Lukas_Skywalker : Hey, how's my pregnant girlfriend?

Jesse_Is_Amazing : HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU KNOW??

Lukas_Skywalker : Damn autocorrect. Meant to say precious, not pregnant.

Lukas_Skywalker : Wait, WHAT?

Jesse_Is_Amazing : ... Surprise?

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Jesse_Is_Amazing : I'm at the mall. Do you need anything?

Lukas_Skywalker : Eh.

Jesse_Is_Amazing : I'm lesbian now.

Lukas_Skywalker : What the heck??

Jesse_Is_Amazing : God damn you autocorrect! LEAVING, not lesbian.

Lukas_Skywalker : lol