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Watcher: Time. Space. Reality. It's more than a linear path. It's a prism of endless possibility, where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. I am the Watcher. I am your guide through these vast new realities. Follow me and ponder the question...

Watcher: In your universe, the Hulk ended up on the artificial trash planet called Sakaar. Where, with the help of Thor, he and Bruce Banner somewhat worked out their issues. In this universe, Hulk brought a "friend" along with him...

Sokovia
2015

(Hulk lands in front of Y/N.)

(Y/N): Hey...

Hulk: *stares at Y/N*

(Y/N): I guess I should apologize about the first time we met, huh?

Hulk: Hmm.

(Y/N): Well, I'm sorry. So are we good?

(Y/N holds out his hand for a handshake & Hulk shakes it.)

(Y/N): Great.

(Y/N lets go of Hulk's hand but Hulk doesn't release his grip.)

(Y/N): You can let go now.

Hulk: *smirks*

(Hulk tightens his grip on Y/N's hand, leaps in the air, & takes Y/N with him.)

(Y/N): [yells]

(Ultron kills Pietro as Hulk, still holding onto Y/N, jumps into the Quinjet that Ultron's flying.)

Ultron: Oh, for God's sake!

*THUD*

(Hulk tosses Y/N inside the Quinjet.)

(Y/N): Mother-

(Hulk throws Ultron out of the Quinjet & he crashes inside a train. Cut to Hulk & Y/N in the Quinjet after the fall of Sokovia.)

(Y/N): *rubs his wrist*

Natasha: Hey, big guy. We did it. The job's finished. Now I need you to turn this bird around, okay?

(Hulk & Y/N walk towards the screen.)

Natasha: We can't track you in stealth mode. Besides, I'm pretty sure Wanda and (Y/N) need each other right now. So help me out. I need you...

(Hulk closes the screen on Natasha.)

(Y/N): Why did you do that?!

(Hulk ignores Y/N.)

(Y/N): [growls] Don't ignore me! You know what?

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops all six of his clothes.)

(Y/N): Fuck you and your...midlife crisis!

(He starts walking towards the back of the Quinjet.)

(Y/N): How high up are we? That doesn't matter, I'll heal from the fall anyway. My sister needs me.

(Y/N's about to cut an opening for himself but before he can...)

*SMASH*

(Hulk smashes Y/N's head between his hands, effectively knocking him out. While Y/N is unconscious, Hulk flies them off Earth & gets them sucked into a wormhole.)

*CRASH*

(The Quinjet crashes onto the ground as Y/N regains consciousness.)

(Y/N): Ugh. What hap--Hulk!

(Y/N turns his head to see Hulk walking towards the back of the Quinjet.)

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops all six of his claws.)

(Y/N): Bastard!

(Hulk hears Y/N. Just as he's turning around, Y/N tackles him out of the Quinjet.)

*THUD*

(Y/N's standing over Hulk.)

(Y/N): I'm going to cut you into pieces--uh?

(Y/N takes a look around his new surroundings.)

(Y/N): Where are we? You have any idea where we are?

(Hulk stands up.)

Hulk: No.

(Y/N): Of course you don't. [sighs] Please tell me you have somewhat of an idea of where we are, Banner.

Hulk: *glares*

(Y/N): What? You don't like it when I say Banner?

Hulk: *glares harder*

(Y/N): Well good. Banner, Banner, Banner!

(Hulk angrily walks up to Y/N where he's now standing over him while Y/N's looking up at him. Before the two can come to blows, a ship arrives & lands in front of them.)

(Y/N): Hopefully the locals are nice.

Hulk: [scoffs]

(A woman walks out of the ship & towards the duo.)

(Y/N): [whispers] Let me do the talking.

Hulk: [grunts]

(Y/N turns his attention to the woman.)

(Y/N): Good afternoon...?

Woman: ...

(Y/N): You don't want to tell me your name? Okay, that's fine. You see, my frie--my associate and I are lost so we were hoping you could tell us where we are.

(The woman completely disregards Y/N's question & throws a small disk at him. Y/N easily smacks the disk away before it can land on him.)

(Y/N): Hey! Throwing stuff at people isn't very nice.

Woman: Yeah, well I'm not trying to be nice.

(Y/N): Clearly.

Woman: You're going to make this harder than it needs to be, aren't you?

(Y/N): What?

Woman: I'll just take the big guy.

(The woman smacks her fists together.)

(She activates guns on her ship that move with her arms.)

(Y/N): You gonna blast me?

Woman: That's the idea.

(Y/N): I can take it.

Woman: You can take a blast?

(Y/N): You'd be surprised at what I can take.

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops all six of his claws.)

Woman: Never seen that before.

(But before Y/N can do anything however, Hulk grabs the back of his head &...)

*SMASH*

(Smashes Y/N's face into the ground.)

(Y/N): [groans]

Woman: Hm. Thanks for the assist, big guy.

(Cut to Y/N waking up, strapped in a chair going down a conveyor belt.)

(Y/N): Ugh...

Female Announcer: Fear not, for now you found. You are home, and there is no going back.

(Y/N): [strains]

Female Announcer: No one leaves this place. But what is this place? The answer is Sakaar.

(Y/N): Thanks...?

Female Announcer: Surrounded by cosmic gateways...Sakaar lives on the edge of the known and unknown. It is the collection point for all lost and unloved things...like you.

(Y/N): I'm loved.

Female Announcer: But here on Sakaar, you are significant. You are valuable. Here you are loved.

(Y/N): What the hell?

Female Announcer: And no one loves you more than the Grandmaster. He is the original, the first lost and the first found...the creator of Sakaar...and father of the Contest of Champions. Where once you were nothing, now you are something. You are the property of the Grandmaster. Congratulations! You will meet the Grandmaster in 5 seconds. Prepare yourself. Prepare yourself.

(Y/N): *cracks his neck*

Female Announcer: You are now meeting the Grandmaster.

(Y/N appears in a room with guards at his back & in front of the Grandmaster, the woman he met earlier, & another woman.)

Grandmaster: Hmm, hmm, hmm.

(Y/N): *raises an eyebrow*

Grandmaster: He's wonderful. Is it a he?

(Y/N): Last I checked.

Woman: It is a he.

Grandmaster: I love it when you come to visit, 142.

