Sharon: Were you saying "blam"?

Happy: Was I? Was I, protégé?

(Y/N): You were.

(Suddenly, an arrow is shot through Happy's shoulder.)

Happy: Ow.

(The arrow pulls Happy back towards the dark.)

Happy: [grunts]

Sharon: Happy?

(Y/N): Happy!

(Happy "blams" while he's taken into the dark. Cut to Peter's group.)

Sharon: Man down, man down. We lost Happy!

Peter: What? No! [sighs] No, not Happy.

(Cut back to Sharon & Y/N.)

Sharon: I think it was...

(Sharon's shot with an arrow in the shoulder & sticks her to the wall.)

Sharon: [grunts, groans]

Sharon: It's Hawkeye.

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops his claws & charges at Hawkeye. Cut to Okoye & Bucky being attacked by a zombie Falcon. Y/N dodges arrows shot at him by Hawkeye as he makes his way towards him when suddenly...)

*BLAST*

(Y/N's blasted in the chest.)

(Y/N): [winces]

(Y/N looks up to see who blasted him & sees...)

Happy: [growling] Blam. Blam. Blam.

(Y/N): Sorry, Happy.

(Y/N runs up to Happy, grabs his wrist with the hand blaster &...)

*SLICE*

(Cuts his arm off. The arm flies off & lands next to Sharon.)

(Y/N): Ah!

(Y/N's shot in the back of his shoulder by Hawkeye.)

(Y/N): [growls angrily]

(Y/N notices a bunch of zombies surrounding him.)

(Y/N): *cracks his neck* You know, I always knew you could never take me on by yourself, Clint.

(Zombies begin to close around Y/N as he continuously slashes each zombie that gets close enough to him. Okoye's able to slash Falcon in half. Hawkeye fires an explosive arrow at Sharon who dodges it & grabs the hand blaster of Happy's arm. Sharon looks back at Y/N who's slashing zombies as he's being bitten.)

Sharon: (Y/N)!

(Y/N): Go! I'm...right behind you...

(Sharon runs away just as Y/N's throat is ripped out by a zombie.)

(Y/N): AHH!

(Cut to Peter pulling the train.)

Peter: Okay, come on, guys! I think I have about 4,000 pounds of thrust here.

Banner: Hang in there, Peter. They're almost here.

Peter: Okay, get ready to disengage the brake on my mark.

(A bunch of zombies are about to attack Peter but the Cloak of Levitation takes care of the zombies & Hope clears a path.)

Wasp: The front of the train's all hooked up!

(Cut to Okoye, Sharon, & Bucky running down some stairs.)

Bucky: Copy that. Inbound. Wait, where's (Y/N)?

Sharon: He...he bought me time.

(Cut to everyone on the train.)

Okoye: We're all here! Go!

(The train starts as the Cloak of Levitation scoops up Peter into the train.)

Banner: We did it. Destination, Camp Lehigh.

(Cut to Peter walking into the train car where Hope & Okoye are, wearing the Cloak of Levitation.)

Hope: It's a good look on you.

Peter: Really? You think I could pull it off?

Hope: Maybe you'll grow into it.

Okoye: I'm sorry. We should have stayed together.

Peter: Yeah...wait. Where's (Y/N)?

Okoye: Listen, Peter...

Peter: No, this can't be happening.

Okoye: Sharon wouldn't have made it without him.

Peter: [sighs] He would be the one to do a heroic sacrifice.

Hope: I'm sorry, Peter.

*SLOW SKREE*

(Peter, Hope, & Okoye look up at the train car's roof to see three claws slashing across it. The train enters a tunnel as whatever's clawing its way into the train falls in the middle of them.)

Okoye: [coughs] What was that?

Hope: I don't know. Peter, are you okay?

Peter: Yeah. I'm...

(The dust settles as Peter looks at who clawed their way into the train car.)

Peter: (Y/N)?!

