First Way: Quotes

Person: I'm so hungry!

You: There are plenty of potatoes around!

Person: I don't want a potato!

You: Cool beans.

Person: What...?

You: Aww, is somebody being grumpy?

Person: What... no? What is wrong with you?

You: You're face is an ugly hazard.

Person: Oh my god... I hate you. *leaves*

Second Way: Playing it

Person: *sits next to you on the bus*

You: *glance over and pull out your phone, opening MCSM*

Person: You play that game a lot...

You: ITS AMAZEING... Get it? A maze ing?

Person: ...

You: Hehehe...

Person: Bye... *leaves*

Third Way: Shipping

You: *walking with person* Aww they're so cute together!

Person: Aww yeah they are!

You: Kinda like Lukas and Female Jesse.

Person: Oh no...

You: Or Petra and Male Jesse...

Person: Please don-

You: Or Harper and Ivor, or Lizzie and Dan, or Stampy and Dan, or Olivia and Axel, or Aiden and Maya, or Soren and Ivor, or-

Person: STOP! I HATE MCSM!

You: *whispers in their ear* Or Reuben and Benedict... *devilish smile*

Person: AUAHHEOWODJWO0WID *leaves*