(Y/N): Your name is numbers?

Grandmaster: What's wrong with that? Where was I? Right, you bring me the best stuff. Whenever we get to talking, Topaz, about Scrapper 142...what do I always say? "She is the..." And it starts with a "B."

Topaz: Trash.

Grandmaster: No, not trash. Were you just waiting to call her that? It doesn't start with a "B."

(Y/N): Bitch would've made more sense.

Woman: You've got some mouth on you.

Topaz: Booze hag.

(Y/N): That's a little better.

Grandmaster: Uh, I'm so sorry. No, "best." I was thinking about "best." 'Cause I always say you're the best. She brought me my beloved champion, you know.

(Y/N): This "champion" of yours. Is he big, dumb, and green?

Grandmaster: Yeah, that's him.

(Y/N): He would thrive in this kind of environment.

Grandmaster: What have you brought today? Tell me.

Woman: Another champion.

(Y/N): As enticing as that sounds...

Grandmaster: I need to go closer. I want a closer look at this. Can you take us closer?

(Topaz pushes the Grandmaster closer where he takes a closer look at Y/N.)

Grandmaster: Pay this lady.

(Y/N): Slow your roll there, bub. [straining] I ain't for sale.

(Y/N breaks free from the chair...)

*SKINT*

(Pops his claws & lunges at the Grandmaster. Before he reaches him, Scrapper 142 throws a dagger into Y/N's throat, killing him.)

Grandmaster: [sighs] Thank you. Shame. He was a fighter.

Woman: I'm assuming this means that I'm not getting paid?

(Before the Grandmaster can answer, the thought-dead Y/N stands in front of them, still with the dagger in his throat.)

Grandmaster: Um, I thought you killed him?

Scrapper 142: I did...

(Y/N): [coughs blood]

(Y/N pulls the dagger out of his throat & tosses the dagger aside. Topaz, Grandmaster, & Scrapper 142 watch Y/N's healing factor in full effect as it closes the cut on his throat.)

(Y/N): All right, you're first.

(He lunges at Scrapper 142 but as he's in the air, she tosses a disk at him which lands on his shoulder, she activates it, & instantly shocks Y/N out of the air.)

(Y/N): [groaning]

Grandmaster: Interesting.

A Couple Hours Later...

(We see Y/N wake up at a bar.)

(Y/N): I hate this place.

142: Look who's finally awake.

(Y/N looks beside him to see Scrapper 142 sitting next to him.)

(Y/N): You!

(He arches his fist back & is about to pop his claws.)

142: Before you unleash your claws, ask yourself this. What exactly is going to be accomplished if we fight? We're going to trash the place. I'm going to kill you but you'll just heal from it.

(Y/N): I could kill you.

142: Not likely.

(Y/N): [growls]

142: How about we just have a drink?

(Y/N): Why would I have a drink with you?

142: Because it's either you have a drink with me or I shock you again.

(He looks at the disk on his shoulder.)

(Y/N): [sighs] What do you recommend?

142: That's what I thought.

Watcher: The two drink the night away...and (Y/N) wakes up in someone's bed.

(Y/N): Ugh. Am I hungover? This...is a first...

(He realizes that he is in someone's bed & he looks under the blanket to see that he's not wearing pants.)

(Y/N): Uh...

(A woman with a towel wrapped around her walks out of the bathroom that's in the bedroom.)

142: Good morning, Wolvy.

(Y/N): Morning? Quick question, did we...?

142: You don't remember?

(Y/N): Obviously.

142: Oh? Yes we did.

(Y/N): [chuckles] Man, I must be some charmer when I'm drunk.

142: Not really, Wolvy. You're not that bad looking plus you were going on about your sister.

(Y/N): I was?

142: Yeah. I had sisters so I know how you feel.

(Y/N realizes that 142 has been calling him "Wolvy" this whole time.)

(Y/N): Wolvy?

142: [chuckles] Last night you told me that you're "the Wolverine" and were swinging your claws wildly. Nearly killed everyone.

(Y/N): Embarrassing. Still doesn't answer my question though.

142: I think Wolvy sounds better. [softly] Wolfy.

(The way she says "Wolvy" almost instantly makes Y/N lovestruck for her.)

(Y/N): [clears throat] It does.

142: I took off your disk by the way.

(Y/N): Thanks.

142: It's the least I could do. Especially after last night.

(Y/N): [chuckles]

(142 is about to leave the room but Y/N stops her.)

(Y/N): Wait!

142: What?

(Y/N): If this is going to be a...regular thing...

142: Maybe.

(Y/N): I'd like to know your name. I'm (Y/N).

142: A gentleman with a mouth? You can call me Valkyrie.

Watcher: And like that, the relationship of Wolverine and Valkyrie had just blossomed. But the story doesn't end there. It's just beginning...Two years later we see Thor being held in the same chair that Y/N was in & is being led by the Grandmaster and Topaz. As the Grandmaster is talking, Thor notices Loki where the Grandmaster strikes up a conversation with the brothers.

Grandmaster: You call yourself Lord of Thunder?

Thor: God of Thunder. Tell him.

Loki: I've never met this man in my life.

Thor: He's my brother.

Loki: Adopted.

Grandmaster: Is he any kind of a fighter?

Thor: [laughs] You take this thing out of my neck and I'll show you.

Grandmaster: Now, listen to that. He's threatening me. Hey, Sparkles, here's the deal. If you wanna get back to Ass-place, Assberg...

Thor: Asgard.

Grandmaster: Any contender who defeats my champions...their freedom they shall win.

Thor: Fine. Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!

Grandmaster: That's what I call, contender.

(Thor is thrown into a freaky circle where he meets Korg & Meek.)

Thor: Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champions?

Korg: Doug has. Doug! Our luck, Doug's dead. That's right. Everyone who fights the Grandmaster's champions perishes. Or ends up in pieces.

Thor: What about you? You're made out of rocks.

Korg: Perishable rock.

(A piece of Korg falls off him.)

Korg: There you go. Another one gone. And I've seen his other champion cut things that I thought couldn't be cut. So, yeah, no, I just do the smaller fights, warmup the crowd and whatnot. Wait. You're not gonna face them, are you?

Thor: Yes, I am. Gonna fight them, win, and get the hell out of this place.