Zombie Wolverine: [snarls]

(Zombie Y/N attempts to stab Peter but before he can, Hope goes small & starts blasting zombie Y/N all over his face.)

Zombie Wolverine: [winces annoyingly]

(Using his nose, zombie Y/N's able to sniff out Hope & grab her with one of his hands.)

Wasp: [groans] No!

(Zombie Y/N is about to bite Hope's head off but as he's about to do it...)

*CLANG*

(Okoye attempts to cut zombie Y/N in half, at his shoulder. Unfortunately, due to his adamantium skeleton, the blade stops at bone.)

Zombie Wolverine: *smiles sinisterly*

(Zombie Y/N tosses Hope aside as she reverts back to normal size before hitting a wall.)

Wasp: [grunts]

Okoye: Damn it! Peter!

(Peter is just staring at zombie Y/N with pure terror. Okoye pulls her blade out of zombie Y/N & attempts to stab him in the stomach. Zombie Y/N side steps the spear &...)

*SLASH*

(Slashes across Okoye's face.)

Okoye: [screams]

Wasp: [gasps]

(Okoye holds her face as she continues to scream. Her screaming is able to get Peter back to his senses & realize what's happening.)

Peter: Get Bucky!

Wasp: What about you?

Peter: Get Bucky!

(Peter begins to web up zombie Y/N. Hope sees this & decides to get Bucky.)

Zombie Wolverine: [growling]

Peter: I don't know how long my webs can hold you-

(Zombie Y/N claws himself free of Peter's webs.)

Peter: Figures. You're the Wolverine.

(Zombie Y/N attempts to slash Peter but he easily jumps over him. Zombie Y/N takes this opportunity to go after Okoye, who's still holding her face.)

Peter: No! Bad Wolverine!

(Zombie Y/N is inches away from biting Okoye but Peter fires some webs onto the back of zombie Y/N & starts pulling him away from her.)

Peter: [straining]

Zombie Wolverine: [growling]

Peter: [straining] Come on, (Y/N). Work with me here...

(Almost instantly, zombie Y/N wraps himself around the webs which in turn pull Peter towards him.)

Peter: Whoa!

(Once Peter is close enough, zombie Y/N...)

*THUD*

(Headbutts Peter.)

Peter: [groans, gasps]

(Zombie Y/N grabs Peter by his throat & lifts him up.)

Peter: [whimpering]

Zombie Wolverine: [growls]

Peter: I know you're still in there, (Y/N). You don't want to do this!

(Zombie Y/N ignores what Peter said & pulls him closer to his open mouth so he can bite a chunk out of him.)

Peter: *teary eyed* Please...

(As Y/N is about to bite Peter, something goes off in his brain causing him to drop Peter.)

Peter: [coughs] (Y/N)?

Zombie Wolverine: [yelling]

(Zombie Y/N just stands & lifts his head up as he continues to yell. At first, Peter is confused as to why zombie Y/N is doing this but then Peter notices something going on with zombie Y/N. That being, his healing back to his normal self.)

(Y/N): [panting]

Peter: (Y/N)?

(Y/N): [panting]

Peter: Can you say something so I can know whether to hug you or web you?

(Y/N): Sorry about almost biting you, kid.

Peter: That healing factor of yours is getting slow, huh?

(Y/N): Well, once you're getting bitten by a bunch of zombies at once, the virus tends to take over for a while.

(Y/N helps Peter up.)

Peter: I'm glad you're back.

(Y/N): [chuckles] So am I.

(Y/N turns to face Okoye, whose face now has three claw marks across her face.)

(Y/N): Sorry about your face, Okoye.

Okoye: It's fine. I'm alive and it's just a scratch.

(Y/N): Love the attitude.

(Cut to everyone regrouping after Bucky had cut zombie Captain America in half with his shield & taking it. Hope reverts back to normal size while inside of zombie Sharon & blows her up.)

Wasp: Uh, guys, I'm covered in Sharon.

