Lilac: So, we haven't gotten any requests, but I DO want to show you guys a new member of the crew! Meeeeeet J.!

J.: I don't want to be here.

Candy: Shut up.

J.: uuuuuuuuuuugh.

Candy: I said SHUT UP.

J.: T_T

Lilac: So, I know pretty much everyone has two questions right now. 1. What does J. stand for? and 2. Why is he here?

J.: Is that supposed to be an insult?!

Lilac: Of course not! But we'll go ahead an answer those questions. 1. J doesn't stand for anything. His name is simply J. 2. Because we want to add some spice to this show!

J.: What is that supposed to mean?

Lilac: I think a certain Narrator-san knows~

Narrator-san: SHUT UP *blushes*

Jesse: So, where do we fit in all this?

Lilac: GO AWAY, JESSE! You guys aren't supposed to even BE here! I thought you were on break!

Jesse: We got bored.

Candy: DO YOU THINK THAT SLAYER-CHAN WORKS HER BRAIN WRITING THIS SO THAT YOU CAN BE BORED?!

Jesse: O_O *walks out* never mind, then.

J.: Can someone please tell me why you brought me here against my will?

Narrator-san: Because if we had asked nicely, you wouldn't have said yes.

J.: ...true...

Candy: Oh! I just got a notification... hey! We've got a request! From Kiki2328: "do something that's a reference to Lion King (idk what's wrong with me) XD"

Lilac: Guess we're doing that next!

J.: But I don't WANT to!

Narrator-san: Complaining again?

J.: *sigh* 'Course not, darling.

Narrator-san: *flustered* Do NOT call me darling, J.

J.: Fine. But you know you love me~

Narrator-san: *punches J.*

Lilac: OKAY! Let's cut it out! J., stop flirting like you always do. Narrator-san, YOU stop making your crush on J. obvious.

Narrator-san: *curses under breath*

Candy: Watch your language!

Slayer-chan: *walks in* Hey guys I ju- *sees scene* Nevermind... *walks out*

J.: Can I GO HOME now?!

Slayer-chan: *pokes head back in room* NO!

J.: You know I'm starting to regret being your friends.

Slayer-chan: That's because your lifelong dream is to create a time machine so that you can be Albert Einstein's apprentice because you think nowadays there's not enough smart people.

J.: I'm just trying to stop the world from becoming mindless human beings! But you know me so well...

Slayer-chan: That's 'cause I created you, dummy. *kisses J.'s forehead* you're my OC. Of course I know you.

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A/N: Why did I even write this? I mean, I guess it was to get you guys to meet J, but uh... it definitely got out of hand... and off-topic... and I think Narrator-san's angry at me for kissing J...

Narrator-san: AM NOT!