At church:

Church Teacher: So, we're going to get more into talking about Reuben next week...

Me: Wait... REUBEN?!

At school: (only BigBSt4tz2 fans will understand)

*fourth period*

Guy: It's not me so...

Me: It's not me so don't blame me Just please let me beeeeeee!

*sixth period*

Teacher: Oh man, we are going to Tank at this...

Me: TANKMATT! YAY FOR PUNS!

Random Pun:

I had a job as a bullet. Then I was fired.