Okoye: The kid has hand sanitizer.

Hope: (Y/N), you're back to normal.

(Y/N): Yeah, sorry about the scare.

(Banner & Kurt rejoin the group & Kurt looks at Okoye.)

Kurt: What happened to face?

(Y/N): I'll tell you later.

Banner: Uh, Hope? I think you're in trouble.

(It's revealed that there's a cut on Hope's arm. Cut to the group in another train car as the Watcher watches.)

Banner: Heart rate's elevated, temperature's not going in the right direction.

Hope: Then we both know what you have to do.

Okoye: No. Not when we could be minutes away from a cure.

Hope: [grunts] Can we really take that risk? (Y/N), if you don't mind...?

(Y/N): Yeah, I'm not killing a friend.

Peter: It's not risk. It's hope. And anyone who's seen a zombie movie knows that that's the key to survival. Plus, it's also your name, and that's gotta mean something.

Hope: Oh, kid. How do you do it?

Peter: See all these movies? AV club.

Hope: [chuckling] No. No, how do you stay so...[inhales deeply] upbeat? After everything.

Peter: Practice, I guess. My mom, dad, Uncle Ben, Mr. Stark. Now Happy. I don't know what I'd do if I lost (Y/N).

(Y/N): Don't worry, kid, I'm practically immortal.

Peter: I've...I've lost a lot. But my Aunt May says...used to say, that if we don't keep smiling when they can't, then we might as well just be gone, too. And...

(Peter holds Hope's hand.)

Peter: Well, they'd want us to keep going.

(Kurt rejoins the group.)

Kurt: Guys, uh, bad news, team. The train has run out of fuel.

Banner: How far away are we from Camp Lehigh?

Kurt: On the bright side, we are at least closer than we were.

Hope: [groans] And the not-bright side?

Kurt: We're going to have to walk through that.

(The group looks at a bunch of zombies in their path.)

Bucky: Well, looks like our draft cards just got pulled.

Okoye: We will not make it through them.

(Y/N): I'll clear a path.

Okoye: I'm gonna stop you right there.

Peter: Yeah, we don't want to fight zombie Wolverine again.

(Y/N): Ah, good point.

Bucky: You were a zombie?

(Hope gets up.)

Hope: But you can make it over them.

Peter: No, no. Hope, no.

Hope: Listen to me. We all know my time's up, okay? And if I have to go, I might as well go out fixing the mess I started.

Banner: Oh, come on, Hope. It's not your fault.

Hope: I was so obsessed with bringing my mom back that I never considered what I might bring back with her. I started this, but you are gonna finish it.

(Cut to the group in Camp Lehigh after Hope grew big & took them there.)

Hope: Peter. Smile for me, okay?

(Hope falls back as zombies continue to crawl on her.)

Bucky: Uh, guys, why aren't they climbing the fence?

Peter: Uh, they don't have to scale anything.

Kurt: We must be careful. Baba Yaga nears.

(Y/N): Oh, man. If we encountered a zombie John Wick, we'd all be fucked.

Banner: Baba who, now?

Kurt: Baba Yaga. The witch. Known to lurk in shadows of sacred burial grounds.

(Peter jump-scares Kurt.)

Peter: Oh, no, I totally just jump-scared you. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

Kurt: It's just spider boy. Come on.

(Vision jump-scares both of them.)

Banner: Oh, Vision! You're a Vision!

(Banner hugs Vision.)

Banner: You have no idea how good it is to see a familiar and not one of those gross, half-eaten faces.

(Y/N): Am I not good enough for you, Banner?

Banner: Oh, (Y/N), that's not-

(Y/N): Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save it, bub.

Vision: One of the benefits of being an android. I'm not on the menu.

Banner: Oh, that's it. That's how you've been able to keep the zombies at bay.

(Cut to everyone in Vision's lab.)

Vision: The Mind Stone. The source of...well, me. It emits a sub-frequency that is not to their liking.