(Thor walks away from Korg.)

Korg: That's exactly what Doug used to say. See you later, new Doug.

Some Time Later...

(We see Loki telling Thor to join him at the Grandmaster's side where eventually they could take over but Thor's not having any of it.)

Loki: [scoffs] Fine. I guess I'll have to go it alone. Like I've always done. Would you say something? Say something!

Thor: What would you like me to say? You faked your own death...you stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power...stranded him on Earth to die, releasing the Goddess of Death. Have I said enough or would you like me to go back further than the past two days?

Loki: You know, I haven't seen the beloved champions he talks of...but I've heard one is astonishingly savage and the other is some unkillable berserker. I've placed a large wager against you tomorrow. Don't let me down.

(Cut to Korg, Thor, & the other gladiators getting weapons for the arena. Thor sees Valkyrie & tells Korg that she's the one who brought him here. Kord tells him that she's Asgardian.)

Thor: Asgardian?

(Thor walks up to the barrier closest to Valkyrie.)

Thor: Hey, hey.

Valkyrie: Hey.

Thor: Do not zap me with that thing. I just wanna talk. Asgard is in danger.

(As she's drinking, Thor notices her tattoo.)

Thor: My God, you're a Valkyrie.

(She puts down her drink.)

Thor: I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger...until I found out that you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course. I love women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more of a respectful appreciation. I think it's great that there is an elite force of women warriors. It's about time.

(Thor gives Valkyrie a thumbs up.)

Valkyrie: Are you done?

(The warden calls for Thor.)

Thor: Please, help me. I need your help.

Valkyrie: Bye.

(She walks away from Thor.)

Thor: Fine, then you must be a traitor or a coward.

(She stops walking.)

Thor: Because the Valkyrie is sworn to protect the throne.

(She walks back to Thor.)

Valkyrie: Listen closely, your majesty. This is Sakaar, not Asgard. And I'm a Scrapper, not a Valkyrie.

(Some wardens come for Thor. He fights them off briefly but they zap him down.)

Valkyrie: And no one escapes this place. So you're gonna die anyway.

(The wardens drag Thor away as Valkyrie walks away.)

Valkyrie: I wonder if Wolvy will cut his head off?

(Cut to the Grandmaster addressing the crowd where we see Loki and Valkyrie are also watching the event.)

Grandmaster: And now without further ado...it's main event time.

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

Grandmaster: Making his first appearance, though he looks quite promising...got a couple of tricks up his sleeve. I'll say no more, see what you think. Ladies and gentleman, I give you...Lord of Thunder.

(Thor walks out to a bunch of boos from the audience.)

Moments After Thor's Entrance

(We see Y/N & Hulk in a entrance hall.)

Wolverine: Hey, one thing before we head out. If you end up pummeling this "Lord of Thunder" to death, could you not get any of his blood on me? That'd be great.

Hulk: Hulk try.

Wolverine: "Hulk try." Sure you will. I don't even know why I even asked.

(Cut back to inside the arena.)

Grandmaster: Watch out for his fingers. They make sparks. Okay, this is it. Let's get ready to welcome these guys. Here they come.

(Green, yellow, & blue fireworks burst into the air as the audience cheers & the ground starts to rumble.)

Grandmaster: They are creatures. What can we say about them? Well, he's unique. There's none like him. I feel a special connection with them. They're undefeated. They're the reigning.

Grandmaster: They're the defending. Ladies and gentlemen...I give you...

Korg: Uh-oh.

Grandmaster: ...your Incredible...

Hulk: [roaring] Hulk!

(Y/N walks around Hulk.)

Wolverine: "And the Savage Wolverine!" And the crowd goes wild...[sighs] He forgets to say it everytime.

Thor: (Y/N)? You're here too?! Awesome!

Wolverine: Thor?!

Hulk: [yelling]

(Y/N looks around the crowd as they cheer for them but mostly for Hulk.)

Wolverine: Nothing but Hulk merch.

(Thor waves at the Grandmaster & Loki.)

Thor: Hey! We know each other! They're friends from work!

(The Grandmaster looks at Loki.)

Loki: [clears throat]

(Cut back down to Thor, Y/N, & Hulk.)

Thor: Where have you two been? Everybody thought you were dead. Not you of course, (Y/N).

Wolverine: Yeah. How's Wanda?

Thor: Who's Wanda?

Wolverine: Uh, my twin sister.

Thor: You have a sister? I'm getting sidetracked. So much has happened since I last saw you two. I lost my hammer. Like, yesterday, so that's pretty fresh.

Wolverine: I'm sorry to hear that?

Thor: Loki. Loki's alive. Can you believe it? He's up there.

(Hulk & Y/N look up at Loki.)

Thor: Loki! Look who it is!

(Loki's petrified.)

Thor: Banner, I never thought I would say this...but I'm happy to see you. You too, (Y/N).

Wolverine: Sure.

Audience: [chanting] Hulk! Wolverine! Hulk! Wolverine! Hulk! Wolverine!

Wolverine: Uh? *smiles*

Thor: Banner. Hey, Banner!

Hulk: No Banner. Only Hulk.

Thor: What are you doing?

Wolverine: Probably should've warned ya, bub.

Thor: It's me. It's Thor!

Hulk: [growls]

Wolverine: Here we go.

(Hulk leaps at Thor but he moves out of the way. Hulk destroys the shield Thor's holding & sends him back. Thor stops his momentum with a sword he stabs into the ground. Once stopped, Thor pulls out another sword.)

Hulk: [roars]

Thor: Banner, we're friends. This is crazy. I don't want to hurt you!

Wolverine: Ouch.

Thor: (Y/N)!

Wolverine: Banner hasn't been up there for a while now.

Thor: A little help then?

Wolverine: Why? [shouts] Looking strong, Thor!

(Hulk charges at Thor who hits him with a warhammer that sends Hulk across the arena which leaves the audience murmuring.)

Grandmaster: What?

(Thor walks towards Hulk.)

Thor: Hey, big guy. The sun's getting real low.

Hulk: [grunting]

(Thor offers his hand to Hulk.)

Thor: [shushing] That's it. The sun's going down. I won't hurt you anymore. No one will.

(Hulk grabs Thor by his ankles.)

Thor: [yelps]

(Hulk tosses Thor back to the middle of the arena as the audience cheers.)

