Lilac: UM

Lilac: IDEK

Lilac: WAIT WHY AM I SHOUTING

Lilac: Ok! Hello there! I am Lilac and i iz cat

Candy: really? That's all you got?

Lilac: *scratches Candy's curtains*

Candy: ; - ;

Lilac: >:D

Candy: hey where's the MCSM cast?

Lilac: they ran away

Candy: WHY

Lilac: because i'm a psychopath.

Candy: #LeFacepalm

Lilac: I'll go get them...

Jesse: EHHHHHH I dun wanna be here

Lukas: why must we suffer this?

Olivia: Can I go home?

Axel: u got TNT around here?

Petra: you claim to be an artist, yet you draw nothing!

Lilac: is THIS nothing? *shows petra full drawing notebook*

Candy: what even is happening

Magnus: I AM HERE TO AWAKEN YOU ALL

Soren: shuddap magnus

Lilac: *le gasp* MAGNUS IZ AMAZING *stabs Soren with pitchfork*

Candy: what the- where'd you even get that?!

Lilac: idek

Ellegaard: k i'm here a- WHAT THE USEFUL DID YOU DO TO SOREN?!

Candy: HEY! Watch your language! And also, don't give Sorengaard shippers any fuel!

Ellegaard: wait since when is useful a curse word?

Lilac: Since PAMA!

Gabriel: I have arrived! Gaze upon me!

Magnus: how about NO

everyone but Magnus and Gabe: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

Jessica: what did i miss?

Lilac: wait... *counts people* they are supposed to be two other people...

Candy: everyone came out a portal right?

Jesse: yus

Candy: where are Harper and Ivor?!

Lilac: *looks in portals*

Harper and Ivor: *kissing*

Lilac: YAAAASSSS SCREW THE STORY WE NEED TO GIVE THEM SOME PRIVACY AND WHY AM I SHOUTING AGAIN

Candy: *pokes Lilac* die

Lilac: *falls to ground* that hurt!

All *except Lilac, Harper and Ivor*: LATERS

Candy: *turns off camera*

Jessica: wait wat even just happened?