Banner: Could that mean the infection is some kind of encephalopathy?

(Kurt raises his hand to ask a question.)

Peter: Brain stuff.

(Y/N): [sniffs]

Vision: Precisely. The virus overloads the brain's limbic system. So once I discovered the infecteds' aversion to the Mind Stone, I experimented to see if targeted exposure might reverse their condition.

Okoye: Were you successful?

Scott: Ta-da! See for yourself.

Peter: Wait, who said that?

Kurt: Was a ghost?

Scott: Oh, damn. Hey, would somebody turn me around? We messed up my entrance. You know, I need to get this thing motorized.

Scott: Hey!

Kurt: Scott! Scott.

(Y/N): Scott's head...

Bucky: Lang?

Peter: No...way.

Kurt: Oh, look at you.

Scott: I know what you're thinking, I've lost weight. Thank you for noticing. But don't worry, I won't let it go to my head.

(Y/N): [laughs]

Scott: (Y/N) gets it. Sorry, I tend to process traumatic events with dad jokes. Drives Hank crazy. Well, drove Hank crazy. Oh, man. Hank.

(Okoye walks up to Scott.)

Okoye: Hey, tulla, tulla. Don't cry. You'll fog up the jar.

Scott: Sorry. I know, I know. It's just, what I wouldn't give to get chewed out by that old grump one last time. Gah, I did it again! Zombie pun.

Vision: Mmm. Well, the operative point is I cured him. Which means you can cure others.

Vision: Theoretically, but...

Banner: We'll need access to a satellite network to broadcast the Mind Stone frequency worldwide.

Vision: Well, again, theoretically, but the technology required to do so is currently beyond human capability.

Okoye: Not in Wakanda. And thanks to our force shields, it remains the last human sanctuary on Earth.

(Bucky cocks his gun.)

Bucky: I'll canvas the base, see if I can find us transport.

(Bucky begins to walk away.)

Vision: Sergeant Barnes, you will not find what you're looking for.

(Y/N): Hey, Bucky. I think I'll join you. I [sniff] smell something familiar. I just can't pinpoint what.

Vision: (Y/N) Maximoff, I'd advise against that.

(Y/N): "(Y/N) Maximoff." It's been a while since I've heard someone say full name. Why don't you want me to go with him? Is there something back there you don't want me to see, bub?

Vision: Hmm.

Banner: Uh, according to these security logs, we're not the first to respond to Vision's signal.

Peter: More survivors! Well, then where are they?

(Vision begins to float upwards.)

Vision: I'm sorry, Dr. Banner. I really do wish you hadn't found us.

(Y/N): Us?

Banner: Vision, what the hell is this place?

T'Challa: A trap.

(Bucky walks in carrying T'Challa who has one leg. Okoye runs to him.)

Okoye: Oh, we feared you were dead!

T'Challa: The Vision grabbed me in San Francisco. Thought he was saving me. He was just picking up takeout.

Bucky: He's been keeping him alive to feed his zombie bride.

Scott: That goth chick. I knew it! I was pickin' up vibes.

(Y/N): Hold on a minute. You don't mean...

Vision: Yes, (Y/N). Wanda. And while your anger is predictable...

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops his claws.)

(Y/N): Predictable?! I'm furious! Not only do you tell me that...that my sister is one of those things, but you've luring survivors here to feed to her?! I thought you loved her!

Vision: I do love her.

(Y/N): Then you should know she wouldn't want this.

Vision: I can assure you my actions, though unsavory, were nevertheless born of logic.

Scott: Well, in Vision's defense...[clicks tongue] I've got nothing.

Peter: Okay, wait. I don't get it. You cured the talking head but not her?

Vision: Her powers are too strong. They've resisted the treatment. The only course of action is to contain her and her hunger.

Okoye: Why not eliminate her?

(Vision floats back down.)

Vision: I...I couldn't.