Hulk: [roaring]

Wolverine: [laughs] Maybe if you were prettier, that would've worked!

(Cut up to the Grandmaster & Loki.)

Loki: Yes! That's how it feels!

(The Grandmaster looks at Loki.)

Loki: [chuckles] I'm just a huge fan of the sport.

Grandmaster: [laughing]

(Cut back down to the fight between Thor & Hulk.)

Audience: Oh!

Thor: I know you're in there, Banner. I'll get you out!

(Thor hits Hulk with the warhammer.)

Wolverine: I don't think beating Banner out of him is going to work. Believe me, I've tried.

(Hulk gets the warhammer out of Thor's hands so Thor starts punching him.)

Thor: What's the matter with you? You're embarrassing me, both of you! I told them we were friends!

Wolverine: Embarrassing you is at the bottom of my concerns, bub.

(Thor & Hulk scramble. Thor grabs the warhammer & attempts to Hulk with it but Hulk grabs it & punches Thor, sending him flying across the arena. Hulk lands on Thor & begins pummeling him. After a few pummels, Y/N speaks up.)

Wolverine: Okay, Hulk. You can stop now.

(Hulk continues to pummel Thor.)

Wolverine: You're going to kill him!

(Hulk still continues to pummel Thor.)

Wolverine: [growls] Hey!

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops all six of his claws & makes his way to Hulk. However, Thor electrifies himself & sends lightning to Hulk that gets him off.)

Hulk: [groaning]

(The audience gasps.)

Wolverine: Well then.

(They both stand back up. Thor with lightning coming off him. They both leap towards each other where Thor uppercuts Hulk out of the air.)

Audience: [chanting] Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!

Korg: Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!

(Y/N retracts his claws.)

Wolverine: [claps impressively]

(Thor's about to finish off Hulk but the Grandmaster shocks him before he can. Hulk jumps up in the air.)

Korg: Another day, another Doug.

Wolverine: Poor bastard.

(Hulk's fist comes down on Thor. Cut to Thor waking up in Hulk & Y/N's room.)

(Y/N): Good to see that you're up and about.

Thor: No thanks to you.

(Y/N): Hey, I was about to get him off you before you lit yourself up.

Thor: Uh-huh. Why didn't you fight me?

(Y/N): You may not remember our last encounter but I do. I was not doing so well. That was until...my sister saved me. [clears throat] Also, you said it yourself, we're friends.

Thor: Oh, that's nice.

(Y/N): So who caught you? It was Brunnhilde, wasn't it?

Thor: Who?

(Y/N): The Valkyrie. The only other Asgardian here besides Loki.

Thor: Her name's Brunnhilde?

(Y/N): Beautiful name, isn't it?

Thor: How do you know her name? Wait. Are you and a Valkyrie...?

(Y/N): Kinda. I don't know. We haven't really put a label on it yet.

(Water splashes behind them & they turn around to see Hulk in a hot tub.)

Thor: Are we cool?

Hulk: [growls softly]

Thor: It's Hulk in a hot tub.

(Y/N): I know, right?

Thor: So how long have you been like that?

Hulk: Like what?

Thor: Like this. Big, and green, and stupid.

Hulk: Hulk always Hulk.

(Y/N): Two years I'd say. It's kinda hard to keep track of time here. No calendars or clocks.

Thor: How'd you two get here?

Hulk: Winning.

Thor: You mean cheating, huh? Were they wearing one of these when you two won?

(Y/N): I don't think so. Then again, most of the time I was too covered in blood to notice.

Thor: Okay. Dark. How'd you arrive here?

(Y/N): Wormhole I'm guessing.

(HULK IMIDATES WHOOSHING)

Hulk: Quinjet.

Thor: Yes. Now, where is the Quinjet now?

(Hulk walks out of the hot tub.)

Thor: That's naked.

(Y/N): Towel, Hulk! We've been over this!

Thor: He's very naked. Hmm.

(Hulk walks past the duo.)

Thor: It's in my brain now.

(Y/N): [shivers] It's there forever now.

(Hulk points out the Quinjet to Thor.)
Thor: Yes!

(Hulk sits on his bed.)

Thor: I'm getting us out of here. This is a terrible, awful place. You two are gonna love Asgard. It's big. It's golden. Shiny.

(Y/N): Like my claws?

Thor: Exactly like your claws.

Hulk: Hulk stay.

(Y/N): Figured.

Thor: No, no, no. My people need me to get back to Asgard. We must prevent Ragnarok.

Hulk: Ragnarok?

Thor: The prophesied death of my home world.

(Y/N): Why didn't you just say that?

Thor: The end of days, it's the end of...

Hulk: [yawning]

(Y/N): That's incredibly rude.

Thor: If you help me get back to Asgard...I can help you get back to Earth. Huh?

(Y/N): Deal.

Thor: Great!

Hulk: Earth hate Hulk.

(Y/N): Who doesn't?

Thor: Earth loves Hulk. They love you. You're one of the Avengers. One of the team, one of our friends. This is what friends do. They support each other.

(Y/N): For someone claiming to be my friend, how do you forget that I have a sister?

Thor: Not helping, (Y/N).

Hulk: You're Banner's friend.

Thor: I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you.

Hulk: Banner's friend.

Thor: I don't even like Banner. "I'm into numbers and science and stuff."

(Y/N): I don't prefer either of them.

Hulk: Thor and (Y/N) go. Hulk stay.

Thor: Fine. Stay here. Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way. The red, the white. Just pick a color. Ridiculous. Come on, (Y/N).

(Thor makes his way towards the room entrance.)

(Y/N): Bub.

Hulk: Smash you.

Thor: You didn't smash anything. I won that fight. Right, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Stop-

Hulk: I smashed you.

Thor: Yeah, sure, sure.

Hulk: Baby arms.

Thor: What?

Hulk: Baby!

(Hulk throws the fruit he was eating at Thor.)

Thor: Moron! You big child.

(Y/N): [sighs]

Hulk: Thor go!

Thor: I am going.

(The entrance way shocks Thor due to the disk on his neck.)

Thor: [groaning]

Hulk: [laughing]

(Y/N): I tried to warn ya.

Hulk: Thor go again. [laughs] Thor home. So is (Y/N).

