Some Random Guy:

What he says: "Hey, you want a cookie?"

What I hear: "Hey, let's pretend it's that one scene from MCSM season 1.

My Mom:

What she says: "Let's go get some pumpkins for Halloween!"

What I hear: "Buy a white pumpkin and make it look exactly like the white pumpkin from MCSM!

My friend:

What she says: "Ugh, MCSM is so stupid, why would anybody ever play it?"

What I hear: "I am an inexperienced, dumb idiot who has no concept at all of what a good game is and I have no idea why I'm judging your taste in games when I have no taste whatsoever."

Just kidding on that last one. The only thing I'd hear is their terrified screams as I unleash the witherstorm on them...

A/N: Okay so I'm super sorry about pretty much NEVER being on Wattpad anymore. I only have 39 weekdays to go until school is over, which means that I won't have to stress out about the four 5 hour long M-STEP tests, 4 NWEA tests, exams, tests, and the 3 speeches that I have to do during that time. Woo its so fun being a stressed out teenager :)