(Y/N): Tch.

(Y/N begins to walk away from Vision.)

(Y/N): I'll kill her myself.

Peter: (Y/N)?

(Y/N): I wasn't the best brother but I'll be damned if I'm going to let her continue living as one of those things.

Banner: You lured innocent people to their deaths, all in the name of love?

Scott: [scoffs] Love. Sucks.

(Y/N): He doesn't know what that word means.

Vision: If it was Natasha, would you not do the same, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): [growls] Say her name again and I'll cut you to pieces.

Vision: [sighs] I still cannot entirely fathom what I have done.

Okoye: So you should have no problem submitting to human justice!

(Okoye's about to stab Vision in the head but before she can, the building shakes.)

Vision: You have awakened her. She hasn't eaten in days.

(The doors beside Kurt fly open revealing zombie Wanda to him.)

Kurt: [whimpering] Baba Yaga! [yells]

(Zombie Wanda, using her powers, pulls Kurt to her.)

Scott: Whoa! Watch out! She's a man-eater! There it is, I'm doing it again.

(Y/N): It's really her. I haven't seen her since...

(Y/N remembers the last words his sister said to him on the Raft.)

(Y/N): [grits teeth]

Vision: Before she turned, she told me that her biggest regret was that the two of you never reconciled.

(Y/N): That's one of my regrets, too.

(Y/N retracts his claws & starts walking towards his zombie sister.)

(Y/N): Don't shoot her.

Bucky: What? That's not your sister anymore!

Peter: What are you doing?

(Y/N): Bucky, shut up. Wanda, do you remember me?

(Zombie Wanda looks down at Y/N, who's walking towards her.)

(Y/N): It's me, (Y/N). Your brother. Your Wolverine.

Scott: Aw!

(Zombie Wanda floats down in front of Y/N.)

Zombie Wanda: ...

(Y/N): Please don't rip my throat out.

(Zombie Wanda places a hand on the side of Y/N's face.)

(Y/N): [chuckles dryly] You actually remember me.

(Zombie Wanda notices everyone else behind her brother & walks past him.)

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops three of his claws & attempts to stab the back of Wanda's head but using her powers, she catches his fist before his claws can hit her.)

(Y/N): Shit.

(Zombie Wanda, using her powers, lifts herself & Y/N up in the air.)

Zombie Wanda: [growls angrily]

(Y/N): Ah, come on, Wanda. You didn't see that coming?

(Bucky shoots at zombie Wanda but she places Y/N in front of the bullets.)

(Y/N): [winces] Really Bucky?

Bucky: Sorry!

(Zombie Wanda pushes Y/N through the building...)

*SMASH*

(Y/N): [grunts]

Peter: (Y/N)!

(Cut to Y/N landing in the middle of the zombie horde.)

(Y/N): Ugh. Sisters, am I right?

Zombies: [growling]

(Y/N notices all of the zombies around him.)

Wolverine: You're all probably wondering if I have any last words. Well, I've got two.

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops all six of his claws & starts slashing the zombies around him. As Y/N is quite literally up to his neck with zombies, everyone else is dealing with zombie Wanda. Fortunately, Vision helps them escape by blowing a hole into the building which they all escape through except for Okoye who's killed by zombie Wanda. Vision sinks the building that zombie Wanda's in. He tells them that there's a Quadjet in the hangar. Vision's not coming with them because he must atone for what he's done but he can't bring himself to leave her. So he starts to take the Mind Stone out of his head.)

(After Vision rips the Mind Stone out of his head, the signal is no longer broadcasting. Meaning that zombies are walking into the camp & towards them. Y/N notices some of the zombies moving into the camp so he slashes his way forward. Banner picks up the Mind Stone just as Zombie Wanda has made her way through the rubble.)

(Bucky tells the group to run as he starts shooting at zombie Wanda to buy them some time. Zombie Wanda looks at Vision's body as she catches the bullets with her powers.)