(Y/N): Brunnhilde makes it feel like home I suppose.

The Next Day

(Hulk looks out the window as Hulk & Y/N walk past him.)

Hulk: Hulk trains.

Thor: That's great. Have fun. And what do you have planned, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Spent time with my girl.

(Hulk & Y/N join Valkyrie who was waiting for them.)

Valkyrie: Hey, big guy. Wolvy.

Hulk: Angry girl.

(Y/N): Brunnhilde.

Valkyrie: What have you been up to?

Hulk: Winning.

Valkyrie: [laughs] Same goes for you, Wolvy?

(Y/N): Of course. You smell great by the way.

Valkyrie: No, I don't.

(Y/N): I know.

Valkyrie: Oh, cheeky.

Late At Night

(We see Y/N & Valkyrie in her ship.)

(Y/N): So your thoughts on Thor?

Valkyrie: He's an idiot.

(Y/N): [chuckles] Can't disagree with you there, Brunnhilde.

Valkyrie: You sure do like saying my name.

(Y/N): It's a great name. Way better than (Y/N).

Valkyrie: I like (Y/N).

(Y/N): You're sweet.

Valkyrie: Shut up.

(Y/N): Dearest Brunnhilde is the sweetest woman-

(Valkyrie pushes her index up against Y/N's lips.)

Valkyrie: Stop talking.

(Y/N): [muddled chuckles]

(Valkyrie holds one of Y/N's hands into her own.)

Valkyrie: This is probably a stupid question, but does it hurt when they come out?

(Y/N): Every time.

Valkyrie: I'm sorry to hear that.

(Y/N): Being with you makes it hurt less though.

Valkyrie: That doesn't make sense.

(Y/N): I can only be so smooth for so long.

Valkyrie: True.

(Valkyrie pulls Y/N into a kiss which he reciprocates.)

The Next Day

(Valkyrie takes down Hulk easily.)

Valkyrie: What's going on? What are you...

(She notices Thor & Y/N standing behind him.)

Valkyrie: Were you in on this?

(Y/N): Yes-

Valkyrie: Actually, I don't want to hear it.

(She walks over Hulk.)

Valkyrie: You're so thick-headed that you can't tell when someone's hiding all the way across the universe and wants to be alone.

Thor: Explain (Y/N) then.

Valkyrie: He's different.

(Y/N): Heh.

Thor: We need to talk.

Valkyrie: No, you want to talk to me.

(Thor turns to Hulk & Y/N.)

Thor: I need her to stay.

Hulk: Stay?

(Hulk throws a piece of his bed in front of the room's entrance.)

(Y/N): Come on, Brunnhilde. Stay for me.

(Valkyrie walks up to Y/N & cups his face.)

Valkyrie: One, don't call me that in front of him, okay?

(Y/N): Okay.

Valkyrie: And two. No can do, Wolvy.

(Valkyrie starts walking away again.)

Hulk: Please.

(Y/N): Please.

Thor: Please.

Valkyrie: All right. Here's the deal.

(She walks over to the alcohol shelf.)

Valkyrie: I'll listen to you...till this empty.

(Thor starts explaining but she finishes the drink extremely fast.)

Thor & (Y/N): Wow.

Valkyrie: Finished. Bye.

(She starts walking away again.)

Thor: Odin is dead.

(She stops walking.)

Thor: Hela, the Goddess of Death, has invaded Asgard.

Valkyrie: If Hela's back, then Asgard is already lost. I'm going to stop her.

Valkyrie: Alone?

Thor: Nope. I'm putting together a team. It's me, you, your boyfriend, and the big guy.

Hulk: No. No team. Only Hulk.

Thor: It's me, you and your boyfriend.

Valkyrie: I think it's only you and (Y/N). Not my boyfriend by the way.

(Y/N): That hurts.

Valkyrie: You're fine.

Thor: Wait. Just listen. The Valkyrie are legend. Elite warriors of Asgard sworn to defend the throne.

Valkyrie: I'm not getting dragged into another one of Odin's family squabbles.

Thor: What's that supposed to mean?

Valkyrie: Your sister. Her power comes from Asgard, same as yours. When it grew beyond Odin's control she massacred everyone in the palace and tried to seize the throne. When she tried to escape her banishment he sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back. I only survived because...Look, I already faced her once back when I believed in the throne and it cost me everything. That's what's wrong with Asgard. The throne, the secrets, the whole golden sham.

(She tries to walk past Thor.)

Thor: I agree.

(Thor holds her arm, she responds by pulling a dagger on Thor.)

Valkyrie: Don't get familiar.

(Y/N): I remember that dagger.

Valkyrie: You're making it extremely difficult to stay mad at Wolvy.

Thor: [sighs] I agree. That's why I turned down the throne. But this isn't about the crown. This is about the people. They're dying and they're your people, too.

Valkyrie: Forget it.

(Valkyrie pushes Thor away from her.)

Valkyrie: I have.

Thor: Okay.

Valkyrie: Okay.

(Thor's able to pickpocket the device controlling his disk off Valkyrie, deactivates the desk, & takes it off.)

Thor: You know, go ahead. Stay here and enslave people for that lunatic. Keep drinking, keep hiding. But me...

(Hulk throws a ball at Thor & he catches it.)

Thor: I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them. Because that's what...

(Thor throws the ball at the window but it bounces back & hits him in the face.)

(Y/N): So close.

(Thor gets back up.)

Thor: Because that's what heroes do.

(Thor jumps out of the window.)

Hulk: Friend stay!

(Y/N): Brunn-

Valkyrie: Not hearing it, (Y/N). Just...go be a hero.

(Valkyrie leaves.)

(Y/N): Ugh!

(Hulk jumps out of the same window causing Y/N to follow him. Y/N follows Hulk to the Quinjet & sees Hulk revert back to Banner after watching the recording of Natasha.)

Banner: Oh, jeez.

Thor: Banner.

(Y/N): He would revert back to normal for her.

Thor: Hey, hey, hey.

Banner: [groaning]

Thor: You all right, Banner?

Banner: [gasps]

Thor: Sun's going down. Sun's going down. That's it, breathe. [exhales] I won't hurt you. Sun's going down.

Banner: [groans] Thor.

Thor: Yeah.

Banner: And (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Long time no see, bub.

Banner: What? What happened to your hair?

Thor: Some creepy old man cut it off.

Banner: It looks good.

(Y/N): Yeah.

Thor: Oh, thanks.

Banner: Where are we? Oh, how's Nat?

Thor: Uh, Nat is good, I'm sure.

Banner: Is she okay? And what about Sokovia?

Thor: Sokovia?

Banner: The city, Sokovia. Did we save it?

(Y/N): It's rubble.

Thor: Banner, listen.

Banner: What?

Thor: Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago.

(Y/N): Knew it.

Banner: What are you saying?

Thor: Well...

Banner: What? I've been Hulk for two years?

(Y/N): Precisely.

Thor: I'm afraid so.

Banner: What the hell happened?

(Banner walks over to the front of the Quinjet.)

Thor: Banner, there's something you should know.

(Banner watches the ship's log showing Hulk & an unconscious Y/N being brought to Sakaar. An alarm blares.)

Banner: Thor, (Y/N), where are we?

(Y/N): Yeah...

Thor: ...about that.

(A hologram of the Grandmaster appears telling everyone that his champions have gone missing & to celebrate them.)

Banner: Who's that?

Thor: He kind of runs the place. You and (Y/N) actually lived at his house for a while.

Banner: We did?

(Y/N): Yup.

Thor: Quite a lot's happened. You and I had a fight recently.

Banner: Did I win?

Thor: No, I won. Easily.

Banner: Doesn't sound right.

(Y/N): Because it's not. You kicked his ass.

Thor: He's lying.

(Y/N): I was literally a couple feet away from you. I'm not.

(The hologram Grandmaster says that the Lord of Thunder had stolen his champions. Cut to Thor, Banner & Y/N taking a brief rest from walking amongst the crowd.)

Thor: Sun's getting low.

Banner: Would you stop saying that?

Thor: I just need you to stay calm.

Banner: Calm? I'm on an alien planet!

Thor: It's just a planet. You've been on a planet before.

Banner: Yeah. One.

(Y/N): Stop being such a pussy.

Banner: Now that's just uncalled for.

Thor: He is right though. Still uncalled for.

(Y/N): Probably.

Banner: Thor! My neutrons, they're firing faster than my brain can handle the information.

(Banner explains what it's usually like with the Hulk & how it was for the past two years.)

Thor: All right, well, you're back now. That's all that matters.

Banner: No, it's not what matters.

(Y/N): It's not?

Banner: What I'm trying to tell you, is that if I turn into the Hulk again Banner may never come back. And we're stranded on a planet that is designed to stress me out.

(Y/N): Damn, Banner.

Thor: We're not stranded. I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home.

Banner: Thank you.

Thor: Not your home, though. Asgard. My home.

Banner: What?

Thor: Listen, my people are in great danger. You, (Y/N), and I, we have to fight this really powerful being who also happens to be my sister.

Banner: Okay, that is so wrong on so many...I don't want to fight your sister. That's a family issue.

(Y/N): Have to agree with Banner on that one.

Thor, No, she's an evil being.

Banner: I don't care what she is. I'm not fighting anymore beings.I'm sick of it.

Thor: What?

Banner: I just told you. If I turn into the Hulk, I am never gonna come back. And you don't care.

Thor: No, no. I'm putting together the team. The Hulk is the fire.

Banner: Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk.

Thor: What? No!

Banner: It's gross.

(Y/N): That's really selfish, Thor.

Thor: (Y/N), help me out here.

Banner: You don't care about me. You're not my friend.

Thor: No! I don't even like the Hulk. He's all like..."Smash, smash, smash." I prefer you.

(Y/N): Bullshit.

Banner: Thanks.

Thor: But if I'm being honest, when it comes to fighting evil beings...he is very powerful and useful.

(Y/N): Duh.

Banner: Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too.

(Y/N): How...?

Thor: Is he though?

Banner: How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero. How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven.

(Y/N): I don't know what to say to that.

Thor: Fine, you don't have to fight anyone. But we're in danger here, so we have to move.

(Thor puts on a "disguise" while Banner's disguise is...himself. Y/N doesn't need a disguise because as he can see, the people aren't missing him but just the Hulk.)

(Y/N): I hate this place.

Thor: Me too.

(They lose Banner in the crowd.)

Thor: Banner! Banner!

(Y/N): [sniffs] Don't worry. I've got his scent.

Thor: Just like that?

(Y/N): Yeah?

Thor: Some nose you've got there.

(Y/N): Thank you.

(Banner bumps into a slave, Thor & Y/N stand in front of Banner, the slave is shocked by Valkyrie.)

Thor: Hi.

Valkyrie: Hi.

(Y/N): Hey.

Valkyrie: Hey.

Thor: I was gonna do that.

Valkyrie: Yeah, well, I did it first.

(Y/N): I was gonna stab him. With my claws.

Valkyrie: I know but you took too long.

Thor: What are you doing here?

Valkyrie: What are you doing here? I thought you were leaving.

(Y/N): We got sidetracked.

Valkyrie: What's with the...

Thor: It's my disguise.

Valkyrie: But I can see your face.

Thor: Not when I do this, you can't.

(Thor slightly covers his face.)

Valkyrie: No disguise for you, Wolvy?

(Y/N): Why would I need one? As you can see, no one on this planet misses me or would miss me.

Valkyrie: I'd miss you.

(Y/N): Heh, is that right?

Thor: Your hair looks nice. I like what you did with it. Changed it? Washed it maybe?

(Y/N): [sniffs] She did.

(Valkyrie gestures for them to follow her & they do.)

Banner: What are those things on her eyes? Are those people that she's killed?

(Y/N): Why'd you immediately go there?

Banner: She's so beautiful and strong and courageous.

Valkyrie: Who is this guy?

Thor: He's a friend.

(Y/N): Former partner.

Banner: Who? Me?

Valkyrie: I feel like I know you.

Banner: I feel like I know you, too.

(The four walk up to a room.)

Valkyrie: Look, I've spent years in a haze, trying to forget my past.

Thor: Mmm.

(Y/N): Plenty of people have done that.

Valkyrie: Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink and forget, and to die one day.

Thor: I was thinking that you drink too much, and that probably was gonna kill you.

Valkyrie: I don't plan to stop drinking.

(Y/N): But, your liver...