(She holds Bucky up in the air with her powers as the group reaches the Quadjet. She sends Bucky falling towards the horde of zombies.)

Bucky: [yells]

(She notices Banner, hovers to him, & bites his arm. But, Hulk turned Banner's arm into his & pushes her back.)

Banner: Oh, nice save, big guy.

(Unfortunately, Hulk was a little slow on the change, meaning a small nick by Wanda's tooth cut Banner's arm that he's unaware of. Y/N sees Bucky in the air.)

Wolverine: Bucky!

(Y/N starts pushing his way through the zombies to make his way to where Bucky will eventually land.)

*CRASH*

(Bucky lands in the middle of some zombies, Y/N makes his way to Bucky after slashing some zombies in half, giving them the chance to talk.)

Bucky: (Y/N)...?

Wolverine: Hey, super soldier.

Bucky: You're [coughs] too stubborn to die.

Wolverine: That's one way of putting it.

(Y/N looks around & notices some zombies closing in on them.)

Wolverine: We gotta move.

Bucky: Others...Quadjet...

Wolverine: Gotcha! How about Wolverine and the White Wolf team up to take on a couple...let's say couple hundred zombies on our way there?

Bucky: Can't.

Wolverine: Uh?

Bucky: I can't get up.

Wolverine: Why not?

Bucky: Your zombie sister broke my back.

Wolverine: Oh...then...then I'll carry you.

Bucky: I'll just slow you down.

Wolverine: No you won't.

(Y/N attempts to pick Bucky up but slaps his hands away.)

Bucky: (Y/N), you know you have to leave me.

Wolverine: But, Bucky-

Bucky: It's okay. Take the shield and reach the others.

(Y/N looks at Cap's shield.)

Bucky: If you could do me one last favor?

Wolverine: Of course.

Bucky: Kill me.

Wolverine: What?

Bucky: I don't want to be eaten alive and ripped apart by these things. That's not how I want to go out.

Wolverine: I'll...make it quick.

Bucky: I know you will.

(Y/N places a fist on the side of Bucky's head.)

Bucky: You know, you and I would have made a good team.

Wolverine: Yeah.

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops three of his claws into Bucky's head, killing him. He retracts his claws out of Bucky's head, stands up, & puts his arm through the shield's straps.)

Wolverine: [deep breath]

(Y/N looks over the zombies & sees the Quadjet.)

Wolverine: [yells]

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops three of his claws & makes his way to the Quadjet. He slashes with his claws & smashes zombies with his shield on his way there.)

As This Was Happening...

(T'Challa, Peter, Scott, & Banner are in the Quadjet.)

Peter: Do you think you can fly this?

T'Challa: Uh, if it ever boots up.

Scott: Uh, guys, impending doom on our six.

(They look at all of the zombies in front of them.)

Peter: Uh, that's our 12. But yes, what the head said. Doom, total doom.

Banner: I think I can buy you guys some time...

Peter: Dr. Banner, no, we are not leaving you. I just...I...I really, I don't think I can lose another friend today.

Banner: So...avenge us.

(Banner hands Peter the Mind Stone & walks out of the Quadjet.)

Banner: Okay, big guy. Kinda counting on you here. Things are pretty bad. It'd be pretty nice for you to be the hero. I mean, wouldn't it be kinda cool for you to be the nice one for a change?

(Banner gets engulfed by zombies. The Quadjet begins firing up.)

T'Challa: Oh, yes!

(The Quadjet powers down.)

T'Challa: Oh, no, no, no, no.

Scott: Uh..guys?

(T'Challa & Peter look in front of them to see zombie Wanda with a zombie Hulk behind her along with the zombie horde.)

Scott: Oh, man. The Hulk's gonna rip my head off! I really need to stop.

Peter: Yeah, we're in a horror movie.

(Suddenly, Cap's shield is thrown & it...)

*SLICE*

(Cuts off zombie Wanda's head before getting stuck in a wall.)