Thor: Oh.

Valkyrie: But I don't wanna forget. I can't turn away anymore...so if I'm gonna die...well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.

Thor: Good.

Banner: Yeah.

(Y/N): That's my girl.

Valkyrie: So, I'm saying that I wanna be on the team. Has it got a name?

Thor: Yeah, it's called the Revengers.

Valkyrie: Revengers?

Thor: Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge. (Y/N), are you getting revenge?

(Y/N): Always.

Thor: Banner?

Banner: [stammers] I'm undecided.

Thor: Okay.

Valkyrie: Also, I've got a peace offering.
(Valkyrie reveals a chained Loki.)

Loki: Surprise.

(Thor throws something at Loki to make sure he's actually here. Banner walks up to him.)

Loki: Hello, Bruce.

Banner: So, last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody. Where are you at these days?

Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

(Loki's answer scares Banner as Y/N walks up to Loki.)

(Y/N): So, Loki. Brother of Thor.

Loki: [sighs] And you're the Wolverine.

(Y/N): I'd shake your hand but...[chuckles]

Loki: Funny. Tell me how are you able to come back from the dead?

(Y/N): Genetics.

Loki: What?

(The Revengers discuss the plan to go through the Devil's Anus but need a ship.)

Valkyrie: There are one of two ships. Absolute top of the line models.

Loki: I don't mean to impose...

(Valkyrie throws a bottle near Loki's head.)

Loki: But the Grandmaster has a great many ships. I may have even stolen the access codes to his security system.

Valkyrie: And suddenly you're overcome with an urge to do the right thing.

Loki: Heavens, no. I've run out of favor with the Grandmaster...and in exchange for codes and access to a ship...I'm asking for safe passage through the Anus.

Thor: You're telling us that you can get us access to the garage without setting off any alarms?

Loki: Yes, brother. I can.

(The Revengers discuss the plan again.)

Valkyrie: If we're boosting a ship...we're gonna need to draw some guards away from the palace.

Loki: Why not set the beast loose?

Thor: Shut up.

Valkyrie: You guys have a beast?

(Y/N): Well...

Thor: No, there's no beast. He's just being stupid. We're gonna start a revolution.

Banner: Revolution?

Thor: I'll explain later.

Valkyrie: Who's this guy again?

Thor: I'll explain later.

(Y/N): Were you flirting with Valkyrie earlier?

Thor: I'll explain later.

(Valkyrie arms the revolution, Thor gets the better of Loki, & is able to steal the Commodore. Cut to Banner, Valkyrie, & Y/N about to rejoin Thor on the Commodore.)

Valkyrie: I hope you're tougher than you look.

Banner: Why?

(Valkyrie pushes Banner up into the Commodore.)

Valkyrie: Now, you, Wolvy.

(Y/N): Okay, I'm-

(She does the same to Y/N.)

(Y/N): Ready! Oof!

(Y/N helps Banner up.)

Banner: Shouldn't we be shooting back or something?

(Y/N): Good point.

Thor: Yes, we should.

(Valkyrie tells them that the Commodore is a leisure vessel & that the Grandmaster uses it for orgies & stuff.)

Banner: Did she just say the Grandmaster uses ir for orgies?

Thor: Yeah. Don't touch anything.

(Y/N): I think I'm going to be sick.

(Topaz seems to have blown up Valkyrie & her ship but hangs alongside the Commodore to everyone's relief.)

Thor: Get inside!

Valkyrie: In a minute!

(Y/N): Where are you going?!

(She jumps off the Commodore to engage the ships chasing them.)

Thor: We should probably go help her.

(Y/N): Right!

Thor: Here take the wheel.

Banner: No. I don't know how to fly one of these.

Thor: You're a scientist. Just use one of your PhDs.

Banner: None of them are for flying alien spaceships!

Wolverine: Wing it then!

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops all six of his claws as he & Thor join Valkyrie in taking out ships after them. After Thor & Valkyrie smash some ships, & Y/N slashed some out of the air, they regroup with Banner on the Commodore where Valkyrie & Thor land up close to each other.)

Wolverine: I'm going to try to ignore that.

Banner: Guys, we're coming up on the Devil's Anus.

(Cut to the four of them inside the Commodore, flying through the Devil's Anus.)

Valkyrie: Shit.

Thor & Banner: [groaning]

Wolverine: This fucking sucks!

(They come out the other side to see they've reached...)

Asgard

Valkyrie: I never thought I'd be back here.

Banner: I thought it'd be nicer.

(Y/N): Not what I imagined at all.

Banner: I mean, not that it's not nice. But it's on fire.

Valkyrie: Here up in the mountains. Heat signatures. People clustered together. She's coming for them.

Thor: Okay, drop me off at the palace and I'll draw her away.

Valkyrie: And get yourself killed?

Thor: The people trapped down there are all that matters. While I'm dealing with Hela, I need you three to help get everyone off Asgard.

Banner: How the hell are we supposed to do that?

Thor: I have a man on the ground.

Wolverine: Who?

(Thor mounts a gun on the Commodore & hands Valkyrie some old Valkyrie armor.)

Thor: Good luck.

Valkyrie: Your Majesty...don't die. You know what I mean.

(The Commodore flies off.)

Wolverine: What did you mean?

Valkyrie: Wolvy.

Wolverine: Not the time?

Valkyrie: Nor the place.

(She suits up & prepares the gun.)

Wolverine: You look great in white.

Valkyrie: I'll be sure to remember that.

(Heimdall & the citizens of Asgard are walking in the rainbow on their way to the Bifrost where he sees Fenris waiting for them. He tells the citizens to go back as Fenris charges towards them, however Valkyrie's able to hold off Fenris momentarily due to the Commodore's new gun. But the citizens are cornered at the back end by Hela's soldiers & Skurge. Eventually, Fenris scoffs the shots & continues charging at the citizens.)

Valkyrie: The stupid dog won't die!

Wolverine: Okay, I got this.

(Banner comes out of the cockpit.)

Banner: No, (Y/N), I got this. You wanted to know who I am?

Valkyrie: What the hell are you talking about?

Banner: You'll see!

Valkyrie: See what?

Wolverine: Wait for it!

(Banner faceplants right onto the bridge. Fenris thinks nothing of it & is about to reach the civilians but Hulk comes out, pulls Fenris by his tail, & throws him in front of him.)

Hulk: [roars]

Valkyrie: ...

Wolverine: Yeah...

(Hulk & Fenris clash off the bridge while Hela's soldiers attack the Commodore. Y/N falls out of the ship during the attack.)

Wolverine: Crap!

Valkyrie: (Y/N)!

*THUD*

(Y/N crashes onto the bridge.)

Wolverine: Ugh...

(Y/N's surrounded by Hela's soldiers.)

Wolverine: [growls] Okay, zombie soldiers. Let's go!

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops all six of his claws & begins to hack and slash as many zombie soldiers as he can. Just as Heimdall gets overwhelmed, Loki arrives with the gladiators to somewhat even the odds & provide an escape for the citizens.)

(Loki, Heimdall, & the gladiators hold the line so the citizens can escape. Thor finally lightning's up & joins the battle. As does Valkyrie joining Y/N.)

Wolverine: *between slashes* God, I love her.

(Valkyrie meets up with Y/N in the middle of the zombie army.)

Wolverine: *between slashes* Took you long enough.

Valkyrie: *between slashes* Better late than never!

(Skurge hides amongst the citizens, Hulk punches Fenris down the waterfall & after disposing of their share of Hela's soldiers, Valkyrie & Y/N regroup with Thor & Loki.)

Thor: You're late.

Loki: You're missing an eye.

(Valkyrie & Y/N walk past the brothers.)

Valkyrie: This isn't over.

Wolverine: Unfortunately.

(The four stand in front of Hela, panting.)

Thor: I think we should disband the Revengers.

Wolverine: Just when we were hitting our stride.

Loki: Hit her with a lightning blast.

Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning. It did nothing.

Valkyrie: We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board.

Thor: It won't end there. The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. She'll hunt us down. We need to stop her here and now.

Valkyrie: So what do we do?

Loki: I'm not doing "Get Help."

Thor: Asgard's not a place, it's a people. Loki...this was never about stopping Ragnarok. This was about causing Ragnarok. Surtur's crown, the vault. It's the only way.

Loki: Bold move, brother. Even for me.

(Loki runs off to the Commodore leaving Thor, Y/N, & Valkyrie.)

Thor: Shall we?

Valkyrie: After you.

Wolverine: [snarls]

(The trio engage Hela. She tosses Thor & Valkyrie aside but Y/N's able stab all six of his claws into Hela's chest.)

Wolverine: Ha!

Hela: Oh, poor boy. A for effort.

(Hela manifests a sword & she stabs into Y/N's guilt...)

Wolverine: [spits blood]

(Lifting him & tossing him aside.)

Wolverine: [grunts]

(Loki flies towards the vault & Skurge is still hiding among the citizens as Thor & Valkyrie try to hold Hela back.)

Thor: Go! Go, now!

(The ship begins to take off without them but Hela manifests a spike that goes through the ship. As she does that, Y/N reappears; sinking his claws into Hela's back.)

Hela: [winces] I thought I killed you?

Wolverine: They always do.

(Loki grabs Surtur's crown & is briefly distracted by the Tesseract. Hela's soldiers climb up the spike & are about to attack the citizens but Skurge shoots them. He jumps down giving the ship the chance to escape. Hela shakes Y/N off her & kills Skurge for his actions. Loki puts Surtur's crown into the Eternal Flame. Hela walks towards a crawling Valkyrie with Y/N on a knee, defending her.)

Wolverine: [snarling, panting]

Thor: Hela, enough! You want Asgard, it's yours.

Hela: Whatever game you're playing, it won't work. You can't defeat me.

Thor: No, I know. But, he can.

(Surtur emerges from the palace.)

Hela: No.

(Valkyrie & Y/N use this opportunity to simultaneously stab Hela in the back & Thor smites Hela.)

Surtur: Tremble before me, Asgard! I am your reckoning!

(Heimdall & the citizens watch as Surtur destroys Asgard.)

Valkyrie: The people are safe. That's all that matters.

Thor: We're fulfilling the prophecy.

Valkyrie: I hate this prophecy.

Wolverine: Are prophecies always this horrible?

Thor: So do I, but we have no choice. Surtur destroys Asgard...he destroys Hela, so that our people may live. But we need to let him finish the job, otherwise...

(Hulk leaps towards Surtur.)

Hulk: [roaring]

Thor: No!

(Hulk lands on Surtur's face.)

Thor: Hulk, stop, you moron!

(Surtur tosses Hulk off him.)

Thor: Hulk, stop! Just for once in your life, don't smash.

Hulk: Big monster!

Wolverine: I know it's tempting, buddy.

Valkyrie: Let's go!

Hulk: [growls] Fine.

(Hulk scoops up Thor, Valkyrie, & Y/N as he jumps into the ship. Hela makes one last ditch effort to stop Surtur but he kills her & destroys Asgard as everyone watches.)

Thor: What have I done?

Heimdall: You saved us from extinction. Asgard is not a place...it's a people.

After Thor Had Set A Course For Earth

(We see Y/N & Valkyrie in a room together.)

Valkyrie: So, Wolvy?

(Y/N): Brunnhilde?

Valkyrie: Earlier, did I see you standing over me, defending me from Hela?

(Y/N): Yeah, I did that.

Valkyrie: I'd say that's something a boyfriend would do.

(Y/N): It is, isn't-

(He realizes that Valkyrie just called him her boyfriend.)

(Y/N): So does this mean...?

Valkyrie: Yes. Even though I think we're way past labels, they're important to you.

(Y/N kisses her passionately.)

Valkyrie: [panting] So, how's Earth?

(Y/N): [panting] It's like Asgard except more modern and less golden.

Valkyrie: Figured.

(Y/N): You'll get to meet my sister, Wanda! Oh, she's great. Nothing like me.

Valkyrie: [chuckles] Can't wait.

(Y/N): Just don't flirt and/or hit on her. I've seen the way you are with women.

Valkyrie: I would never do such things with my brother's girlfriend.

(Y/N): Heh. Okay, good.

(He places an arm over her shoulders & she leans her head on his shoulder. This nice moment doesn't last long however...)

Valkyrie: Hey, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Yeah, I see it.

Valkyrie: That can't be good.

Watcher: It's not good at all.