*THUD*

(Her head hits the ground.)

Scott: That was pretty cool.

Peter: Bucky?

(Cut to Y/N in front of the hanger & staring at zombie Hulk & Wanda's body.)

Wolverine: Teším sa, že ťa opäť niekedy uvidím, sestra.

(Teším sa, že ťa opäť niekedy uvidím, sestra means "I look forward to seeing you again someday, sister" in Slovakian. Slovakian is the closest language to Sokovian.)

Wolverine: Now that that's over with, how about round 2?!

(Zombie Hulk turns to face Y/N.)

Zombie Hulk: Little man!

(Zombie Hulk charges at Y/N.)

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops all six of claws & charges right back at zombie Hulk. He ducks under him, slashes his thigh, & slides in front of the hangar.)

T'Challa: (Y/N)?

Peter: Best bodyguard ever!

Scott: That's an understatement.

(Y/N looks at them in the Quadjet.)

Wolverine: *waves*

(Y/N charges at zombie Hulk who's now throwing other zombies at Y/N.)

Wolverine: Seriously?

(Y/N slashes each zombie he throws in half with his claws until he mistimes a slash & he's hit with a zombie.)

Wolverine: [grunts]

Zombie: [growls]

(The zombie tries to bite Y/N but he's able to stab it in the head. He stands up & notices the shield next to him so he pulls it out of the wall so he can use it again. He sees that zombie Hulk is about to punch him so he...)

*THUD*

(Puts the shield in front of zombie Hulk's fist & it takes the punch.)

Wolverine: [snarls]

(He turns from the punch & slashes zombie Hulk's throat. Zombie Hulk swings wildly at him but he ducks his swing & begins alternating between slashes with his claws & hitting zombie Hulk with the shield. Eventually...)

*CRACK*

(Y/N uppercuts zombie Hulk with the shield that drops him on his back. Y/N places the shield on his back & jumps onto Hulk's chest.)

Wolverine: [growls angrily]

(With all six of his claws, he starts slicing into zombie Hulk. Taking a lot of organs in the process. As Y/N's doing this however, zombies come up behind him & start to pull him off zombie Hulk.)

Wolverine: [growls annoyingly]

(Y/N slashes all of the zombies around him. After that, Y/N notices a large shadow over him so he looks up to see zombie Hulk standing over him.)

Wolverine: Ugh-

*PUNCH*

(Zombie Hulk punches Y/N straight into the middle of the zombie horde. Y/N gets his bearings & starts cutting all of the zombies that get close enough to him.)

Wolverine: Undead fuckers!

(Zombie Hulk jumps right on Y/N.)

Wolverine: [coughs blood]

(Zombie Hulk picks up Y/N by his waist & begins to crush him.)

Wolverine: [coughs more blood]

(Y/N stabs all six of his claws into zombie Hulk's arm causing to loosen his grip on him a bit. But also causes him to...)

*BITE*

(Bite Y/N's shoulder & take a huge chunk out of him.)

Wolverine: [screams]

(Zombie Hulk slams Y/N down in the ground & begins pummeling him like in Age of Ultron. The chunk bitten out of Y/N slowly heals. But unlike in Age of Ultron, with each pummel, Y/N remembers all the awful things that have happened to him during the zombie apocalypse. Him realizing that he'll never hear Natasha's voice again, killing a zombie Aunt May in front of Peter, fighting a zombie Natasha & having to put her down, turning into a zombie & almost biting Peter, seeing what has become of his sister, & finally cutting his sister's head off with Cap's shield.)

Wolverine: *between pummels* [soft snarling]

(Y/N moves away from zombie Hulk's incoming fist & the two have an intense staredown.)

Zombie Hulk: [roars]

Wolverine: [snarls furiously]

(The two charge at each other but Y/N leaps behind zombie Hulk &...)

*CUT*

(Cuts both of his arms off.)

*THUD*

(Zombie Hulk's arm hit the ground.)

Zombie Hulk: *looks at his arms*

Wolverine: I'm just getting started!

(With a single slash, he cuts off both of zombie Hulk's legs.)

Zombie Hulk: [roars painfully]

(Y/N walks around the limbless zombie Hulk & is now in front of him.)

Wolverine: [glares]

*SLICE*

(Y/N cuts zombie Hulk's head off. It's still on his neck however so Y/N picks it up by it's hair.)

*KICK*

(Y/N kicks zombie Hulk's limbless body down to the ground & looks directly into zombie Hulk's eyes.)

Zombie Hulk: [soft growling]

Wolverine: [snarls loudly]

(Y/N chucks zombie Hulk's head across the camp. After doing that, Y/N watches as Quadjet flies off.)

Wolverine: Have a good life, Peter.

(Cut to T'Challa, Peter, & Scott on the Quadjet.)

Scott: We did it! We really did it!

Peter: No, don't jinx it! [groans] Doesn't anybody here watch horror movies?

(A giant zombie Hope stands up.)

Scott: Hope? Hope! Oh! Hope!

(Giant zombie Hope catches the Quadjet as the Cloak of Levitation places Scott down.)

Scott: Hey, where are you going?

(Cut down to Y/N once again being surrounded by zombies.)

Wolverine: You guys are endless. [sighs] I need a timeout.

(Suddenly, Y/N's scooped up the Cloak of Levitation & is now levitating upwards.)

Wolverine: What the--? Oh, it's the cloak.

(Y/N notices giant zombie Hope holding onto the Quadjet.)

Wolverine: So that's why you came back for me, huh? Well...

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops all six of his claws.)

Wolverine: I hope you're machine washable!

*SQUISH*

(The Cloak of Levitation with Y/N flies straight through giant zombie Hope's head & into the cockpit of the Quadjet.)

Wolverine: Blah. You okay, cloak?

(The Cloak of Levitation levitates off Y/N.)

Wolverine: I'll take that as a yes.

(Y/N notices Scott looking back at giant zombie Hope.)

(Y/N): Oh, no you told you?

Peter: I'm sorry. She gave her life so we could get the cure.

Scott: That's twice she saved me. That's...very Hope.

(They notice Y/N.)

Scott: Good to see you again, (Y/N).

(Y/N): You too, Scott.

(The Cloak of Levitation goes back to Scott.)

Scott: That's more like it.

Peter: And you say I watch too many movies. While you're off doing two heroic sacrifices on me.

(Y/N): [chuckles] What can I say? I love those.

Peter: I'd hug you but you're covered in zombie brains.

(Y/N): Yeah, I completely understand.

Sometime Later...

(They're all still on the Quadjet.)

T'Challa: ETA, 20 minutes.

Scott: Well, put another "W" on the board for the Avengers. Go ahead, high-five. It's okay, I won't feel left out.

T'Challa: You all right?

(Y/N): Yeah, how're you feeling, kid?

Peter: [sighs] Last year, Mr. Stark asked me to join the Avengers. I turned him down, and now they're all gone. And I'm still here. Oh, you too, (Y/N).

(Y/N): I know what you meant.

T'Challa: In my culture, death is not the end. They are still with us, as long as we do not forget them.

Scott: Plus, they're not all gone. You still have me.

Peter: Oh. I'm so sor...I-I forgot. You are an Avenger.

Scott: Totally. Big time. Well, maybe not officially. But, you know, at heart.

T'Challa: Good. The world could use a little heart right now.

Peter: And once we get this to Wakanda, we're gonna save the world.

(Y/N): Hell yeah.

(The camera begins to pan out as they're getting closer to Wakanda.)

Watcher: Even in the darkest of times, humans will give all to save their planet. Even it might bring an end to the universe.

(It's revealed that Wakanda is full of zombies, including a certain zombie with a gauntlet...)

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